Most inappropriate wedding gift.

  • Delivis

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    Oct 21, 2008 2:41 AM GMT
    As a gift to a newly wed couple, i like to give a dildo shaped like the virgin mary with an inscription on the site that says "feels like the first time - every time".

    Always gets some laughs (among other things). Ah the joys of blasphemy.

    What do you like to give as a wedding gift? Or any sort of gift really...icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 21, 2008 2:48 AM GMT
    I've gave a few mates a card that gave them one free roll in the hay for christmas many years ago.. yes they where and it was fun

    I don't give many gifts that are rude or anything like that, the women my mates have married are all prudes icon_razz.gif
  • Delivis

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    Oct 21, 2008 2:51 AM GMT
    Hrm something in my personality makes me attack prudishness and propriety and formality with extreme vigor, wit, sarcasm, and humour..icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 21, 2008 2:54 AM GMT
    How well do you know this couple? I would never give that kind of gift even to my best friend. Especially at a wedding. Thats more appropriate for a shower or to be given in private. Not brought to a wedding. (not that they would be opening gifts at the reception). But it still seems inappropriate.
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    Oct 21, 2008 2:55 AM GMT
    a divorce kit might come in handy.....(just kidding)
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    Oct 21, 2008 2:55 AM GMT
    Delivis saidHrm something in my personality makes me attack prudishness and propriety and formality with extreme vigor, wit, sarcasm, and humour..icon_smile.gif


    Oh totally the same and my mates know it, but I wouldn't step over a mate to do it.
  • Delivis

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    Oct 21, 2008 2:59 AM GMT
    Oh neither would I. But it would be very hard for me to find friends that would find that to be anything but hilarious.

    Even one of my friends which is a nutty Protestant jesus freak and thinks i am going to hell for at least a dozen different reasons found it funny.
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    Oct 21, 2008 3:11 AM GMT
    Well you know, they do make virgin mary shaped dildos. In fact, one company even makes a Baby Jesus Butt Plug which comes in the color "asphyxiation blue".

    I love the internet.
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    Oct 21, 2008 3:18 AM GMT
    Delivis saidOh neither would I. But it would be very hard for me to find friends that would find that to be anything but hilarious.

    Even one of my friends which is a nutty Protestant jesus freak and thinks i am going to hell for at least a dozen different reasons found it funny.


    You mates don't date women do they icon_razz.gif hahaha

    Some of them do, some don't cause they get in trouble for not standing up for them.. *rolls eyes* there really not worth the trouble
  • Delivis

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    Oct 21, 2008 3:23 AM GMT
    90% of my friends are straight, so yeah, lots of man married to women in there and vice versa..icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 21, 2008 11:47 AM GMT
    The perfect wedding gift they can use on their honeymoon... A portable enema!

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  • Salubrious

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    Oct 21, 2008 1:50 PM GMT
    Is he taking his blood pressure too?