HELP!! Anyone else's butt smell bad ALL THE TIME!?

  • WhoDey

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    May 30, 2013 8:38 PM GMT
    I think I have a problem...

    My ass smells bad all the time, and I'm scared to bottom or get rimmed because I think I will gross out my partner. Sure, Iwipe well, and I wash it daily, but maybe an hour after I wash, then I finger myself, my fingers smell disgusting. It really embarasses me, and it disrupts me from enjoying sex.

    I wonder if somebody else has that problem, and have any solutions? Should I spray my butt with body spray? I think I heard if girls have a smelly vagina, they should drink cranberry juice, I don't know if there is a solution for a man's butt. I don't think douching would help...
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    May 30, 2013 8:40 PM GMT
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    May 30, 2013 8:42 PM GMT
    Go get checked out by a doctor.
  • HottJoe

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    May 30, 2013 8:42 PM GMT
    RJ has gone seriously downhill.icon_evil.gif
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    May 30, 2013 8:44 PM GMT
    And for the love of god do not spray axe in your asshole!!!
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    May 30, 2013 8:46 PM GMT
    Do a search online. There are all sorts of uncomfortable theories - none that I'm going to be responsible for printing. icon_wink.gif
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    May 30, 2013 8:48 PM GMT
    P.S. Oh - and we need to see a picture of your ass if you want further advice - and a picture of everyone else's in this thread for comparison. I'll set up a website for the pictures.
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    May 30, 2013 8:50 PM GMT
    LOL. It IS the exit chute, ya' know. ROFL. Shit stinks. That's life.

    Hair removal will help with being clean and less odor.

    You can google this, but, if you stink your finger in your ass, it's going to stink. That's how shit smells. DOH.
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    May 30, 2013 8:51 PM GMT
    dudewithabeard saidAnd for the love of god do not spray axe in your asshole!!!

    Definitely not. Have a friend dab it with a Q-Tip.
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    May 30, 2013 8:52 PM GMT
    This thread reminds me of how much better a bidet is than loo roll. Although, I was hoping the three seashells from Demolition Man would have been invented by now.

    Anyway, you should go to a GUM / Sexual health clinic. They will know the answer. Also it stands to reason the other patients will be hotter than the average icon_razz.gif
  • AMoonHawk

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    May 30, 2013 8:54 PM GMT
    If you are getting a discharge, you probably have gonorrhea ... you can get it from being rimmed by someone that has gonorrhea in the mouth or tongue .... go to the health dept and get yourself checked
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    May 30, 2013 8:56 PM GMT
    Change up your diet so your poop doesn't smell as bad, shave your ass hair(never tried this, but I heard it's extremely uncomfortable when the hairs grows back), and wash your ass thoroughly.
  • WhoDey

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    May 30, 2013 9:06 PM GMT
    Thanks for the advice guys.

    1. No discharge

    2. I'd guess I am below average in hair in my ass, so not sure if that makes a difference

    3. I'd love to change my diet, but what could I eat to make it not smell as bad?

    4. I guess I could go to a clinic, but not sure if they specialize in "smelly ass"

    I understand it being the exit point, but when I top and play with another guy's ass, I can't remember being grossed out by the smell (well maybe once). Do other bottoms have the same problem?
  • AMoonHawk

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    May 30, 2013 9:11 PM GMT
    If you can slip your finger up your ass without lube ... then you may have a discharge, that's why it is slick going in
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    May 30, 2013 9:13 PM GMT
    WhoDey saidThanks for the advice guys.

    1. No discharge

    2. I'd guess I am below average in hair in my ass, so not sure if that makes a difference

    3. I'd love to change my diet, but what could I eat to make it not smell as bad?

    4. I guess I could go to a clinic, but not sure if they specialize in "smelly ass"

    I understand it being the exit point, but when I top and play with another guy's ass, I can't remember being grossed out by the smell (well maybe once). Do other bottoms have the same problem?


    1&2. Not my area of expertise
    3. A vegetarian diet will make your turds smell delightful
    4. They specialise in anything you wouldn't want your parents to find out about!
  • Varanus

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    May 30, 2013 10:47 PM GMT
    Ummm lets see?..maybe wash that dirty ass of yours and you wont have a problem.
    Its called a douche, there's many a different type but they all do the same thing wash out your dirty ass.
    Some people are so ignorant and beyond plain stupidity it amazes me.
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    May 30, 2013 11:10 PM GMT
    lawd, i'ma pray fo yo ass. (pun intended)

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  • Rhi_Bran

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    May 30, 2013 11:12 PM GMT
    You would think, wouldn't you, that this guy would have discreetly searched for an answer on Google before posting such a question for all to see?
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    May 30, 2013 11:17 PM GMT
    WhoDeyI think I have a problem...

    My ass smells bad all the time, and I'm scared to bottom or get rimmed because I think I will gross out my partner. Sure, Iwipe well, and I wash it daily, but maybe an hour after I wash, then I finger myself, my fingers smell disgusting. It really embarasses me, and it disrupts me from enjoying sex.

    I wonder if somebody else has that problem, and have any solutions? Should I spray my butt with body spray? I think I heard if girls have a smelly vagina, they should drink cranberry juice, I don't know if there is a solution for a man's butt. I don't think douching would help...


    Is your butt not supposed to stink after you finger yourself? icon_eek.gif
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    May 30, 2013 11:29 PM GMT
    I'm sorry that this is a concern for you; I'm sure there's nothing seriously wrong. As that guy said earlier - it's your arse, it's gonna pong.

    But this thread is amazing! Best ever!
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    May 30, 2013 11:32 PM GMT
    Febreze

    That crack.
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    May 31, 2013 12:08 AM GMT
    If you stick your fingers in, then yeah they are gonna smell. Only serious inside cleaning (douching) will get rid of it.

    It may be hard to tell, but do you sweat a lot "down there" That may be part of it.

    In theory, as long as you don't take a dump, and don't sweat much, it shouldn't smell too much, and should stay relatively clean. I'd try the shaving thing. Hair can definitely maintain smell.
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    May 31, 2013 12:12 AM GMT
    you need to change your dieticon_lol.gif
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    May 31, 2013 12:17 AM GMT
    HottJoe saidRJ has gone seriously downhill.icon_evil.gif
    I love downhill mountain biking, but RJ's version of downhill is more like an asteroid careening to earth at a velocity too high to be measured by current technology.