Why was there a platic container of Honey in the Shower at the Gym this morning?

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    Sep 07, 2007 6:36 PM GMT
    Used the alternate gym this morning, the cruddy civilian one. There was a Honey Bear dispenser sitting on the shower divider. Did someone indulge in a Winnie the Pooh Fetish or perhaps get the idea of lube reversed in his mind somehow?
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    Sep 07, 2007 6:58 PM GMT
    Sounds like a cheap and cute way to carry shampoo without lugging the whole bottle.
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    Sep 07, 2007 7:02 PM GMT
    When I first read the title of this post, I thought "Honey in the Shower", was the name of a product I haven't heard of yet. LOL Perhaps someone brought it for fun...
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    Sep 07, 2007 8:18 PM GMT
    That was me. It's an incredibly cryptic clue. Once you've figured it out, you'll be able to find the treasure
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    Sep 07, 2007 8:24 PM GMT
    I can't stop laughing...
  • Puppy80

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    Sep 07, 2007 10:21 PM GMT
    I'm with Rugger on this one, but my wacky answer of the day will be it's a scavenger hunt. Your just missing the list.
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    Sep 07, 2007 10:26 PM GMT
    Well maybe whoever used it wanted to attract the bear type of guy..
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    Sep 07, 2007 10:36 PM GMT
    or flies
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    Sep 07, 2007 10:58 PM GMT
    wow thats a sight to see in the shower.

    next time you should leave an Aunt Jemima bottle of syrup. :)
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    Sep 07, 2007 11:29 PM GMT
    and there was definatly Honey in it. It was 1/3 full.
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    Sep 07, 2007 11:32 PM GMT
    Probably someone had a bear with them in the shower and he just got so excited he forgot his honey.
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    Sep 08, 2007 12:12 AM GMT
    So you actually did check to see what it was?

    I mean, yaeh, people leave their soap or shampoo or stuff like that all the time, but honey?
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    Sep 08, 2007 1:16 AM GMT
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    Sep 08, 2007 1:32 AM GMT
    Sex pig leaving bear bait?
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    Sep 08, 2007 1:44 AM GMT
    [http://www.honeybook.net/beauty_and_honey.shtml]

    The least perverted thing I can think of is that it was being used as hair conditioner.

    But it took me quit a few thoughts before I got to that one...
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    Sep 08, 2007 1:55 AM GMT
    LOL!
    I was on the same vibe as OHhiker.
    Anyone remember the Fabergé shampoo and conditioner ads from the very early 80s?

    "...with Honey and Beer..."

    "and then she told two friends, who told two friends, and so on and so on..."

    If you find a beer bottle the next time you can bet your bottom-dollar that its the guy with his own hairdryer, volume brush and that poster of Farah Fawcett in his locker.
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    Sep 08, 2007 2:05 AM GMT
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    As a Hair Conditioner. Ew.
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    Sep 08, 2007 3:10 AM GMT
    So did you taste it?
  • dimaperm

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    Sep 08, 2007 3:22 AM GMT
    Honey when used in conjunction with sauna or steam room is a good skin conditioner.
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    Sep 08, 2007 4:00 AM GMT
    Ok, like, so what's the big deal? Ya know! So like I had to try it!

    Suzie's hair was soo feathered and shiny, ya know? So I was so blown out by the results, I like forgot the stupid honey bear at the gym. Just shoot me, ok!

    But, get this, my bangs are sooo poofed now. Honey ROCKS!!!



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    Sep 08, 2007 8:55 AM GMT
    there's a huge body builder at my gym called 'john the neck' who sometimes carries a jar of honey around with him. he sups from it from time to time. sugar? energy?
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    Sep 08, 2007 4:24 PM GMT
    excellent detective work dakuk, big bears love honey. Energy. Maybe I should try that.
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    Sep 08, 2007 5:15 PM GMT
    Simple... it's a bear trap.
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    Sep 08, 2007 8:54 PM GMT
    Unbelievable!!! Today I got up at 6:30am to help set up a booth at local fair for a friend who's selling beaded jewelry.

    It's the 1st annual HONEY FESTIVAL - I was surrounded for hours by people in bee costumes, THOUSANDS of grinning bear honey dispensers, actual beehives and a plethora of honey flavored foods - honey BBQ wings, honey icecream, honey sticky buns, honey mustard sauce for soft preztel.
    There were honey candles, and honey soap.

    I even saw a few ladies with Farrah Fawcett hair - I was tempted to ask if they used Honey Shampoo.

    Thanks to Crim I spent the morning looking at little golden bears and thinking of a couple hot jocks in the gym showers getting rather 'attached to one-another'. Male bonding - the 'Nature's Perfect Food' way.




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    Sep 08, 2007 8:58 PM GMT
    Glad I could help turn a perfectly normal outing into a gutter worty perv fest!