Elephants Never Forget

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    May 04, 2013 10:42 AM GMT
    I consider myself to be an elephant. I never ever forget what I have endured, been through, accomplished etc.

    List some things or moments that you tend to never forget


    Here are mine

    #Getting drunk at my brothers wedding and stripping

    #Graduating with a perfect GPA and being placed on the Dean List four times

    # Leaving home on my own to start a new life in a new city and state.

    # Getting into a nasty fight with my brother which ended with me hitting him in the face with a brick

    # Karoake night with my Mama


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    May 04, 2013 10:57 AM GMT
    #Almost drowning in a river and being eaten by a alligator lol
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    May 04, 2013 11:12 AM GMT
    Lmao Edward that is hilarious. Ok I will list mine.

    1) Slashing my ex-bf's tired and keying his cars

    2) Getting arrested for the crime above

    3) Getting 90 average in highschool

    4) Getting in a fight with my parents and almost setting the house on fire

    5) Lol getting involved with a married man

    6) Almost slapping my cousin after she tried to berate me
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    May 04, 2013 11:14 AM GMT
    MickFoley saidLmao Edward that is hilarious. Ok I will list mine.

    1) Slashing my ex-bf's tired and keying his cars

    2) Getting arrested for the crime above

    3) Getting 90 average in highschool

    4) Getting in a fight with my parents and almost setting the house on fire

    5) Lol getting involved with a married man

    6) Almost slapping my cousin after she tried to berate me



    Lol I love it

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    May 04, 2013 11:19 AM GMT
    EdwardV1 said
    MickFoley saidLmao Edward that is hilarious. Ok I will list mine.

    1) Slashing my ex-bf's tired and keying his cars

    2) Getting arrested for the crime above

    3) Getting 90 average in highschool

    4) Getting in a fight with my parents and almost setting the house on fire

    5) Lol getting involved with a married man

    6) Almost slapping my cousin after she tried to berate me



    Lol I love it

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    Thanks dude. I lmao when you said you gunna be eaten by an alligator. Didnt know Texan had gators icon_sad.gif Do more! I am thinkin of stuff o add
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    May 04, 2013 11:22 AM GMT
    MickFoley said
    EdwardV1 said
    MickFoley saidLmao Edward that is hilarious. Ok I will list mine.

    1) Slashing my ex-bf's tired and keying his cars

    2) Getting arrested for the crime above

    3) Getting 90 average in highschool

    4) Getting in a fight with my parents and almost setting the house on fire

    5) Lol getting involved with a married man

    6) Almost slapping my cousin after she tried to berate me



    Lol I love it

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    Thanks dude. I lmao when you said you gunna be eaten by an alligator. Didnt know Texan had gators icon_sad.gif Do more! I am thinkin of stuff o add


    My idiot brother pushed me in the river and I saw something big, scaly, and green an was coming right at me. I thought Oh Lord I'm gonna die today lol smh
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    May 04, 2013 11:46 AM GMT


    1. All the times I did the free hugs event
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    2. I successfully tracked down an old friend I lost contact with 13 years ago after his family were forced to leave my hometown due to a family feud and now we rekindled our friendship

    3. Getting my first private investigation job

    4. Placing 3rd at my first martial arts tournament.

    5. The signatures I received in my college yearbook. One good friend even calling me his role model. Very touching.
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    6. Going with my boyfriend to Chicago as my first going away trip ever

    7. Helping my friend locate and successfully sue a bad date who scammed him out of 3 grand

    8.Saving a stranger from being seriously hurt by an aggressive guy
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    May 04, 2013 11:49 AM GMT


    tmac said

    1. All the times I did the free hugs event
    368_42869011933_5767_n.jpg

    2. I successfully tracked down an old friend I lost contact with 13 years ago after his family were forced to leave my hometown due to a family feud and now we rekindled our friendship

    3. Getting my first private investigation job

    4. Placing 3rd at my first martial arts tournament.

    5. The signatures I received in my college yearbook. One good friend even calling me his role model. Very touching.
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    6. Going with my boyfriend to Chicago as my first going away trip ever

    7. Helping my friend locate and successfully sue a bad date who scammed him out of 3 grand

    8.Saving a stranger from being seriously hurt by an aggressive guy




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    May 04, 2013 12:43 PM GMT
    A teacher calling me darkie and me quipping back calling her an old ass crack whore
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    May 04, 2013 4:14 PM GMT
    EdwardV1 said# Getting into a nasty fight with my brother which ended with me hitting him in the face with a brick

