Christian Couple Maintains Abstinence Through First Two Years of Marriage

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    May 27, 2013 11:51 PM GMT
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    May 28, 2013 12:18 AM GMT
    Really they're roommates who threw their housewarming party in a church.
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    May 28, 2013 12:38 AM GMT
    I had no idea eating a whole raw potato would tame a man's sex urges. Maybe it's the vomiting that does it.

    They "plan to [remain celibate] indefinitely." WHY????
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    May 28, 2013 12:49 AM GMT
    ART_DECO saidI had no idea eating a whole raw potato would tame a man's sex urges. Maybe it's the vomiting that does it.


    Well you need to get out more. It's all the rage in Provo.




    ART_DECO saidThey "plan to [remain celibate] indefinitely." WHY????


    Christians are martyrs, didn't you know? Well that and they're both gay as fuck so this keeps them from having to touch each others pee pees.
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    May 28, 2013 12:54 AM GMT
    Idiots,
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    May 28, 2013 12:59 AM GMT
    Isn't that against the gospel every Easter? I believe the gospel during Easter revolves around "Go and multiply."

    EDIT: I'm referring to the Catholic Church. Not sure what kind of Christians they are.
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    May 28, 2013 3:21 AM GMT
    This is silly, there's nothing holy about abstaining after marriage. There's something seriously wrong with one or both of them.
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    May 28, 2013 3:44 AM GMT
    Lets just hope this means one less couple who wont be breeding anymore foolish, stupid humans.... its a win really
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    May 28, 2013 8:30 PM GMT
    The Shakers came up with that idea back in the 1700s.
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    May 29, 2013 1:07 AM GMT
    lmao he prob sticks that potato in his ass while he jerks off and Darla sprays cool water up her vagina to cool it down a bit before potato insertion.


    Honestly, tho--if this couple is even real--- they should burn in hell for not following through on their reproductive duties as married str8 people. burn in fucking hell, Darla and whoever the fuck that other asshole is
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    May 29, 2013 1:12 AM GMT
    yiboz saidLets just hope this means one less couple who wont be breeding anymore foolish, stupid humans.... its a win really


    haha
    although he is all smiles in the pic, deep down hes miserable lol
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    May 29, 2013 1:29 AM GMT
    How sweet: two asexual found each other.
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    May 29, 2013 1:36 AM GMT
    yiboz saidLets just hope this means one less couple who wont be breeding anymore foolish, stupid humans.... its a win really


    This needs to become a trend.
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    May 29, 2013 1:45 AM GMT