2 heads are better than one to get the bloody job done.

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    Oct 24, 2008 3:33 AM GMT
    Acoording to Caroll himself


    Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!'




    I personally think they Both have inky quills
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    Oct 24, 2008 6:14 AM GMT
    After spending months with Alice for a play this summer, my favorite answer was:

    Because there's a 'b' in both and an 'n' in neither.
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    Oct 24, 2008 11:28 AM GMT
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    Oct 24, 2008 1:31 PM GMT
    GreyGull, valient effort, but that's not what I'd say, defeat my monster to save the day!

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    (post an image that defeats my monster)
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    Oct 24, 2008 1:44 PM GMT

    gumbosolo.....


    FAIL!

    An answer like that won't stop the psycho's blade, you better think quick before you're filleted!

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    Oct 24, 2008 1:52 PM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidGG looks so cute in his red flannel shirt. icon_smile.gif

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    thanks sugar, you look hot in your birthday suit!
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    Oct 24, 2008 2:03 PM GMT


    Timberoo, your groovy reply has triggered a time snap, go directly to the 70's, you may never come back!



    (unless you can beat the Brady's with something frightfully more retro!)
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    Oct 24, 2008 2:48 PM GMT
    Ahhh, but....: Alice sighed wearily. "I think you might do something better with the time," she said, "than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers."
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    Oct 24, 2008 3:20 PM GMT
    They both stand on sticks.
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    Oct 24, 2008 5:41 PM GMT
    GuiltyGear said

    Timberoo, your groovy reply has triggered a time snap, go directly to the 70's, you may never come back!



    (unless you can beat the Brady's with something frightfully more retro!)


    Oh, I can beat it.

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    Oct 24, 2008 5:57 PM GMT
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    gotsta love that vorpal blade
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    Oct 24, 2008 6:33 PM GMT
    T-rex with lazers> Cactus Monster
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    Oct 24, 2008 11:55 PM GMT
    HighVoltageGuy saidThey both stand on sticks.


    An answer like that won't get you any points, poison stings and locks the joints.

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    Oct 25, 2008 12:19 AM GMT
    jms84 said

    gotsta love that vorpal blade


    That anime Alice looks awful mad, post a boyfriend for my fencer, he's kinda sad.

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    Oct 25, 2008 12:26 AM GMT
    Greygull said T-rex with lazers> Cactus Monster


    Well done! Your success has won you a spot of beauty on this dreary thread.

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    Oct 25, 2008 12:53 AM GMT
    This thread makes my brain feel good.
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    I gets a unicorn!
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    Oct 26, 2008 2:54 AM GMT
    for voltage

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    Oct 26, 2008 9:57 AM GMT
    My favorite Alice quote was Humpty-Dumpty's tale. I always found it kind of chilling...the way the speaker attempted to break in with a corkscrew in hand seemed sinister, and the abrupt ending, bruh. I heart Lewis Carroll.


    "In winter, when the fields are white,
    I sing this song for your delight --

    "In spring, when woods are getting green
    I'll try and tell you what I mean."

    "In summer, when the days are long,
    Perhaps you'll understand the song:

    In autumn, when the leaves are brown,
    Take pen and ink, and write it down."


    "I sent a message to the fish:
    I told them 'This is what I wish.'

    The little fishes of the sea,
    They sent an answer back to me.

    The little fishes' answer was
    'We cannot do it, sir, because --' "

    "I sent to them again to say
    'It will be better to obey.'

    The fishes answered with a grin,
    'Why, what a temper you are in!'

    I told them once, I told them twice,
    They would not listen to advice.

    I took a kettle large and new,
    Fit for the deed I had to do.

    My heart went hop, my heart went thump;
    I filled the kettle at the pump.

    Then some one came to me and said,
    'The little fishes are in bed.'

    I said to him, I said it plain,
    'Then you must wake them up again.'

    I said it very loud and clear;
    I went and shouted in his ear."



    "But he was very stiff and proud;
    He said 'You needn't shout so loud!'

    And he was very proud and stiff;
    He said 'I'd go and wake them, if --'

    I took a corkscrew from the shelf:
    I went to wake them up myself.

    And when I found the door was locked,
    I pulled and pushed and kicked and knocked.

    And when I found the door was shut,
    I tried to turn the handle, but -- "

    There was a long pause.

    "Is that all?" Alice timidly asked.

    "That's all," said Humpty Dumpty. "Good-by."
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    Oct 26, 2008 12:54 PM GMT
    One is a rest for pens, the other is a pest for wrens. God I loved english literature in high school.
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    Oct 27, 2008 12:57 AM GMT
    Way to apply, blunt.

    A-

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