RJ Etiquette Guide.

  • thatirishbast...

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    May 16, 2013 9:43 PM GMT
    Our prayers have been answered. The RJ Fairy has come down from above to deliver unto us the RJ Etiquette Guide. I just happened to be the chosen deliverer, most likely because I w̶a̶s̶ ̶f̶a̶p̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶Y̶u̶l̶ ̶B̶r̶y̶n̶n̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶T̶e̶n̶ ̶C̶o̶m̶m̶a̶n̶d̶m̶e̶n̶t̶s̶ am just that incredible. So here it is. Directly from the RJ Fairy. So you can't blame me.

    If you really get upset when a stranger hotlists you, the RJ Fairy induce premature balding, and the rest of us will mock you. Some of us WISH more people hotlisted us. Don't be a dick.

    No buddy listing strangers. Buddy listing is permissible after five PM's have been exchanged. If he doesn't want you to buddy list him and he hasn't run you off by then, it's his own damn fault.

    Think before you post a topic about HIV. There is a wealth of information and health care professionals out there. We are not among them. There are places where you can get away with trolling about HIV. This is not among them. Any topic about HIV naturally descends into a fuckfest of idiocy, so before you post, jump off the Cliffs of Moher, swim through shark infested waters, and then tell Her Majesty the Queen of England that you'd still tap that. If you're still alive, the RJ Fairy gives you permission to post about HIV. In all other cases, seek real information first/don't be a dick.

    The following topics are off limits: Anything to do with Asians, masculinity, what to do about a cheating boyfriend, whether or not to help someone cheat, why white guys aren't into blacks, why gay marriage is a bad idea. The creation of any such topic will cause the RJ Fairy to hack into your account and change the topic to "I'm immature, insecure, and desperately need attention from online strangers so I can forget about my tiny penis for a few more minutes."

    Any references to RadRTT must be proceeded by the phrase "That irrepressible manwhore."

    It's a gay health and fitness site. Don't be surprised when we mock you for posting a topic called "Beyonce's faaaaabulous new shoes" or "Who's going to fashion week in Paris?" It's not that there is anything wrong with Beyonce or fashion week, it's just that many of us are not invested in such things. At all So try to save it for the local twink bar. You'll get less snide comments/derisive gifs.
    *NOTE: The only person who can get away with breaking this rule is McQueen, because every forum needs one. We do not, however, need two, and you are not McQueen.

    People have private photos for different reasons. It's not rude to ask to unlock. It is rude to complain or insult if you're turned down. Don't be a dick.

    People have private photos for different reasons. If some stranger asks you to unlock, either unlock or respond "No." You have license to whine if they give you trouble for it. You do not have license to whine just because someone asked. If you don't want strangers around the world fapping furiously to your digital body, why the hell do you have private pics? Don't be a dick.

    Talking with Claystation is the equivalent of a handjob from anyone else. Proceed with caution when talking to Clay if you are in a public area.

    There are three types of flame wars. They are:
    1) Two members get into a disagreement over some point and enter a rousing debate, encouraged and or derided by the audience. These are appropriate and often the best part of the site.

    2) One member says something incredible ignorant/offensive and the rest of the community jumps on him and burns him at the stake for his sins. This is appropriate and always entertaining. Much like Rome, without the actual death.

    3)Bitchy cyber slap fights. These are not appropriate. Your insults aren't clever and you are not important. The RJ Fairy will slap both participants, and when the RJ Fairy slaps you, you get erectile dysfunction. So you are highly advised not to be a dick.

    You love Jesus? Great! I don't care. He's not the one buying me beer.

    You're a militant atheist? Great! I don't care. My evolutionary ancestors didn't even have beer.

    Don't feed the shark.
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    May 16, 2013 9:47 PM GMT
    the things to get accepted by this site.

    -be white

    -be attractive

    -be fit

    -be gay

    have two or more out of this four and you're well on your way.
  • thatirishbast...

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    May 16, 2013 9:52 PM GMT
    pazzy saidthe things to get accepted by this site.

    -be white

    -be attractive

    -be fit

    -be gay

    have two or more out of this four and you're well on your way.


    The RJ Fairy didn't ask you. The RJ Fairy is actually a little creeped out.
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    May 16, 2013 9:57 PM GMT
    I am powerful enough to call the RJ Fairy down to earth to grace us with his pronouncements? If I have power, I must abuse it before it goes away.
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    May 16, 2013 10:04 PM GMT
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    May 16, 2013 10:07 PM GMT
    thatirishbastard said
    pazzy saidthe things to get accepted by this site.

    -be white

    -be attractive

    -be fit

    -be gay

    have two or more out of this four and you're well on your way.


    The RJ Fairy didn't ask you. The RJ Fairy is actually a little creeped out.


    who the fuck is the rj fairy? you're too tall to be that. neight is the perfect height to be that.
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    May 16, 2013 10:12 PM GMT
    The Biker Fairy (c'est moi)

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    May 16, 2013 10:14 PM GMT
    showme saidI am powerful enough to call the RJ Fairy down to earth to grace us with his pronouncements? If I have power, I must abuse it before it goes away.


    Summon the RJ fairy? Ha, don't make me laugh.

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    I can summon two hookers, a white and black one. Suck it!



