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    Oct 25, 2008 12:26 AM GMT
    got crumbs in your bed, What would you do to me?
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    Oct 25, 2008 12:52 AM GMT
    good gawd dear, this is the second tread you've asked people to do stuff to you...

    someone really needs to get laid

    and if you got crumbs in my bed, it would literally be the last thing you ever did, you would die a very fast and painless death!

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    Oct 25, 2008 12:58 AM GMT
    KyleBelfast saidgot crumbs in your bed, What would you do to me?


    Make you do the housework in a dress for a month. That would teach you to be cleaner next time! icon_razz.gif
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    Oct 25, 2008 2:43 AM GMT
    If you were eating on my bed I'd take pictures of it... then I'd tie you up to the bed posts and tease you with my tongue until I'd get you to clean up your own mess... amongst other things icon_twisted.gif
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    Oct 25, 2008 2:45 AM GMT
    You should meet beaujangle, I think you guys would become fast friends.
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    Oct 25, 2008 2:48 AM GMT
    Someone who I shared a bed with? Someone I loved that much, I wouldn't care AT ALL about crumbs.
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    Oct 25, 2008 3:13 AM GMT
    LittleDudeWithMuscles saidSomeone who I shared a bed with? Someone I loved that much, I wouldn't care AT ALL about crumbs.


    I think you missed the point - Kyle's horny. Well, here's another mood buster as I think this should be reserved for a chatline or something:

    If you got crumbs in the bed, I'd call you a pig (it's not healthy to eat so late), make you get out of the bed, and I'd use the lint roller to get excess crumbs out. We could discuss a punishment after that...icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 25, 2008 4:08 AM GMT
    Who says he's eating late?

    As the song says,
    I always go to bed at ten -
    Now isn't that a bore?
    I always go to bed at ten,
    But don't come home till four.
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    Oct 25, 2008 4:21 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidYou should meet beaujangle, I think you guys would become fast friends.


    HAHAHAHA icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 25, 2008 4:25 AM GMT
    Send you back home, eating should be the last thing on your mind if you're in my bed.
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    Oct 25, 2008 5:09 AM GMT
    I'd kick you the fuck out!

    Who eats in bedicon_exclaim.gificon_evil.gificon_question.gif
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    Oct 25, 2008 11:55 AM GMT
    i would just have to slap your ass
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    Oct 25, 2008 12:13 PM GMT
    KyleBelfast saidgot crumbs in your bed, What would you do to me?



    For pity's sake. Find yourself a man. I'm sure he will everything you want icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 25, 2008 12:15 PM GMT
    CaKaCoO saidI'd kick you the fuck out!

    Who eats in bedicon_exclaim.gificon_evil.gificon_question.gif


    I do icon_redface.gif
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    Oct 25, 2008 12:25 PM GMT
    I'd fill your mouth so full of food you wouldn't be able to ask these innane questions.
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    Oct 25, 2008 1:22 PM GMT
    I have another one.

    I'd take my hockey stick and you out the back, Then, I'd beat the fucking shit outta you with it until you collapsed with hopefully a brain hemorrhage, but, I wouldn't stop, I'd keep going, just to make sure, you would never get back up again to make another one of these posts.

    Then I might throw a 20 at you for the pleasure of allowing me to let out some steam that would have built up over the rage of you eating in my bed.

    You could put it towards to fund to get yourself laid perhaps!

    I never thought such violent thoughts could be so......... pleasent
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    Oct 25, 2008 3:29 PM GMT
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    Oct 25, 2008 3:41 PM GMT
    I'd fill your mouth with something else so nobody worries about crumbs.
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    Oct 25, 2008 5:51 PM GMT
    Who said anything about me not getting or getting laid.
    I just asked If I got crumbs in your bed what would you do to me?
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    Oct 25, 2008 6:02 PM GMT
    KyleBelfast saidWho said anything about me not getting or getting laid.
    I just asked If I got crumbs in your bed what would you do to me?


    If you are serving me breakfast in bed, you wouldn't be leaving crumbs in my bed, because that is the ONLY way you will have food in my bed...... bed is for sleeping and fucking in, not for eating and watching tv or reading, etc...that's why it is called a BEDroom....icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 25, 2008 6:03 PM GMT
    I'd say we'd move to the couch to continue...

    KyleBelfast saidWho said anything about me not getting or getting laid.
    I just asked If I got crumbs in your bed what would you do to me?


    What happened to you when you got crumbs in the bed last time?
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    Oct 25, 2008 10:01 PM GMT
    Duck4life said
    What the hell is your problem. If you don't like the thread, just fucking ignore it.


    No bitch.
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    Oct 25, 2008 10:04 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    Duck4life said
    What the hell is your problem. If you don't like the thread, just fucking ignore it.


    No bitch.


    HAHAHA
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    Oct 25, 2008 10:18 PM GMT

    You should do it in real life and then ask a person face to face this question .. not here


    I say grab your cookies and come to my bed icon_twisted.gif

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    Oct 25, 2008 11:44 PM GMT
    GHoSTa said
    You should do it in real life and then ask a person face to face this question .. not here


    I say grab your cookies and come to my bed icon_twisted.gif



    I am on my way.
    Hope you like chocolate chip.