Stealing

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    May 04, 2013 11:26 AM GMT
    This thread is about times when you stole something/committed theft. I will list mine below

    1) Stealing neighbour's wifi

    2) Taking a lot of books/comics and DVDs form school library

    3) stealing candy bars from dollar store

    4) stealing a kid's bike which wasn't locked

    5) Stealing a married man lmao

    What did you ever steal in your life?
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    May 04, 2013 11:34 AM GMT
    I stole some candy, knives, and bullets once lol
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    May 04, 2013 11:43 AM GMT
    EdwardV1 saidI stole some candy, knives, and bullets once lol


    LMAo what u doing with stolen bullets? I really want a gun tho for the next trick that messes with me.
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    May 04, 2013 11:45 AM GMT
    MickFoley said
    EdwardV1 saidI stole some candy, knives, and bullets once lol


    LMAo what u doing with stolen bullets? I really want a gun tho for the next trick that messes with me.



    For my pistol


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    May 04, 2013 12:39 PM GMT
    I thought shotguns used shells with buckshot, not bullets. icon_confused.gif
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    May 04, 2013 1:29 PM GMT
    Took you poppers and threw it in the garbage can.
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    May 04, 2013 2:31 PM GMT
    I think I was 9 years old when I stole this from a 7-Eleven.

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    May 04, 2013 3:00 PM GMT
    When I was 7 my brother's friend showed me a bucket full of water in his garden with a lump of glass in it. He told me that it was going to turn into a diamond. I wanted that diamond so badly that I came back later and stole it icon_redface.gif
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    May 04, 2013 3:04 PM GMT
    Erik101 saidI think I was 9 years old when I stole this from a 7-Eleven.

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    OMG, I used to love Fun Dip! That totally takes me back! icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 04, 2013 3:16 PM GMT
    i chose to plead the fifth as i'm going to use my right against self incriminating myself.

    sike, i've never stole anything or shoplifted anything but yet i bet someone in here thought otherwise. i know how some of you motherfuckers in here are ignant.
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    May 04, 2013 3:19 PM GMT
    I once stole pantsicon_razz.gif
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    May 04, 2013 3:26 PM GMT


    When I was 6 Mom sent me up to the Safeway to get ice cream for us all.

    I get the biggest container, but Mom only gave me enough for a medium.
    There's no price on it (early 60s no scanning etc, lol).
    The cashier grumpily mutters something and walks off to the coolers.

    I wait. Then I leave. I get home and give ice cream and money to Mom. Chaos ensues (gigantic lecture) and she calls Safeway to explain her weirdo son.



    New houses were going up everywhere in our neighbourhood. Electricians punched the slugs out of metal electrical boxes for outlets and light switches etc when they wired them up.

    Yep, you guessed it. The brilliant mind of young Doug discovered they were exact size of a nickel and worked in the gumball/prize machines at that darned Safeway, lol.

    I generously shared this never ending bounty with half the neighbourhood's two dozen kids, then in a flash of inspiration, explained how I'd done it.

    Mr Prestako saw a gaggle of kids excitedly picking though construction rubble crowing with glee. He picked up the phone and began talking without dialling a single number. Ten minutes later four or five mothers appear with my Mom.
    The wonders of 8 line party lines. The Emergency Bad Kids Broadcast System, LOL!

    The Safeway staff were unimpressed but amused (trying not to laugh) when I forked over all my saved up allowance.
    The cashier used to grin at Mom and ask,
    "How's our little Einstein?"

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    May 04, 2013 5:39 PM GMT
    I stole a bunch of clothes hangers and a traffic cone. Good times.
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    May 04, 2013 5:48 PM GMT
    Stealin and lyin and cheatin is for losers.
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    May 04, 2013 5:48 PM GMT
    TheNomeKing saidI stole a bunch of clothes hangers and a traffic cone. Good times.


    ooh, did you make them into a sculpture?
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    May 04, 2013 5:50 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    TheNomeKing saidI stole a bunch of clothes hangers and a traffic cone. Good times.


    ooh, did you make them into a sculpture?


    Better yet, I hung my clothes on them!
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    May 04, 2013 7:03 PM GMT
    Music, programs, videogames, courtesy of the internet. icon_redface.gif
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    May 04, 2013 7:10 PM GMT
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    May 04, 2013 7:42 PM GMT
    dc0776 said
    Erik101 saidI think I was 9 years old when I stole this from a 7-Eleven.

    Fun_Dip.jpg


    OMG, I used to love Fun Dip! That totally takes me back! icon_biggrin.gif


    I still love them except now I pay for them. icon_razz.gif
  • HottJoe

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    May 04, 2013 7:43 PM GMT
    yourname2000 saidFor me, I stole someone's heart once. icon_razz.gif


    How gruesomeicon_eek.gif
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    May 04, 2013 7:50 PM GMT
    yourname2000 saidFor me, I stole someone's heart once. icon_razz.gif
    That's where it went!!!!! icon_eek.gif
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    May 04, 2013 8:04 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    HottJoe said
    yourname2000 saidFor me, I stole someone's heart once. icon_razz.gif


    How gruesomeicon_eek.gif

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    She was so bad in that!!! loved it icon_smile.gif
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    May 04, 2013 8:44 PM GMT
    Erik101 saidI think I was 9 years old when I stole this from a 7-Eleven.

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    May 04, 2013 8:47 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    EdwardV1 said
    yourname2000 said
    HottJoe said
    yourname2000 saidFor me, I stole someone's heart once. icon_razz.gif


    How gruesomeicon_eek.gif

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    She was so bad in that!!! loved it icon_smile.gif

    I was actually gonna put underneath that "This is for Edward", lol. I know how you loves you some Aaliyah, hahaha. icon_biggrin.gif


    Yup yup. loved her to death

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    May 04, 2013 8:55 PM GMT
    I torrent music whoops.