Nov. 5, 2008 Headlines - If you were the newspaper editor and Obama wins, what's your headline?

  • coolarmydude

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    Oct 27, 2008 7:54 PM GMT
    One Small Step for Obama; Giant Leap for America
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    Oct 27, 2008 9:28 PM GMT



    "Obama Wins!"


    "FOX News commentator Sean Hannity dies from self inflicted gun shot wound during live broadcast while fellow FOX host Bill O'Rielly suffers fatal stroke. Also in news: Conservative radio personality Rush Limbaugh treated for Oxycontin overdose. Anne Coulter signs latest book deal"
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    Oct 27, 2008 9:34 PM GMT
    Obama Stomps The Living Crap Out Of McCain
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    Oct 27, 2008 9:39 PM GMT
    Obama Wins US Presidential Election in Landslide
    Voters Expand Democratic Majority in Congress, Send Strong Mandate for Democrat Agenda
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    Oct 27, 2008 9:42 PM GMT
    "Obama elected. Recession now expected to end in 2020"
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    Oct 27, 2008 9:42 PM GMT
    America Braces for Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity
    Optimism at its Highest Since 1998.
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    Oct 27, 2008 9:56 PM GMT
    ELECTORATE TO MCCAIN, GOP: NO THANKS
    COUNTRY CHOOSES OBAMA, DEMS IN LANDSLIDE

    In Other News... Blue State - Red State Divide Erased
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Oct 27, 2008 9:57 PM GMT
    Why does it necessarily have to be for an Obama win? I want to wake up to:

    JOHN SIDNEY McCAIN PRESIDENT ELECT #44
    OBAMA CAMPAIGN STUNNED IN ELECTION SHOCKER
    Hillary Clinton Announces Candidacy For 2012 Presidency -- Stock Market Opens To Soar +1000
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    Oct 27, 2008 9:59 PM GMT
    Jon Stewart Unemployed
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    Oct 27, 2008 10:00 PM GMT
    Obama elected. Bin Laden, Ahmadinejad, and Kim Jong Il celebrate!
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    Oct 27, 2008 10:02 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ saidWhy does it necessarily have to be for an Obama win? I want to wake up to:

    JOHN SIDNEY McCAIN PRESIDENT ELECT #44
    OBAMA CAMPAIGN STUNNED IN ELECTION SHOCKER
    Hillary Clinton Announces Candidacy For 2012 Presidency -- Stock Market Opens To Soar +1000


    Arizona Republicans Stage Mass-Protest Against Election Results by Consuming Entire State's Emergency Peyote Reserves.

    Write Delusional Political Headlines On Bathroom Walls Across State
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    Oct 27, 2008 10:04 PM GMT
    Senator John McCain Caught in Airport Bathroom Sex Sting Operation
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    Oct 27, 2008 10:05 PM GMT
    and on the next day

    Senator John McCain Discovered to Suffer from Micropenis
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Oct 27, 2008 10:05 PM GMT
    Barricade said Who IS StanleyHusseinWilson ?icon_smile.gif


    I could be wrong, but I heard a rumor in the RJ Locker room that he's related to Barack Hussein Obama, but don't quote me on this icon_rolleyes.gif
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Oct 27, 2008 10:08 PM GMT
    President Elect Obama Appoints McGay "Secretary of Small Penis Envy"
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    Oct 27, 2008 10:09 PM GMT
    Special Needs Child CuriousJockAZ Storms Out in Jealous Rage Over Lack of Penis
  • Koaa2

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    Oct 27, 2008 10:11 PM GMT
    "THANK GOD THE LONG NIGHTMARE OF W, AND THE REPUBLICANS IS OVER" !
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    Oct 27, 2008 10:12 PM GMT
    Travelers Advised: Airport Bathrooms Safe Again

    Terror Alert Status Reduced to Yellow
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    Oct 27, 2008 10:15 PM GMT
    [quote][cite]CuriousJockAZ said[/cite]Why does it necessarily have to be for an Obama win? I want to wake up to:


    President Obama
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    Oct 27, 2008 10:43 PM GMT
    krush said[quote][cite]CuriousJockAZ said[/cite]Why does it necessarily have to be for an Obama win? I want to wake up to:

    Shocker!! Ron Paul. Takes it all!!


    Beany copters now mandatory headgear for all Americans
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    Oct 27, 2008 10:48 PM GMT
    U.S. ELECTS OBAMA
    1st AFRICAN-AMERICAN PREZ TAKES 35 STATES
    Repubs To File Impeachment Proceedings Jan. 21
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    Oct 28, 2008 5:26 AM GMT
    However you roll the dice, Mr. Editor will be safe preparing this headline:

    AMERICANS CHOOSE TICKET WITHOUT TWO WHITE GUYS FOR FIRST TIME IN HISTORY


    An immigrant friend asked me today who I'd be voting for. I said Barack Obama. I also said I look forward to this the way I did to my first vote (for mcGovern).

    I think Mr. Obama has the potential to be a very good president. And it looks like he will have the chance.
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    Oct 28, 2008 5:30 AM GMT
    Rhodielifter saidObama elected. Bin Laden, Ahmadinejad, and Kim Jong Il celebrate!


    Oh Snap, I don't care who you are that is funny right there!
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    Oct 28, 2008 5:33 AM GMT
    NO MORE POLITICAL THREADS ON REALJOCK icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 28, 2008 5:34 AM GMT
    metropolitan saidNO MORE POLITICAL THREADS ON REALJOCK icon_biggrin.gif


    Amen brother! Come over and lets get smashed and laugh at all the silly threads haha. You down?