I only want to date...

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    May 26, 2013 2:44 AM GMT
    members of the Bicycle race.
  • kew1

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    May 26, 2013 8:48 AM GMT
    Really? Queen's video was naked women on bikes.icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 26, 2013 11:14 PM GMT
    I only want to date the winner.
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    May 27, 2013 5:05 AM GMT
    "Asian" bike guys are so hawt.

    I do not find members of my own German race attractive. I am having a hard time finding a smooth gaysian boy to go on night rides with. Germans are such sour krauts.
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    May 27, 2013 10:45 PM GMT
    bipedal said"Asian" bike guys are so hawt.

    I do not find members of my own German race attractive. I am having a hard time finding a smooth gaysian boy to go on night rides with. Germans are such sour krauts.
    At least they drink Asahi. That's a pretty good beer. icon_lol.gif
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    May 27, 2013 10:58 PM GMT
    bipedal said"Asian" bike guys are so hawt.

    I do not find members of my own German race attractive. I am having a hard time finding a smooth gaysian boy to go on night rides with. Germans are such sour krauts.
    You likem young huh?.....MILK MONEY YOUNG
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    May 27, 2013 11:00 PM GMT
    I only want to date MyBud...but DANG if He dont give a damn...

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  • nomad4life

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    May 27, 2013 11:25 PM GMT
    I only want a date.
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    May 29, 2013 12:15 AM GMT
    I want to ride my man bike.
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    May 29, 2013 2:01 AM GMT
    Carbon dating is hawt if the ass and legs pedaling it are HAWT.
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    May 29, 2013 3:24 AM GMT
    "You likem young huh?.....MILK MONEY YOUNG"
    Well you know? Different strokes for different folks.


    Youtube's search engine criteria was "gay" and "bicycle". So apparently corporate America optimizes gay men as pedafiles.
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    May 30, 2013 7:25 PM GMT
    Just pray your cycling date is really not a fig.

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    May 30, 2013 7:27 PM GMT
    The only dating i do is date rape.


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    May 30, 2013 7:35 PM GMT
    cubsben saidThe only dating i do is date rape.


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    It's always unnerving when a hot bloke says something terribly disturbing.
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    May 31, 2013 3:35 AM GMT
    Rape is unlikely in cycling since you are always around rubber, lube and consensual spandex. Your ass gets pounded by your saddle as part of the course. You get used to the routine.

    The only thing I see raped on Real Jock is the "quote" button. For example, a guy wearing a scarf that would better serve him as a neckerchief. Apparently it is really slow in all the other trolling threads.

    To those that have not figured it out, you can pretty much post whatever you want within the terms of use in this forum. However, in a cycling thread it might be relevant to post something and tie in cycling or cyclists. Good or bad, whatever, just something to show their might be a hint of intelligence using that avatar.

    Some riding in my backyard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3WiF0EvxUw I have never ridden this with suspension. I should ride this as soon as the rains, deluge, stops.
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    Jun 01, 2013 1:53 AM GMT
    bipedal said... Some riding in my backyard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3WiF0EvxUw I have never ridden this with suspension. I should ride this as soon as the rains, deluge, stops.
    That looks fucking awesome! Well, except for the fact that the video was sped up (I'd rather see it at normal riding speed).

    BWT, I'm gonna hit up White Clay Creek again next week. Anyone wanna join me for a stroll through the "chunnel" or the advanced skills section? icon_wink.gif

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    Jun 03, 2013 1:43 AM GMT
    I decide I only want to date bicycle racers with fragile egos. Should be at least a Cat I or II. But really they just need to be smoking hot in their kit and out of it. Cat I one would be nice to impress my friends. Sponsored would be good so I could ride in their sag wagon. I like free swag.

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    Jun 11, 2013 11:45 PM GMT
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    Jun 12, 2013 12:39 AM GMT
    bipedal said...blah blah blah...

    Do I need to plug in to the matrix to Superman?

    No, you need to share your drugs.
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    Jun 17, 2013 3:17 AM GMT
    The ride is the drug.

    If you need drugs your ride is weak.


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    Jun 17, 2013 3:19 AM GMT
    ehhhh dykes on bikes?
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    Jun 17, 2013 4:21 AM GMT
    Brilliant ! icon_rolleyes.gif

    I have found myself paying less and less attention to Real Jock. I have not been able to give my all to the team. My digital athletic self has fallen ill with melancholy. So I decide to kill it.