How do you get a Girl to Pretend to be Your Girlfriend

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    May 22, 2013 8:57 PM GMT
    I know you want to criticize me but I am avoiding the taboo. Anyway I am starting up a gay/straight double life so I need to be in a believable relationship with a girl. I hate lying to my folks but it's for the best to avoid, hate, discrimination, and hurt feelings. So please tell me how I can get a girl to pretend to be my girlfriend?
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    May 22, 2013 9:38 PM GMT
    trbld saidFind a lesbian who's in the same situation.


    Probably the most useful advice. You might well find a straight girl to do it but in my experience that can be dangerous, they often fall for you.

    You didn't ask, but you're just down the road in Fredricksburg, not some third world country. The double life thing is not sustainable, in the long run it will wreak havoc on your psyche. I hope you can work toward becoming independent (if you're not already) so that you can come out without fear of recrimination.
  • Just_Tim

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    May 22, 2013 10:36 PM GMT
    Here's what you do: Make multiple profiles using pictures gathered from around the internet, then.... No, wait. That won't work here.
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    May 22, 2013 11:30 PM GMT
    Slip her a reverse-roofie.
  • Christoforos

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    May 22, 2013 11:33 PM GMT
    Oh lard.
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    May 22, 2013 11:35 PM GMT
    You're not a Russian spy. Hiding in the closet is wimpy and sad. Live your life honestly and without shame. This is a very very bad habit to cultivate and will be harder and harder to break the older you get.
  • Christoforos

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    May 22, 2013 11:54 PM GMT
    datscarf saidIs it me or has have like two of my replies disappeared. I cant tell.......


    Heil Grammatik!
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    May 22, 2013 11:57 PM GMT
    You don't.