Stop Actually SUCKING My Dick

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    May 07, 2013 2:43 AM GMT
    Excuse me, please stop sucking my dick.
    Maybe I'm the only one who has this problem.

    I think the way we refer to fellatio as "Sucking a dick" may have a negative impact on guys' abilities to, well, "suck" a dick.

    Every guy I'm with seems to think it's sexy to act like a fucking Hoover vacuum. I can see their cheeks pinch inwards when they go down. And it is unpleasant...sometimes I flinch around and they think I'm enjoying it. I let them know I'm not. There doesn't have to be any actual suction down there. In fact, it would be ideal if you all wouldn't make your lips airtight around the actual dick.

    While we're at it, stop tongue punching my urethra. I have urethral trauma and secondary urethritis with a scar on my dick head right now. Not an STD, you just fucking abused my penis. Also, stop putting your teeth on my dick. Stop trying to deepthroat it. When you have an above average sized dick, jamming it into a smaller hole that does not give does not feel good. It feels like jamming my penis into a brick wall.

    And people say, "Hell yeah, I bet he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose." So? Who the fuck would want that kind of pressure on their knob? I know I wouldn't. I'd be afraid it would burst.

    I propose we oust the term "Dick sucking," and find a better alternative that might better describe how to do it properly. How about "tease my cock ever so gently" or "feather sex my dick" or "wet and sloppy oral sex only, no deepthroating or teeth. If you violate that, you lose oral-genital privileges" ...

    Thoughts?
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    May 08, 2013 7:58 PM GMT
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  • HottJoe

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    May 08, 2013 8:18 PM GMT
    Skip the foreplay.
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    May 08, 2013 8:19 PM GMT
    Good lord! You sure have a lot of requirements for a guy just to give you head.

    bluey2223 said
    Maybe I'm the only one who has this problem.



    I think you're right!
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    May 08, 2013 8:20 PM GMT
    Why not just say give me oral?
  • Import

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    May 08, 2013 8:33 PM GMT
    head is overrated IMO.

    I rather just fuck, honestly. I feel like I let guys gimme head cuz they enjoy it... not necessarily me.
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    May 08, 2013 10:22 PM GMT
    Import saidhead is overrated IMO.

    I rather just fuck, honestly. I feel like I let guys gimme head cuz they enjoy it... not necessarily me.


    Exactly. I'll save head and certain types of sex for monogamy, if that ever happens (lol)
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    May 08, 2013 10:22 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    bluey2223 saidExcuse me, please stop sucking my dick.

    Yup....me thinks this is a "problem" that will quickly solve itself. icon_confused.gif

    #foreveralone


    Three fingers point back at you when you point. So ha.
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    May 09, 2013 8:52 AM GMT
    I think the problem with this is that different guys will like having their dick sucked in different ways.

    For example, you don't like having it actually sucked (seemingly at all) whereas I actually do like a really good, hard sucking sensation - suck that meat like it's your last meal on earth, like you're underwater and my balls are full of oxygen, kind of thing.

    I don't JUST like that, but having it very very lightly skimmed over so that I barely feel it is NOT going to get me off at all. Also, I like being deep-throated, sometimes it isn't always smooth but it can be a fantastic sensation to be taken all the way down to the balls. And I'm bigger than average too so that's not really anything to do with it.

    Having said that, I have never heard of anyone who enjoyed having teeth scraped over their cock.
  • Apparition

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    May 09, 2013 9:34 AM GMT
    um...do him first and say do this to me - i'm fussy and damaged
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    May 10, 2013 8:46 PM GMT
    Pure saidI think the problem with this is that different guys will like having their dick sucked in different ways.

    For example, you don't like having it actually sucked (seemingly at all) whereas I actually do like a really good, hard sucking sensation - suck that meat like it's your last meal on earth, like you're underwater and my balls are full of oxygen, kind of thing.

    I don't JUST like that, but having it very very lightly skimmed over so that I barely feel it is NOT going to get me off at all. Also, I like being deep-throated, sometimes it isn't always smooth but it can be a fantastic sensation to be taken all the way down to the balls. And I'm bigger than average too so that's not really anything to do with it.

    Having said that, I have never heard of anyone who enjoyed having teeth scraped over their cock.


    My dick is big and vascular, so any sucking means fluids are being pulled through thin walls they aren't meant to be pulled. I feel that deep throat and sucking hurt. I find lightly teasing my cock the real turn on that could take me over the edge, but no one does that, even if asked. I'll take wet and sloppy any day (glorified handjob with spit and some mouth) over what everyone else seems to like.

    Plus I've had a lot of cocksuckers (well that's what they are) huff and walk out when given direction, and I even ask nicely. One psycho twink near me was like "Well that's not gonna happen, see ya"
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    May 12, 2013 7:10 PM GMT
    And stop eating my ass. Ouch.
  • rnch

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    May 12, 2013 7:38 PM GMT
    According to my long term man I do things with my tongue that make his eyes roll up into his forehead.


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    May 16, 2013 6:28 AM GMT
    FOOL......

    It's about the LICK and not the fucking sucking!!!

    Ask any K9 fan!!! hahahaa
    opp did I say that?

    I DID

    DANGDONG!