-back in 07, buying weed in toronto from strangers at caribana. rolling that shit up in the weed smokers cafe spot and getting high off my ass. so high that i wrote "help me unhigh myself" to my homeboy and my brother via text message. let's just say whatever was in that weed made me get up and go on a rampage in chinatown of toronto for about 30 minutes to a hour. running in circles on the main street sidewalk, screaming help me unhigh myself, running like a nut job, damn near almost snatched a baby in the stroller and a whole lot more craziness. surprisingly, i only lost my glasses and cell phone in the bad weed trip episode. other than that, i didn't have a scratch on me. when i came back to my senses where my older brother found me, we went looking for the glasses and cell phone i had lost. in the mist of things, i literally did what would be considered a strongarm robbery on a homeless guy looking for my glasses. i straight up put both of my hands in his pockets and only came out with a fucking wet tissue.
-got embarassed on the subway for denying a homeless man change. he wanted some chicken instead because there was a chicken box next to me. i gave him a piece, he ate it in front of me and everybody was laughing @ me afterwards.
-tries to approach a girl in high school after some dude said that she was interested in me. i tried to roll up to her like i was some slick pimp. right when i sat down and took off my glasses, she laughed in my face and ran out the cafeteria dying in laughter. i was confused and then one of her friends told her that she wasn't coming back.
-some girls in high school that i used to follow home in my junior year of high school trying to talk to this one girl. they approached me one day around the way on my way home. they asked for my name. i told them "my name is n to the i to the c to the k" and they told me off. some months later, i was walking home with my homeboys and the same girls thought it would be funny to walk past and say "what's up, n to the i to the c to the k" in front of everybody. needless to say, that led to another embarrassing episode.
-me thinking it was cool to put a line in front of my head on some "taking it back to the 90s" bullshit back in the 10th grade. my science class had a fucking field day making fun of that shit for 20 minutes. it was so bad that the damn teacher couldn't teach.
-some ladies in college during my freshman year calling me over where i thought they were going to give me their number only for them to say that i have a long stripe of toilet paper hanging from my pants onto the floor. my homeboy and my brother were there too.
-my damn drunk and high episodes. my brother and my homeboy keep on cracking on me talking about me saying "i put the thrill in brazil" and shit like that.
there's too more embarrassments, fails and bad moments than wins.