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    May 04, 2013 4:52 PM GMT
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    EdwardV1 said# Getting into a nasty fight with my brother which ended with me hitting him in the face with a brick

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    He asked for it
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    May 04, 2013 4:59 PM GMT
    An X trying to push me out of a car going 75 mph on the high way
    Same X going to bed with one of our work buddies
    Coming home and finding another X in bed with our boarder
    and some other stuff I don't care to talk about
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    May 04, 2013 5:57 PM GMT
    several.

    -back in 07, buying weed in toronto from strangers at caribana. rolling that shit up in the weed smokers cafe spot and getting high off my ass. so high that i wrote "help me unhigh myself" to my homeboy and my brother via text message. let's just say whatever was in that weed made me get up and go on a rampage in chinatown of toronto for about 30 minutes to a hour. running in circles on the main street sidewalk, screaming help me unhigh myself, running like a nut job, damn near almost snatched a baby in the stroller and a whole lot more craziness. surprisingly, i only lost my glasses and cell phone in the bad weed trip episode. other than that, i didn't have a scratch on me. when i came back to my senses where my older brother found me, we went looking for the glasses and cell phone i had lost. in the mist of things, i literally did what would be considered a strongarm robbery on a homeless guy looking for my glasses. i straight up put both of my hands in his pockets and only came out with a fucking wet tissue. icon_cry.gif

    -got embarassed on the subway for denying a homeless man change. he wanted some chicken instead because there was a chicken box next to me. i gave him a piece, he ate it in front of me and everybody was laughing @ me afterwards.

    -tries to approach a girl in high school after some dude said that she was interested in me. i tried to roll up to her like i was some slick pimp. right when i sat down and took off my glasses, she laughed in my face and ran out the cafeteria dying in laughter. i was confused and then one of her friends told her that she wasn't coming back. icon_sad.gif

    -some girls in high school that i used to follow home in my junior year of high school trying to talk to this one girl. they approached me one day around the way on my way home. they asked for my name. i told them "my name is n to the i to the c to the k" and they told me off. some months later, i was walking home with my homeboys and the same girls thought it would be funny to walk past and say "what's up, n to the i to the c to the k" in front of everybody. needless to say, that led to another embarrassing episode. icon_sad.gif

    -me thinking it was cool to put a line in front of my head on some "taking it back to the 90s" bullshit back in the 10th grade. my science class had a fucking field day making fun of that shit for 20 minutes. it was so bad that the damn teacher couldn't teach.


    -some ladies in college during my freshman year calling me over where i thought they were going to give me their number only for them to say that i have a long stripe of toilet paper hanging from my pants onto the floor. my homeboy and my brother were there too.

    -my damn drunk and high episodes. my brother and my homeboy keep on cracking on me talking about me saying "i put the thrill in brazil" and shit like that. icon_sad.gif

    there's too more embarrassments, fails and bad moments than wins. icon_sad.gif
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    May 04, 2013 6:00 PM GMT
    pazzy saidseveral.

    -back in 07, buying weed in toronto from strangers at caribana. rolling that shit up in the weed smokers cafe spot and getting high off my ass. so high that i wrote "help me unhigh myself" to my homeboy and my brother via text message. let's just say whatever was in that weed made me get up and go on a rampage in chinatown of toronto for about 30 minutes to a hour. running in circles on the main street sidewalk, screaming help me unhigh myself, running like a nut job, damn near almost snatched a baby in the stroller and a whole lot more craziness. surprisingly, i only lost my glasses and cell phone in the bad weed trip episode. other than that, i didn't have a scratch on me. when i came back to my senses where my older brother found me, we went looking for the glasses and cell phone i had lost. in the mist of things, i literally did what would be considered a strongarm robbery on a homeless guy looking for my glasses. i straight up put both of my hands in his pockets and only came out with a fucking wet tissue. icon_cry.gif

    -got embarassed on the subway for denying a homeless man change. he wanted some chicken instead because there was a chicken box next to me. i gave him a piece, he ate it in front of me and everybody was laughing @ me afterwards.