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    May 16, 2013 10:18 PM GMT
    - Don't be ratchet.
    - Don't be ghetto.
  • thatirishbast...

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    May 16, 2013 10:51 PM GMT
    pazzy said
    thatirishbastard said
    pazzy saidthe things to get accepted by this site.

    -be white

    -be attractive

    -be fit

    -be gay

    have two or more out of this four and you're well on your way.


    The RJ Fairy didn't ask you. The RJ Fairy is actually a little creeped out.


    who the fuck is the rj fairy? you're too tall to be that. neight is the perfect height to be that.


    I already said. The RJ Fairy is an ethereal being who shares its benign wisdom with all of us, mainly through me. Gods, could your reading comprehension be any lower?
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    May 17, 2013 12:06 AM GMT
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    This was hilarious but oh so true!!

    I would like to thank the RJ Fairy for its (?) benevolent instruction. (I'm not sure what pronoun to attribute to fairies, so I'm going neutral)

    Too bad this site doesn't have the ability to sticky threads...
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    May 17, 2013 12:50 AM GMT
    That would have been really good and appropriate if it weren't for those three references to members. They are great guys, but this just basically makes it about them... icon_neutral.gif



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    May 17, 2013 2:09 AM GMT
    thatirishbastard said*NOTE: The only person who can get away with breaking this rule is McQueen, because every forum needs one. We do not, however, need two, and you are not McQueen.
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    May 17, 2013 2:20 AM GMT
    dudewithabeard saidThat would have been really good and appropriate if it weren't for those three references to members. They are great guys, but this just basically makes it about them... icon_neutral.gif





    The RJ Fairy reminds you that submitting comedic work to an audience that can get as nasty as this community at times is to place one's creative mind in the guillotine. The RJ Fairy genuinely invites you to write something better, but stipulates that in order for the odds to be equal, you must do so while drunk.
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    May 17, 2013 2:28 AM GMT
    - You can post any sort of vile ignorant statement about a particular person or group, as long as you say "no offense" afterward. Then all is forgiven. And if you're hot, you will even get voted Man Of The Day!

    - For maximum photo comments, be sure to utilize Photoshop to make your muscles looks bigger. Use the blur feature to hide your crappy Photoshop skills too. And be sure to closely crop your cock pics, so that no one will really know those aren't actually pics of you.
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    May 17, 2013 2:41 AM GMT
    Here's MY personal way of looking at things on RJ

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    ^_^

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    May 17, 2013 2:41 AM GMT
    thatirishbastard said
    dudewithabeard saidThat would have been really good and appropriate if it weren't for those three references to members. They are great guys, but this just basically makes it about them... icon_neutral.gif





    The RJ Fairy reminds you that submitting comedic work to an audience that can get as nasty as this community at times is to place one's creative mind in the guillotine. The RJ Fairy genuinely invites you to write something better, but stipulates that in order for the odds to be equal, you must do so while drunk.



    icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif then I will have to get back to you this weekend..

    I do hope most of it is taken to heart by people, like the serious stuff. icon_smile.gif
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    May 17, 2013 12:37 PM GMT
    thatirishbastard saidAny references to RadRTT must be proceeded by the phrase "That irrepressible manwhore."
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  • Hothouse

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    May 17, 2013 2:39 PM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    thatirishbastard saidDon't feed the shark.

    But I'm hunnnnnnnnnngry!


    Go ahead, have a bite of the OP - just don't choke, a little heavy-handed on the Fairy Dust.
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    May 17, 2013 8:34 PM GMT
    lol, nice rules. i dig it
  • HottJoe

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    May 17, 2013 8:58 PM GMT
    Jesus drinks wine, silly.icon_rolleyes.gif
  • thatirishbast...

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    May 17, 2013 9:22 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidJesus drinks wine, silly.icon_rolleyes.gif


    It never says in the Good Book that Jesus drank the wine. Only that his whore of a mother was making a nuisance of herself at the wedding.

    "Jesus!...There's....there's....no wine. We all got...we got no wood gine...I mean....good wine. Stop being a lazy Redeemer....(hiccup!)....and make Mummy s'more!"
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    May 17, 2013 11:04 PM GMT
    Neight said- Don't be ratchet.
    - Don't be ghetto.

    The second post in this thread.
    The second post.
  • HottJoe

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    May 18, 2013 3:13 PM GMT
    thatirishbastard said
    HottJoe saidJesus drinks wine, silly.icon_rolleyes.gif


    It never says in the Good Book that Jesus drank the wine. Only that his whore of a mother was making a nuisance of herself at the wedding.

    "Jesus!...There's....there's....no wine. We all got...we got no wood gine...I mean....good wine. Stop being a lazy Redeemer....(hiccup!)....and make Mummy s'more!"


    His blood alcohol level was 100%!
  • carew28

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    May 18, 2013 7:40 PM GMT
    Recently Father O'Leary was pulled over by a state trooper when his car was stopped on the highway for erratic driving. The trooper notices several empty wine bottles on the car's floor. "Have you been drinking ? " the trooper inquires. "Oh, " says Fr. O'Leary "I've only had a few glasses of water, nothing more". The state trooper responds "Well, I seem to detect quite a strong odor of wine on your breath". "Good God", said Fr. O'Leary, " Don't tell me that Jesus has been at it again !"