The Dog Food Diet!

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    May 19, 2013 8:17 AM GMT
    So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with food Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard


    Lmfao!
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    May 19, 2013 9:35 AM GMT
    I've read that story somewhere before
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    May 19, 2013 3:28 PM GMT
    Neight saidI've read that story somewhere before



    Ya I thot it was hklarious lol
  • HndsmKansan

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    May 19, 2013 3:39 PM GMT
    Thats hilarious, Brian......so what did the woman say when it was all over.
    I have admit I would have been laughing so hard and would have wanted my camera to take a picture.....haha
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    May 19, 2013 3:42 PM GMT
    I copied this from a friends fb post....I think its hilarious...lol. it sounds like something Id do though lol.
  • madsexy

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    May 19, 2013 3:43 PM GMT
    Never had heard that one, so I'm glad you posted it up. LMQFAO
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    May 19, 2013 4:47 PM GMT
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    But... when I was a little kid, I used to grab a pocket full of dog food nuggets and while we played, the dog and I would both have some. It seemed natural at the time. Besides, I couldn't reach the kitchen cabinets where the human snacks were stored, but the dog snacks were just in the closet in a sack on the floor.
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    May 19, 2013 6:35 PM GMT
    redbull saidSo I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with food Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard


    Lmfao!

    Me, too +100
  • LJay

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    May 19, 2013 7:21 PM GMT
    Do you have a favorite brand? My sister likes Milkbone snacks.

    Don't know whether any of you have heard of it, but in the 60's when welfare checks came in at the first of the month there was a big discount store in St. Petersburg, Florida that always had a run on cat food early in the month. Most of the old folks apartments in the area did not allow pets.
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    May 20, 2013 1:11 AM GMT
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    Thanks for laugh. That was funny. I can't stop laughing
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    May 20, 2013 2:23 AM GMT
    They're still traumatized.

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