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  • Fable

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    May 19, 2013 8:45 PM GMT
    WHY!

    WHY LIFE!

    WHY?


    I has had no sekshual encounters fooooooooorrrrrrrrr ages.

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    I'm tired of beating off!


    There's no one hot on in my grindr catchment area either :'(
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    May 19, 2013 9:04 PM GMT
    Reason # 1.

    Your standards are too damn high.

    /end thread
  • Fable

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    May 19, 2013 9:27 PM GMT
    god im jaded as fuck right now
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    May 19, 2013 9:28 PM GMT
    Come to the USA. British accents make men drop their pants.
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    May 19, 2013 9:32 PM GMT
    fable saidgod im jaded as fuck right now


    Here you go, it's a dildo made of jade.

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  • HottJoe

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    May 19, 2013 9:35 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidCome to the USA. British accents make men drop their pants.


    This
  • Fable

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    May 19, 2013 9:55 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    DudeInNOVA saidCome to the USA. British accents make men drop their pants.


    This



    i just got back from cali


    #smug

    #nottoolongofadryspelltbh
  • Fable

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    May 19, 2013 9:57 PM GMT
    meninlove said
    fable saidgod im jaded as fuck right now


    Here you go, it's a dildo made of jade.

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    *speechless*
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    May 19, 2013 10:11 PM GMT
    #HotGuyProblems

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    May 19, 2013 10:28 PM GMT
    Go to the Two Brewers on a weekend, everyone can pull something I mean someone there.
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    May 19, 2013 10:28 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    xrichx said#HotGuyProblems

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    INORITE!
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  • Fable

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    May 19, 2013 10:37 PM GMT
    Ohno saidGo to the Two Brewers on a weekend, everyone can pull something I mean someone there.



    I haven't been to the sewers in ages. I met my ex of two years there. Ugh but the crowd is normally horrendous. no no no. I think I might go to the blocheads pool party, but don't know if I want an injection of scene queens at a pool party especially when I know it'll probably turn into nightmare-at-the-sauna.
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    May 20, 2013 4:25 AM GMT
    fable said
    meninlove said
    fable saidgod im jaded as fuck right now


    Here you go, it's a dildo made of jade.

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    *speechless*


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    There may be snow on the roof, but there's still fire in the furnace. icon_wink.gif
  • kevmoran

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    May 20, 2013 3:53 PM GMT
    ugh same

    grindr gods save us send us mercy
  • HottJoe

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    May 20, 2013 3:55 PM GMT
    Aristoshark saidI'm trying ever so hard to work up some sympathy.

    Um




    Still trying



    Um


    Nope,

    Not yet


    Um


    This. I really tried to care. *hugs
  • Fable

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    May 23, 2013 7:54 PM GMT
    hmmmm. so lyk in the chronicles of my nearly sexual encounters last nigh was awkwaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddd


    I was out with two friends and this completely handsome man was eye fucking me across the room.

    I was watching my two friends vogue (lmao) then trn round and bump iunto his nicely muscled chest. Then he introduces himself "hi I'm Theo"


    *facepalm*


    WHY YOU HAVE SAME NAME.


    I still snogged him though.


    but all the time i was like thinking im kissing someone with the same name as me.


    I've never even met other people with the same name.


    tres awks tres awks.
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    May 23, 2013 11:35 PM GMT
    Wow. What a pathetic attempt at fame whoring. Not that there is anything wrong with it. But my threads about my hat and hair line gained more relies that this fable. Guess you are irrelevant.

    #sorryboutit
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    May 23, 2013 11:48 PM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    jmusmc85 saidWow. What a pathetic attempt at fame whoring. Not that there is anything wrong with it. But my threads about my hat and hair line gained more relies that this fable. Guess you are irrelevant.

    #sorryboutit

    It's not a competition. You're both pretty, princess.


    I know fable is DYING inside that my $5.99 hat from ROSS is more popular than he is. DYING!!!
  • Timbales

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    May 23, 2013 11:55 PM GMT
    Life is hard because if it was easy, everyone would be awesome and then awesome would be common and no longer have meaning.
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    May 24, 2013 7:37 PM GMT
    Making out with a guy who has the same name as you is your biggest problem? icon_confused.gif