    -tries to approach a girl in high school after some dude said that she was interested in me. i tried to roll up to her like i was some slick pimp. right when i sat down and took off my glasses, she laughed in my face and ran out the cafeteria dying in laughter. i was confused and then one of her friends told her that she wasn't coming back. icon_sad.gif

    -some girls in high school that i used to follow home in my junior year of high school trying to talk to this one girl. they approached me one day around the way on my way home. they asked for my name. i told them "my name is n to the i to the c to the k" and they told me off. some months later, i was walking home with my homeboys and the same girls thought it would be funny to walk past and say "what's up, n to the i to the c to the k" in front of everybody. needless to say, that led to another embarrassing episode. icon_sad.gif

    -me thinking it was cool to put a line in front of my head on some "taking it back to the 90s" bullshit back in the 10th grade. my science class had a fucking field day making fun of that shit for 20 minutes. it was so bad that the damn teacher couldn't teach.


    -some ladies in college during my freshman year calling me over where i thought they were going to give me their number only for them to say that i have a long stripe of toilet paper hanging from my pants onto the floor. my homeboy and my brother were there too.

    -my damn drunk and high episodes. my brother and my homeboy keep on cracking on me talking about me saying "i put the thrill in brazil" and shit like that. icon_sad.gif

    there's too more embarrassments, fails and bad moments than wins. icon_sad.gif


    Man you have a alot of interesting stories bro icon_smile.gif
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    May 04, 2013 6:15 PM GMT
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    pazzy saidseveral.

    -back in 07, buying weed in toronto from strangers at caribana. rolling that shit up in the weed smokers cafe spot and getting high off my ass. so high that i wrote "help me unhigh myself" to my homeboy and my brother via text message. let's just say whatever was in that weed made me get up and go on a rampage in chinatown of toronto for about 30 minutes to a hour. running in circles on the main street sidewalk, screaming help me unhigh myself, running like a nut job, damn near almost snatched a baby in the stroller and a whole lot more craziness. surprisingly, i only lost my glasses and cell phone in the bad weed trip episode. other than that, i didn't have a scratch on me. when i came back to my senses where my older brother found me, we went looking for the glasses and cell phone i had lost. in the mist of things, i literally did what would be considered a strongarm robbery on a homeless guy looking for my glasses. i straight up put both of my hands in his pockets and only came out with a fucking wet tissue. icon_cry.gif

    -got embarassed on the subway for denying a homeless man change. he wanted some chicken instead because there was a chicken box next to me. i gave him a piece, he ate it in front of me and everybody was laughing @ me afterwards.

    -tries to approach a girl in high school after some dude said that she was interested in me. i tried to roll up to her like i was some slick pimp. right when i sat down and took off my glasses, she laughed in my face and ran out the cafeteria dying in laughter. i was confused and then one of her friends told her that she wasn't coming back. icon_sad.gif

    -some girls in high school that i used to follow home in my junior year of high school trying to talk to this one girl. they approached me one day around the way on my way home. they asked for my name. i told them "my name is n to the i to the c to the k" and they told me off. some months later, i was walking home with my homeboys and the same girls thought it would be funny to walk past and say "what's up, n to the i to the c to the k" in front of everybody. needless to say, that led to another embarrassing episode. icon_sad.gif

    -me thinking it was cool to put a line in front of my head on some "taking it back to the 90s" bullshit back in the 10th grade. my science class had a fucking field day making fun of that shit for 20 minutes. it was so bad that the damn teacher couldn't teach.


    -some ladies in college during my freshman year calling me over where i thought they were going to give me their number only for them to say that i have a long stripe of toilet paper hanging from my pants onto the floor. my homeboy and my brother were there too.

    -my damn drunk and high episodes. my brother and my homeboy keep on cracking on me talking about me saying "i put the thrill in brazil" and shit like that. icon_sad.gif

    there's too more embarrassments, fails and bad moments than wins. icon_sad.gif


    Man you have a alot of interesting stories bro icon_smile.gif


    they're not as interesting as they seem. rather embarrassing. it seems like everytime i try to fit in or basically think everything is okay, something has to happen that fucks everything up.

    man, i can't even smoke weed. the last time i did smoke, i was this close to throwing my ipod out the window and uncontrollably farting in the car. who knows. something bad right happen the first time i have sex where the dude that i end up fucking ends up laughing his erection off.