Zombie apocalypse/mad max world

  • Mark87

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    Apr 29, 2013 1:12 AM GMT
    So I'm taking a hiatus from dating seeing as I have no patience. Now I can focus on something more realistic. What would your weapon of choice be during the upcoming zombie apacolypse? Or whatever post apacolyptic world we will soon be living in.
  • Vaughn

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    Apr 29, 2013 8:39 AM GMT
    Flame thrower...

    ...nothing says don't fuck with me like a flame thrower.
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    Apr 29, 2013 8:45 AM GMT
    I'll go with a dildo, because let's face it. I will not be coming out of this alive either way, mine as well be known as the guy who died fighting zombies with a dildo.
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    Apr 29, 2013 9:08 AM GMT
    Samurai sword. I'd look cool while kicking zombie ass.icon_cool.gif
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    Apr 29, 2013 12:18 PM GMT
    Napalm and a Crop Duster...See ya in Hell bitches!
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    Apr 29, 2013 6:31 PM GMT
    Mark87 saidSo I'm taking a hiatus from dating seeing as I have no patience. Now I can focus on something more realistic. What would your weapon of choice be during the upcoming zombie apacolypse? Or whatever post apacolyptic world we will soon be living in.


    icon_redface.gif My kind of thread! icon_biggrin.gif Well obviously a katana! Like the one that Michonne uses in The Walking Dead! Chop! Chop! It should be fun! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 29, 2013 6:42 PM GMT
    a plank with a rusty nail in one end of it.
    Bam!
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    Apr 29, 2013 6:53 PM GMT
    1911 Handgun with Laser sight and unlimited round of bullets! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 29, 2013 7:00 PM GMT
    A machete, twin 9mm fully automatic pistols and full Kevlar body armour. And no I haven't over thought his at all.... icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 29, 2013 8:21 PM GMT
    Katana would be my primary weapon. (Going all modern day Samurai on them icon_biggrin.gif. Sorry, I'm getting a little too excited for this. icon_redface.gif )

    Probably a handgun for back-up/when dealing with intelligent life.
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    Apr 29, 2013 8:37 PM GMT
    This could be handy!

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    Apr 29, 2013 9:16 PM GMT
    Mark87 saidSo I'm taking a hiatus from dating seeing as I have no patience. Now I can focus on something more realistic. What would your weapon of choice be during the upcoming zombie apacolypse? Or whatever post apacolyptic world we will soon be living in.


    My weapon of choice would be 9mm bullet for me in CZ75 pistolicon_biggrin.gif

    I´d be on hausboat near some riverbridge. I´d make some big rotating blades from each side, powered by the energy from river. They´d come to it like meat to machine and the river will flow out the waste from them.
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    Apr 29, 2013 9:22 PM GMT
    stilettos

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    No ammo required.
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    Apr 29, 2013 9:59 PM GMT
    I would probably self enforce some form of leveling system icon_lol.gif

    I guess I would start out with a Louisville slugger or something...

    actually one of my plans is to raid one of those flea market exotic weapon shops, they have some awesome shit in there icon_twisted.gif
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    Apr 29, 2013 10:21 PM GMT
    AK-47 of with two tapead clips of course and maybe an SVD Dragunov for some long range icon_twisted.gif
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    Apr 29, 2013 10:27 PM GMT
    155mm self-propelled howitzer with canister shot.

    Think gigantic shotgun on wheels. Great for mowing down large crowds of cannibalistic undead corpses on the (slow) march.
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    Apr 29, 2013 10:35 PM GMT
    Zeppelin with a cargo hold filled with Steinway grand pianos.
  • Beeftastic

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    Apr 29, 2013 10:50 PM GMT
    Duh, Light Saber!
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    Apr 29, 2013 10:57 PM GMT
    If Italian post-Apocalypse movies have taught me anything -- and they have, lots -- then it's that in the future, musclebound hordes of UFC fighters will overrun civilization, and they will all know martial arts, so your body has to to a lethal implement in and of itself:

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    Also, we all need to start stocking up on aggressive New Wave duds while we can, because they will be all the rage.

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    Apr 30, 2013 12:19 AM GMT
    tuckers_kahuna saidDuh, Light Saber!


    I was gonna say this. So instead:
    Dark Force Lightning, with a Sith Holocron for unlimited energy.
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    Apr 30, 2013 12:22 AM GMT
    Vaughn saidFlame thrower...

    ...nothing says don't fuck with me like a flame thrower.


    that wont work dude ..you will have zombies on fire coming at you.

    i would go with a simple 2 sided sharp machete.
    guns are cool but they attract other zombies and you will eventually run out of ammo.

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    Apr 30, 2013 12:38 AM GMT
    MA3000 saidEverything that Milla Jovovich hasicon_cool.gif


    My weapon IS Milla Jovovich

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  • Beeftastic

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    Apr 30, 2013 11:20 AM GMT
    wpbnole said
    MA3000 saidEverything that Milla Jovovich hasicon_cool.gif


    My weapon IS Milla Jovovich


    Best answer yet!
  • Drift

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    Apr 30, 2013 12:09 PM GMT
    Hadoken!