The Forever Alone Thread

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    May 20, 2013 10:22 PM GMT
    Share your Forever Alone stories here...


    So this guy messages me wanting my n00dz today. I messaged back saying "You first..." He deleted his account.

    I think he's already cheating on me.

    I will die alone.


    Now, you provide proof of your loneliness...

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    May 20, 2013 10:37 PM GMT
    Most of the guys I try to message don't even respond to me. It's either because they think I'm ugly, weird, creepy, or dumb or whatever horrible thing they think of me. But that's okay I have some who talk to me as friends and share adult photo's with me and compliment me and tell me I look good. But I guess there is something off about me I don't know, but I won't change. Next...
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    May 20, 2013 10:54 PM GMT
    True story...

    Several years ago, before I admitted to myself that I was in-fact a homo, on Valentines Day, I decided to sign up for E-Harmony.

    I filled out the questionnaire.

    Soon, I received a rejection e-mail that basically said that E-Harmony helps about 90-something percent (can't remember the exact percentage) of it's customers, but I was one of the small percentage that just didn't fit into their profiles.

    E-Harmony told me I would die alone.


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    May 20, 2013 11:08 PM GMT
    I don't even get messages requesting n00dz
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    May 20, 2013 11:09 PM GMT
    TheQuest saidTrue story...

    Several years ago, before I admitted to myself that I was in-fact a homo, on Valentines Day, I decided to sign up for E-Harmony.

    I filled out the questionnaire.

    Soon, I received a rejection e-mail that basically said that E-Harmony helps about 90-something percent (can't remember the exact percentage) of it's customers, but I was one of the small percentage that just didn't fit into their profiles.

    E-Harmony told me I would die alone.




    That's because you wanted a woman with pecs, abs, a hairy chest, a beard.... and oh! yeah! A PENIS! icon_biggrin.gif
  • kevmoran

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    May 20, 2013 11:22 PM GMT
    Neight saidI don't even get messages requesting n00dz

    Same, guys usually ask me to put more clothes on.
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    May 20, 2013 11:27 PM GMT
    Neight saidI don't even get messages requesting n00dz


    n00dz, now!

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  • EJ994

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    May 20, 2013 11:36 PM GMT
    I've had a guy ask me twice for images of my dick... Not on RJ but on another forum. icon_neutral.gif I told him you first and he said he was waiting on me... (o_O)

    Does that count? That's all he wanted. Never got a message again after that.
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    May 20, 2013 11:42 PM GMT
    So I made eye contact with this guy at the gym. He was soooo hot. I smiled. He smiled. Then this evil bitch walked in and was all up in his bizniss.

    No homo my ass! We had a connection. I decided to out him so he could be with me forever. He fell in love with my trainer and they moved Canada to open a B&B.

    I am destined for loneliness.

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    May 21, 2013 12:07 AM GMT
    Aww, you won't be alone forever, trust me.


    My loneliness story: I haven't been on a date at all since 2006 HAHAHA, and that was with a now ex girlfriend haha!!! o well icon_smile.gif
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    May 21, 2013 12:13 AM GMT
    Lol actually 14 haha, but honestly it really wasn't much of a date, all the more pathetic my story is hahaha!
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    May 21, 2013 12:17 AM GMT
    E-Harmony is ratchet they need to get slapped anyway I bet all of you can find the one guy you deserve some day or maybe none on Earth are good enough for you and I think there's nothing wrong with being lonely for life. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 21, 2013 12:25 AM GMT
    I used to hate Valentine's Day. I called it a sadistic plot on behalf of the greeting card companies to shame single people into misery. I would use that day to go grocery shopping because I knew the stores would be empty. This year I said "screw it" - made myself a fancy meal and spent the night playing video games. It was quite romantic! icon_smile.gif

    You won't be alone forever Mr. Quest... you have 'boyfriend-material' written all over you! Great personality, attractive, educated, funny... the list goes on. If it wasn't for this pesky distance issue, I'd be knocking on your door as we speak! icon_wink.gif

    Hang in there my friend!! icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif


    P.S. - eHarmony - that was probably because nobody was on there to choose from. I don't think they are popular in the gay world due to the their previous anti-gay stance.
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    May 21, 2013 12:26 AM GMT
    I haven't been on a date in years. I hug my straight friends constantly. I'm glad they're hot but I'd rather hold someone with romantic interest in me.

    What in the world do you think the below picture means?

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    May 21, 2013 1:20 AM GMT
    TheQuest saidTrue story...

    Several years ago, before I admitted to myself that I was in-fact a homo, on Valentines Day, I decided to sign up for E-Harmony.

    I filled out the questionnaire.

    Soon, I received a rejection e-mail that basically said that E-Harmony helps about 90-something percent (can't remember the exact percentage) of it's customers, but I was one of the small percentage that just didn't fit into their profiles.

    E-Harmony told me I would die alone.




    Huh thats so funny exact same thing happened to me and a mate of mine, but we were on the Gay version, followed the links to it.... Maybe they are trying to send us a message (in general) that all gays must die alone lol

    Anyway I love your noods ;)
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    May 21, 2013 1:41 AM GMT
    hairymascbear said
    Neight saidI don't even get messages requesting n00dz

    Same, guys usually ask me to put more clothes on.


    Oh please. I don't believe it. You're both cute as hell.

    And everyone loves the OP's noodz.
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    May 21, 2013 1:44 AM GMT
    Oops. Apparently, people have taken my attempt at a troll thread too seriously... icon_redface.gif



    Yes, the E-Harmony thing is true, though... icon_lol.gif
  • Fable

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    May 21, 2013 1:50 AM GMT
    please relearn definition of troll.
  • kevmoran

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    May 21, 2013 1:58 AM GMT
    fable saidplease relearn definition of troll.
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    May 21, 2013 1:59 AM GMT
    fable saidplease relearn definition of troll.


    Please get a sense of humor. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 21, 2013 2:02 AM GMT
    I had this one guy say hi to me today. I told him to fuck off. icon_smile.gif
  • Karl

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    May 21, 2013 2:03 AM GMT
    my story : no one is interested in me icon_cry.gif
  • Fable

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    May 21, 2013 2:05 AM GMT
    TheQuest said
    fable saidplease relearn definition of troll.


    Please get a sense of humor. icon_rolleyes.gif



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    May 21, 2013 2:08 AM GMT
    Karl saidmy story : no one is interested in me icon_cry.gif


    I'm sorry, but this isn't the opposite thread...

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    May 21, 2013 2:16 AM GMT
    OK. Back to my non-serious fun...


    So, I just pulled up the "Who on RJ would you invite for a gang bang?" thread...

    Ctrl-F ---- No results.

    #ForeverAlone