uhh help?

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    Apr 25, 2013 1:30 AM GMT
    so one day i was working out at my apt complex (by myself) and one of the manager guys came in to get some water. little did i know he was looking at my ass (i know its nice i get it a lot) and was still looking, then as he was leaving not twice but 3 times he did a look back at my ass. should i let him bang my ass? and how would i get him alone to let him?
  • calibro

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    Apr 25, 2013 3:53 AM GMT
    no body has time to deal with your made up penthouse letters to editor for hos.

    you a ho, so go ho.
  • stratavos

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    Apr 25, 2013 6:17 AM GMT
    you could ask about dinner plans and mention that you saw him looking at your ass. (call him on the bluff, but only do this if you're certain about it)

    this way you at least get a meal out of it icon_biggrin.gif
  • He_Man

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    Apr 25, 2013 6:23 AM GMT
    Seriously? You've only made two posts, and this is one of them? Remember, first impressions are really hard to get rid of...
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    Apr 25, 2013 6:26 AM GMT
    Craigslist Missed Connections.
  • kiwi_nomad

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    Apr 25, 2013 6:40 AM GMT
    this thread is useless without pics of your ass.
  • Mark87

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    Apr 25, 2013 8:52 AM GMT
    Break into his apt and wait for him in the dark wearing your mother's wedding dress. Maybe his dead dog on your lap? Been a while since I pulled this one off. I hate Florida.
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    Apr 25, 2013 2:46 PM GMT
    guyfromnz saidthis thread is useless without pics of your ass.

    HA! Exactly what I was thinking. Show us the good so we know what you're offering him!
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    Apr 25, 2013 4:06 PM GMT
    Maybe he was staring at your tattoo?
    tatt2
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    Apr 25, 2013 8:06 PM GMT
    calibro saidno body has time to deal with your made up penthouse letters to editor for hos.

    you a ho, so go ho.

    This, only because "you a ho, so go ho" is the last advice my mother gave me before she ran off with that water bottle salesman.