Say Something CLEVER

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    May 13, 2013 5:02 PM GMT
    But don't say "something clever." icon_wink.gif

    Here's mine:

    You know your cold is over when the mucus turns back to boogers.

    OK, next.
  • HottJoe

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    May 13, 2013 5:08 PM GMT
    Sup?
  • HottJoe

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    May 13, 2013 5:23 PM GMT
    The chicken came first.icon_idea.gif
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    May 13, 2013 5:47 PM GMT
    Sucks, when there is still so much month left at the end of the money
  • HottJoe

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    May 13, 2013 5:50 PM GMT
    bhp91126 saidSucks, when there is still so much month left at the end of the money


    Sex is free!
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    May 13, 2013 6:02 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    bhp91126 saidSucks, when there is still so much month left at the end of the money


    Sex is free!

    I love volunteer workers

    Don't fight fire with fire, the pros usually use water.
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    May 13, 2013 6:10 PM GMT
    Life's a bitch, then you die.
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    May 13, 2013 6:12 PM GMT
    Knowledge knows tomatoes are fruit
    Wisdom knows not to put them into a fruit salad
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    May 13, 2013 6:15 PM GMT
    Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

  • Import

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    May 13, 2013 6:32 PM GMT
    yo mama's so fat that she gets breakfast in bed everyday ...cuz she's bedridden.
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    May 13, 2013 6:41 PM GMT
    Import saidyo mama's so fat that she gets breakfast in bed everyday ...cuz she's bedridden.


    Yo mama had to cook that breakfast and she burnt the toast cuz she dumb.
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    May 13, 2013 9:04 PM GMT
    Clever is as clever does. icon_surprised.gif
  • Fable

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    May 13, 2013 9:12 PM GMT
    RadRTT saidLife's a bitch, so grab her by the throat and choke her



    ftfy
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    May 13, 2013 9:14 PM GMT

    *takes deep breath, poses*

    "Something clever."

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    May 13, 2013 10:07 PM GMT
    Ah man, I've got a load of these, my grandad is full of them!

    "It's not a secret if 3 people know about it"

    "A closed mouth catches no flies"

    "If you kiss a rogue, be sure to count your teeth afterwards"

    "A man who lies with dogs is likely to catch fleas"

    And my personal favourite....

    "There's no sore ass like your own sore ass" icon_biggrin.gif

  • Import

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    May 13, 2013 10:07 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    Import saidyo mama's so fat that she gets breakfast in bed everyday ...cuz she's bedridden.


    Yo mama had to cook that breakfast and she burnt the toast cuz she dumb.


    lolz
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    May 13, 2013 11:28 PM GMT
    Today is the first day of the rest of our life
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    May 13, 2013 11:29 PM GMT
    Don't worry, I'm happy
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    May 13, 2013 11:31 PM GMT
    be careful of the toes you step on today, as they could be connected to the ass you might have to kiss tomorrow.
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    May 13, 2013 11:36 PM GMT
    tomorrow never comes

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    May 14, 2013 12:01 AM GMT
    A journey has a beginning and an end.

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    Day follows night just as sure as night follows day.
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    May 14, 2013 12:04 AM GMT
    Online dating is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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    May 14, 2013 12:15 AM GMT
    You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to.
  • Montague

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    May 14, 2013 12:25 AM GMT
    The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
  • HottJoe

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    May 14, 2013 12:28 AM GMT
    Montague saidThe supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.


    That's what roofies are for.icon_rolleyes.gif