The RJ Dynasty...

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 25, 2013 9:36 PM GMT
    Bored out of My mind while recovering from a back injury I pulled up DYNASTY (The 1980's Nighttime Soap) on YouTube.

    As the pain killers, muscle relaxers and Klonopin began to kick in, I started to recast:

    Blake Carrington: Scion of the Wealthy Carrington family and founder of it's vast fortune (Originally played by John Forsythe). Suave, Dapper, Sophisticated and Mature. Will destroy you if you cross him: TheGuyNextDoor

    Crystal Carrington: Devoted second wife of Blake and his former secretary (Originally played by Linda Evans). Soft spoken, quietly regal, LOVES shoulder pads, willing to fight ANYone in a lilypond: HndsmKansan

    Fallon Carrington: Daughter of Blake by a previous marriage. (originally played by Pamela Sue Martin, Later by Emma Samms) Spoiled, capricious, sexually compulsive: RadRTT, Later by Giggy

    Steven Carrington: Hunky Gay son of Blake by a former marriage (originally played by Al Corely, later by Jack Coleman). Beautiful, tortured, headstrong, openly Gay but never seems to talk to Guys in person: DIN, Later by Mizu

    Sammy Jo: Crystal's trashy niece from the wrong side of the tracks (originally played by Heather Locklear): Under-educated but determined. Uses her blatant beauty and brazen sense of entitlement to social climb: Larkin

    Dominique Deveroux: Blake's long-lost half sister: A dazzling beatiful, African American show-stopper and Internationally renowned chanteuse (Originally played by Diahnn Carroll): Gmack.

    Alexis Morel Carrington Colby Dexter: Painfully scheming first wife of Blake (Originally played by Joan Collins): Acid-tongued and ruthless, she is capable of reducing grown Men to tears. Although of a “certain age” she retains her charms and is able to use her sexual prowess to control the men around her and eventually take over their empires one by one. She is recognized internationally for her outlandish yet exquisite taste and wears veiled hats almost EVERYwhere she goes. She is admired for her great beauty but feared for her words and possible wrath...HAHAHHA need I REALLY fill this one in???? Clearly it is Clay...Later played by Me with bigger hats....
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 25, 2013 9:46 PM GMT
    Oh the hell up! I should be Domanique. I'm the bit chest black guy here! And she was THE bitch of that show for a few seasons, lol.

    Oh well maybe I'll make the cut when y'all cast Ugly Betty.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 25, 2013 9:52 PM GMT
    yourname2000 saidOh great, I'm reduced to immigrant landscaper.....AGAIN. icon_mad.gif




    It's like high school all over again. icon_cry.gif



    Hola, Le gustaría que yo recorto su arbusto?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 25, 2013 9:58 PM GMT
    Cash saidopenly Gay but never seems to talk to Guys in person


    Sound like a lot of guys on RJ. icon_confused.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 25, 2013 10:04 PM GMT
    It's only a partial list Guys. Depending on wether or not i decide to refill a prescription there may be LOTS moar.

    Feel free to re-cast or add if You have any creative moments...

    icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 25, 2013 10:45 PM GMT
    Alexis Morel Carrington Colby Dexter: played by Me

    ...........I died
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 25, 2013 10:50 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    Personally, I don't think you have the shoulders for it. icon_confused.gif

    Joan-Collins-Dynasty_l.jpg


    Betch mah shoulders can handle it icon_mad.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 25, 2013 10:51 PM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    Not literally.
    Alas.


    Maybe one day shark face..............maybe one day
  • AMoonHawk

    Posts: 11406

    Apr 25, 2013 10:52 PM GMT
    I'm play Bobby Ewing icon_biggrin.gif


    .... oh wait ... that's Dallas ... the 80's are pretty much a blur of drugs and boozed icon_neutral.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 25, 2013 10:56 PM GMT
    I never watched the show. Who does my character get to sleep with?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 25, 2013 10:59 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidI never watched the show. Who does my character get to sleep with?


    Billy Crystal.

    He was on Dynasty wasn't he? He played a gay guy right?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 25, 2013 11:00 PM GMT
    I'll be surprised if half of the RJ members even know what Dynasty is or was about. They sure as hell know what Duck Dynasty is.
  • MikeW

    Posts: 6061

    Apr 25, 2013 11:21 PM GMT
    Erik101 saidI'll be surprised if half of the RJ members even know what Dynasty is or was about. They sure as hell know what Duck Dynasty is.

    So true. I *once* knew but now that senility has set in I've happily forgotten every bit of it.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 25, 2013 11:28 PM GMT
    Ok, I'll be Dex Dexter, one of Alexis Morel Carrington Colby Dexter's husbands and get to sleep with Clay and/or Cash
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 25, 2013 11:30 PM GMT
    venue35 said
    yourname2000 saidOh great, I'm reduced to immigrant landscaper.....AGAIN. icon_mad.gif




    It's like high school all over again. icon_cry.gif
    you can be Dex.

    Who the F made you casting couch owner? Dex is mine!
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 25, 2013 11:30 PM GMT
    Erik101 saidI'll be surprised if half of the RJ members even know what Dynasty is or was about. They sure as hell know what Duck Dynasty is.


    Lol this is a new breed of gay men Erik. We're all super masculine brow now my dude.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 25, 2013 11:40 PM GMT
    Cash saidSteven Carrington: Hunky Gay son of Blake by a former marriage (originally played by Al Corely, later by Jack Coleman). Beautiful, tortured, headstrong, openly Gay but never seems to talk to Guys in person: DIN, Later by Mizu

    Why does it always seem to be my destiny to never get to have sex and to always be replaced by younger, hotter men? icon_sad.gif