Your favoutie politicaly incorrect joke

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    Apr 26, 2013 4:55 PM GMT
    Don´t take all so serious...

    One pedophile talks to another:,,I have a new girlfriend. She´s five, but looks like three years old."

    There is no such problem which woman can´t create.

    Woman is kind of parasite on the surface of vagina.

    Dear Lord, give me wisdom to understand my husband.Give me love to forgive him. Give me patience to go threw his moods. But please, don´t give me strenght or I kill him!
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    Apr 26, 2013 5:15 PM GMT
    Before You feel sorry about chinese children, remember - they had Your iPad in the hands first!icon_evil.gif

    Dad, the house is burning. Son, get out and be queit ot You wake up Your grandma...

    When I was Young I prayed for new bike. I haven´t got any. When I grew up, I stole one and asked God fo forgiveness.

    Jude dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter is showing him whole heaven. Once Peter tells to Jude:,,Be quiet." ,,Why" asks Jude? There are christians on the other side and they thing they are the onlyone here...
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    Apr 26, 2013 5:19 PM GMT
    doesn't get much more politically incorrect than this and for some reason I love it.

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    Apr 26, 2013 5:24 PM GMT
    dudewithabeard saiddoesn't get much more politically incorrect than this and for some reason I love it.

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    Apr 26, 2013 5:27 PM GMT
    Two gays on chat.

    ,,You´re so hot!"
    ,,You too!"
    ,,I want to fuck You!"
    ,,I want to fuck You too!"
    ,,Where are You from?"
    ,,San Francisco."
    ,,Me too!"
    ,,Montgomery street."
    ,,Me too!"
    ,,Number 603."
    ,,Me too!"
    ,,David?"
    ,,Father?!?"


    There is a son having facial before mirror. Father is comming into bathroom.
    ,,Are You fag?!?" ,,No. I´m princess...."
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    Apr 26, 2013 5:33 PM GMT
    Arcturian saidBefore You feel sorry about chinese children, remember - they had Your iPad in the hands first!icon_evil.gif

    Dad, the house is burning. Son, get out and be queit ot You wake up Your grandma...

    When I was Young I prayed for new bike. I haven´t got any. When I grew up, I stole one and asked God fo forgiveness.

    Jude dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter is showing him whole heaven. Once Peter tells to Jude:,,Be quiet." ,,Why" asks Jude? There are christians on the other side and they thing they are the onlyone here...



    Love this!

    I don't know what counts as "politically incorrect" but I saw this the other day:

    "If women aren't meant to cook, then why do they have milks and eggs inside them".
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    Apr 26, 2013 5:34 PM GMT
    Police contol of blondie. ,,Miss, identify Yourself, plese!". Blondie find mirror in bag, looks into it and says ,,Yes, that´s me!"
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    Apr 26, 2013 5:40 PM GMT
    How do You get blondie bussy for hours? Give her a paper and write on both sides PLEASE, TURN OFF.