Muscles, denim, & ripped crotches

  • psycsnacha

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    May 26, 2013 5:28 AM GMT
    It's probably been done before, but my favorite All Saints NFL Runners lasted 8 months and three tailor patch jobs. They're done. I'm denim shopping tomorrow. Planning to waste a lot of time trying on jeans that are too tight in the thighs

    Athletic/muscle guys, what are your fav denims?
  • HottJoe

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    May 26, 2013 5:57 AM GMT
    Pics of ripped crotches???
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    May 26, 2013 12:48 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidPics of ripped crotches???


    Right?! I clicked on this thread expecting to get a face full!
  • psycsnacha

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    May 26, 2013 1:10 PM GMT
    lol I'll snap one of my war worn jeans later.

    I'm off to troll the markets. My price point has been moved up to $200 reluctantly, because every retailer (and queen) I've talked to say that money and a good tailor are a muscle man's only options.

    We'll see.
  • psycsnacha

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    May 26, 2013 1:37 PM GMT
    Something like that

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    Will be pissed if I go with g star, disel, lucky, or some other denim demigod and my jeans die within a year.
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    May 26, 2013 5:27 PM GMT
    Isn't that a pair of fake-stained, fake-faded, fake-ripped jeans? So stupid looking. I guess modern teens don't actually move off the couch enough for those things to happen naturally any more.
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    May 26, 2013 5:30 PM GMT
    psycsnacha saidSomething like that

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    Will be pissed if I go with g star, disel, lucky, or some other denim demigod and my jeans die within a year.


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    I'm sorry, but I can't help but think dirty thoughts with the placement of that rip.

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    May 26, 2013 6:08 PM GMT
    I'm so glad this thread's referencing ripped clothing crotches.
  • JockNerd

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    May 26, 2013 7:01 PM GMT
    I used to work for one of the big denim companies in the anti-counterfeiting department. Most luxury denim if worn regularly will only last a year. Luxury denim is soft and trendy jeans are faded, bleached, dyes, torn, etc. None of that adds to life expectancy. It's unfortunate but true.

    I tend to tear my jeans in the inner thigh area, because I have muscular legs. I wear them as long as I can, and then I replace them.
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    May 26, 2013 7:06 PM GMT
    May we see a wide rip along the bum seam with no whiteys or any other pair, please.
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    May 26, 2013 7:09 PM GMT
    Good potential title for a porno...icon_razz.gif
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    May 26, 2013 7:12 PM GMT
    I wear 1969s straight leg jeans. My quads aren't too massive for them and my ass fills them out. I prefer my denim dark and clean. I would never by jeans that are faded, ripped, highly embroidered or that have pocket flaps.
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    May 26, 2013 9:16 PM GMT
    quality of American mass market brands are really low. none of mine American branded jeans lasted longer than a year. try some of the European ones. (e.g italian)
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    May 26, 2013 9:50 PM GMT
    meah...too many straight boys wearing them; besides, doubt I'll be wearing jeans again till next January.
    ...did find a pair of Disel's at the thrift store for $5--no tares or rips, but I bet they would have fit you.
  • psycsnacha

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    May 28, 2013 2:52 PM GMT
    Thanks for the insights guys. I tried on every brand and cut in my local Macy's (34th Street in Manhattan = 2.5 hour job) then toured a few brand boutiques, finally settling on a pair of 7 for all mankind skinnies; sized up one at the waist and tailored down. Perfect end to a high-yield day.

    I retract my earlier sentiment about "high-end" brands. This is my first pair of $150+ jeans, which I avoided for years based upon my principle of not paying a premium for name, however I have to admit, after giving all of the lower cost companies a good shot, the higher cost companies do offer better denims.

    I can literally hit the squat rack or do scissor kicks on stage with these jeans
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  • HndsmKansan

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    May 28, 2013 2:55 PM GMT
    I have a pic in my profile with a "ripped crotch".

    I tend to wear my favorite jeans out, literally. Always hate it when a great pair of jeans reached the "ripped" stage.... but it does have benefits...haha.
  • iHavok

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    May 28, 2013 2:56 PM GMT
    I like Buffalo denim myself...but sadly, it is a very soft denim. Doesnt hold up to anything strenuous (not drying them seems to make them last a bit longer).

    Good news... the trend towards overly dyed, ripped, embroidered jeans is fading out (or so Im told by the BF. He works retail selling jeans.)
  • psycsnacha

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    May 28, 2013 3:02 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidI have a pic in my profile with a "ripped crotch".

    I tend to wear my favorite jeans out, literally. Always hate it when a great pair of jeans reached the "ripped" stage.... but it does have benefits...haha.


    haha

    My sentiments exactly. I'll put my retired pair to good use, in another setting.
  • psycsnacha

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    May 28, 2013 3:06 PM GMT
    iHavok saidI like Buffalo denim myself...but sadly, it is a very soft denim. Doesnt hold up to anything strenuous (not drying them seems to make them last a bit longer).

    Good news... the trend towards overly dyed, ripped, embroidered jeans is fading out (or so Im told by the BF. He works retail selling jeans.)


    Agreed @ the good news. The move towards creating denim lines that blend well into office chic is better. Or...at least GQ would like us to think so (for now).
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    May 28, 2013 3:28 PM GMT
    make sure you wax:

    like this:

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    May 28, 2013 3:57 PM GMT
    @ OP



    Also:

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    May 28, 2013 6:50 PM GMT
    Jeans made in Communist China .
  • HPgeek934

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    May 28, 2013 7:16 PM GMT
    whatever3009 saidmake sure you wax:

    like this:

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    My balls just detached to slap myself in the face as a warning to NEVER do that to myself.
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    May 28, 2013 7:25 PM GMT
    I agree with you, HP. Why would any guy do that or want their pubes totally shaved off? I wanna be with a guy with hair down there and looks like a man, and not a guy that looks like a boy.
  • psycsnacha

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    May 28, 2013 9:07 PM GMT
    yourmom said@ OP



    Also:

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    meh...