Online "Dating" site Crash and Burns (Post your fave rejection stories if ya dare)...

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    May 29, 2013 3:00 AM GMT
    For the lulz, as always - post your fave rejection story (be it you getting rejected, or you rejecting someone) as a "fail so epic, it was a win"

    Reckon I'll start.

    A small splash of win in a failed attempt to get some ass on A4A:

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    Hey as far as let downs go... this definitely one I can't object too loudly to. icon_razz.gif
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    May 29, 2013 3:20 AM GMT
    LOL. I think we require some pics of your large dick. icon_biggrin.gif
  • HottJoe

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    May 29, 2013 3:46 AM GMT
    I would never have that problem.icon_twisted.gif
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    May 29, 2013 4:06 AM GMT
    Go to Datehookup for an experience like no other . There you will find the largest bunch of bipolar bears,cats and queers on the planet .
  • PandaBoy8

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    Jun 06, 2013 5:35 AM GMT
    nice man that is dope. i am curious of what you look like. And anyone with a profile at gay.com come and get with me. If you haven't been there before it is a pretty awesome place. You can get other users feedbacks at http://www.freedatinghelper.com/reviews/gay-com/ if you want.
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    Jun 06, 2013 5:54 AM GMT
    I think this thread is really about the size of the OP's big dick.
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    Jun 06, 2013 5:55 AM GMT
    I have a feeling the OP would have met his match with me...icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 06, 2013 12:11 PM GMT
    Preface: on my Grindr profile, I have written that ppl contacting me should have or send a face pic if they want a reply, as I do the same when contacting others.

    Well, last night on Grindr, a picture-less, blank profile, with the header ''Don't ask me for a pic'' followed by the blurb ''you don't need it basically'', messaged me with the one word line opener ''pic?''.

    My response:

    ''lol at you trying to purchase a top of the line sports car with an empty, plastic piggy bank. #Fail.com''

    He quickly sent me his pic after.

    Too late. Me no interesta.

    Block.
  • PR_GMR

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    Jun 06, 2013 12:24 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidI have a feeling the OP would have met his match with me...icon_twisted.gif


    Prove it...and make a video of it for us all. :p
  • PR_GMR

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    Jun 06, 2013 12:33 PM GMT
    My latest Fail story: I had been talking to this dude on Manhunt for months. His profile always caught my eye. He was hot but not super-muscular or overly-tattoed. We exchanged messages often and he seemed interested.

    Things seemed to be developing for the past month or so. We exchanged phone numbers and would text each other. I would invite him to come over, and he almost did a couple of times. He's story seemed to be that he worked a lot in the NYC fashion industry and just was short of time.

    But, he never wanted to host. And I started to get suspicious. He also would never login at night or weekends. I started to suspect he had a boyfriend. Last week, after weeks of flirtatious and XXX rated texts, I made a last attempt and asked him out for a drink instead of just to come over. I said 'Im beginning to think you're a CIA assassin or you have a boyfriend.' I said..jokingly.

    He never responded to that message. I blocked him and deleted all text messages. It was just another case of 'He's not that into you' and I needed to stop myself or I would have kept chasing him.