babies are fugly

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    May 18, 2013 1:23 AM GMT
    they cry
    they piss and shit
    they're demanding parasites
    they also grow up to be children and god forbid, teenagers, and then they just ruin society by thinking they fucking own the place because their parents are little shits that think their baby is perfect and flawless and if they're in somebody's way it's not their fault
    i swear to god the next time some bitchass mama doesnt move her stupid fucking kid out of my way when they're walking towards me in the mall or on the sidewalk or whatever i ain't gonna move and that little shit can fucking hit the pavement for all i care
    and the next time some punkass fuckin teenager thinks hes so fucking cool riding his skateboard on the subway platform, i'mma push him on the fuckin tracks.


    also look at them
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    i've taken dumps that are cuter than that


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    May 18, 2013 1:28 AM GMT
    I don't hate the babies, I hate the smug parents who invest in all the latest safety devices yet still shove their strollers into the paths of oncoming cabs to get them to stop despite the presence of their uniformed doorman and taxi light and drive the wrong way down one lane blind curves so as not to be late for brunch ( http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3189560).
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    May 18, 2013 1:30 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidI don't hate the babies, I hate the smug parents who invest in all the latest safety devices yet still shove their strollers into the paths of oncoming cabs to get them to stop despite the presence of their uniformed doorman and taxi light and drive the wrong way down one lane blind curves so as not to be late for brunch ( http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3189560).
    lol i remember that thread
    some people just should not be allowed to reproduce.
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    May 18, 2013 1:36 AM GMT
    Most adult humans are genetically programmed to nurture babies, despite all the negatives you list. I fathered and raised 2, so I probably know the 24/7 downside better than you do.

    But when they're your own it's amazing how your attitude changes.

    I know a gay couple who are in the process of adopting a baby girl right now. And more loving, devoted, attentive & dedicated fathers you could not find.

    Yeah, I agree with you, babies are a messy hassle. I've been there. But they also warm your heart, and give back as much as you give to them. Now stop being such a contrary crank, because I don't believe your rant for a minute. icon_wink.gif
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    May 18, 2013 2:20 AM GMT
    ^ lol the only children i like are quiet and do what they're told (e.g. my little brother)
    i hate all his friends because they're loud annoying unruly twats
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    May 18, 2013 3:54 AM GMT
    I think babies are cute and raising children is rewarding. Kids don't have to be brats if you raise them right and spank them every once in a while.
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    May 18, 2013 4:18 AM GMT
    Wondertwink86 saidI think babies are cute and raising children is rewarding. Kids don't have to be brats if you raise them right and spank them every once in a while.
    other peoples kids are brats
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    May 18, 2013 6:08 AM GMT
    is that how you thought of yourself when you were a baby because once upon a time, you were a baby too.
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    May 18, 2013 6:11 AM GMT
    My baby would be the shadiest son of a bitch on earth! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    May 18, 2013 6:18 AM GMT
    BlackCat90 saidMy baby would be the shadiest son of a bitch on earth! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif


    so you're saying that he would be blacker than wesley snipes in the dark?
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    May 18, 2013 6:20 AM GMT
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    BlackCat90 saidMy baby would be the shadiest son of a bitch on earth! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif


    so you're saying that he would be blacker than wesley snipes in the dark?


    Umm.....not talking about skin color....
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    May 18, 2013 6:22 AM GMT
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    pazzy said
    BlackCat90 saidMy baby would be the shadiest son of a bitch on earth! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif


    so you're saying that he would be blacker than wesley snipes in the dark?


    Umm.....not talking about skin color....


    you said shade so i assume you meant black. my fault.
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    May 18, 2013 7:54 AM GMT
    BlackCat90 saidMy baby would be the shadiest son of a bitch on earth! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif


    If your baby shades my baby I'mma be pissed icon_neutral.gif Cause mine's going to be gullible as hell.
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    May 18, 2013 12:32 PM GMT
    pazzy saidis that how you thought of yourself when you were a baby because once upon a time, you were a baby too.
    yea but i was one cute mothafuckin baby not like these fuglyass basic bitches
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    May 18, 2013 12:49 PM GMT
    the only good baby is a dead baby.

    they're usually ugly and annoying most of the time. It's a rare day that I have a pleasant encounter with a baby.
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    May 18, 2013 1:31 PM GMT
    Wondertwink86 saidI think babies are cute and raising children is rewarding. Kids don't have to be brats if you raise them right and spank them every once in a while.

    LOL! When my youngest son was 5 he was misbehaving at home one day. Nothing major, just getting a little rambunctious. So I warned him that if he didn't settle down he would get a spanking, not really intending it. He said to me: "What's a spanking?"

    I realized he'd never had a spanking in his life. Nor had his older brother, 9 at the time. Simply had never been necessary, no corporal punishment of any kind used with either of them.

    And they were the best behaved kids, actually seemed to have just been born that way. Almost never cried as babies, never misbehaved in public, no temper tantrums or running around uncontrolled in stores, not loud, none of those noisy disruptions that make you wish other people's kids had never been born.

    We could take them with us wherever we went and never worry they might create an unpleasant scene. Except maybe once. The oldest at 5 stepped up onto the low stone surround of an ornamental pool at an indoor shopping mall. I told him to come down, but in a playful mood he laughed and started running around the perimeter.

    Well of course you know the outcome - he slipped and fell right into the shallow pool, on top of all the pennies people had tossed in and drenching himself. And naturally shoppers were laughing at him. I felt so awful for the poor little guy.

    I didn't scold him at all and certainly didn't yell, just fished him out and tried to minimize his embarrassment with smiles and (wet) hugs, and shield him from the gawkers. I squeegeed him off as best I could, then carried him out to our van. His mother went to buy him a new set of clothes, which we had planned to do anyway, and then brought them out to the van where he redressed.

    We had driven some distance to the mall and needed to remain and buy stuff, which we continued to do, or otherwise we might have just gone right home. We didn't say a word to him about it, didn't alter our plans, acted like nothing had happened, not then nor ever. No reprimands, no shaming. We knew the incident itself was punishment enough to him, and he never did anything like that again.

    But kids! They do challenge your patience at times, but more than worth it. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 18, 2013 1:39 PM GMT
    Toddlers are way more annoying than babies, even though they are cuter. I hate it when they just STARE at you on public transportation. Like, I'm not doing anything special quit staring!!
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    May 18, 2013 2:06 PM GMT
    Awww, I always say there is never an ugly baby, they're way to innocent to be judged. As for bratty children I blame the parents, they don't know how to discipline their children (I don't mean hitting, I'm against that, but through teaching respect, manners, morals, etc).
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    May 18, 2013 8:18 PM GMT
    Just_Tim said
    BlackCat90 saidMy baby would be the shadiest son of a bitch on earth! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif


    If your baby shades my baby I'mma be pissed icon_neutral.gif Cause mine's going to be gullible as hell.


    I guess there's only one way around this.....we have a baby together! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    May 18, 2013 8:58 PM GMT
    I have a second grandchild on the way. I hope it's a girl. The first one was supposed to be one so we bought shitloads of cute dressed and lots of pink. End up being a boy. They kept the really nice stuff in hopes of one day.. I hope its a girl.. there are a lot more options for them.

    As for them being ugly. So what? Fuck youicon_wink.gif but your kinda right but I wouldn't say ugly more like awkward.