What would you do?

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    May 25, 2013 3:05 AM GMT
    You just finished training in the dojo and your dead tired and you get approached by multiple thugs with malice intent with a brandished weapon (gun,knife,club) what would you do?...
    1 run back to dojo(aid)
    2 defend(blocking)
    3 attack(assault)
    4 call out for nearby bystanders for aid.
    Or what would you do?
    Id summon my own willpower!!
  • calibro

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    May 25, 2013 2:50 PM GMT
    go eat cheese fries
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    May 25, 2013 2:58 PM GMT
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    May 28, 2013 5:17 PM GMT
    Why isn't the best option available? Allow me:

    5. Summon the grace of our God-given, inalienable rights, the protection of which are enshrined by Second Ammendment, pull a .38 and blow their brains out then proceed to masturbate to the sweet sound of sissy liberals crying
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    Dec 22, 2013 8:30 AM GMT
    AaronH20P saidWhy isn't the best option available? Allow me:

    5. Summon the grace of our God-given, inalienable rights, the protection of which are enshrined by Second Ammendment, pull a .38 and blow their brains out then proceed to masturbate to the sweet sound of sissy liberals crying

    That is freaking perfect!
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    Jan 07, 2014 11:26 PM GMT
    Amen bro!
  • BillandChuck

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    Jan 07, 2014 11:41 PM GMT
    Katon_user said
    AaronH20P saidWhy isn't the best option available? Allow me:

    5. Summon the grace of our God-given, inalienable rights, the protection of which are enshrined by Second Ammendment, pull a .38 and blow their brains out then proceed to masturbate to the sweet sound of sissy liberals crying

    That is freaking perfect!

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    Jan 13, 2014 9:54 PM GMT
    You're not going to beat multiple grown men with weapons while unarmed yourself. If they're intent on assaulting you, there are two options:

    1. die;
    2. run faster than them.
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    Jan 13, 2014 9:57 PM GMT
    I tell Mr. Miyagi and then confront my aggressors at the big karate tournament with a show-stopping finale.
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    Jan 13, 2014 10:05 PM GMT
    Worked a little late one Friday and missed my bus back to the train, so I walked it (in SF down a dark alley in what was then a bad area south of Market). A bunch of thugs stepped out in front of me, but they were ahead by about 60 feet. They were staring me down as I walked toward them - punching their fists into their palms, the whole thing was looking ugly. My first thought was to make a u-turn and get the hell our of that alley, but I realized there was nowhere to run - nobody around to help. I was all suited up and wearing dress shoes, carrying a briefcase. So - I kept my pace up - not wanting to show my abject fear. I was very nervous. As I got closer I held my briefcase close to me on my left side, and shoved my right hand into my breast pocket inside my coat - to simulate having a gun. I thought it was the only move I had. The thugs were staring me down as I got closer. They stood in my way as I passed them - bumping me. I just stared them down, and tried to make myself look as bad and mean as I could. I got through and kept walking. I was wondering if they'd all attack from my rear. But nothing happened. I was so relieved and I'll tell you what - I was wet - cold wet sweating in my suit. I'm surprised I didn't piss myself. Scared? You bet. I admit it. I was scared shitless. I never walked that alley again - ever - day or night.