Angry Goat Terrorizes Town

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    May 30, 2013 11:39 PM GMT


    icon_lol.gif I can't stop laughing
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    May 31, 2013 2:04 AM GMT
    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA DYING!!!!!!!! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    May 31, 2013 2:08 AM GMT
    Dude he was pissed about somethin lmao


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    May 31, 2013 2:08 AM GMT
    What the hell did they do to the goat to make him so mad
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    May 31, 2013 2:09 AM GMT
    That goat is gonna make someone a nice mutton dinner.
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    May 31, 2013 2:19 AM GMT
    I would just wrestled that goat to the ground and choke hold him.
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    May 31, 2013 2:30 AM GMT
    Part of me wants to laugh, and another part feels terror. I don't know what I would have done if I was in that situation. icon_confused.gif
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    May 31, 2013 2:31 AM GMT
    I wish we could make this goat MOTD! icon_lol.gif
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    May 31, 2013 2:40 AM GMT
    Hilarious! icon_lol.gif

    Goat can kick ass! I love the way it's little cowbell was dinging as it was laying down the law.
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    May 31, 2013 2:46 AM GMT
    "Get this damn bell off my neck before I fuck you up!"
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    May 31, 2013 3:11 AM GMT
    The goat's only able to do this because the people don't want to hurt it, and damage valuable livestock. Anyone could have decked the goat in a second, but they give way to its natural aggressiveness in order not to harm it. I actually found it a nice indication of how tolerant humans can be of dumb creatures.
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    May 31, 2013 3:12 AM GMT
    I feel like this goat and grumpy cat would get along great! icon_lol.gif
  • MikeW

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    May 31, 2013 3:24 AM GMT
    In the present, even irate goats get their 15 minutes of fame.
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    May 31, 2013 3:28 AM GMT
    MikeW saidIn the present, even irate goats get their 15 minutes of fame.

    LOL! I like that! icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 31, 2013 4:03 AM GMT
    HAHA!
    They're just so helpless in the face of this goat.. : P
    The people in that town must hear that bell in their nightmares.
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    May 31, 2013 4:12 AM GMT
    I didn't know you could video this thing. Well, will you look at that. Someone uploaded a youtube of an RJ thread. It's so lifelike. The special effects bell around the neck is a nice touch. I wonder how that would work in cyberspace.
  • TheiKevin

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    May 31, 2013 4:21 AM GMT
    Lol! Had to show my mom.
  • winwin

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    May 31, 2013 4:42 AM GMT
    Too funny but that is not a goat. That is an angry sheep (ram if it's a male which I think it is from what I could see from the video). I grew up with farm animals and they can get quite aggressive. I remember one time when one of our sheep head butted my younger brother who was 10 at the time right in his butt and he went flying 10 feet up in the air.
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    May 31, 2013 4:48 AM GMT
    I thought you were talking about Paris Hilton?
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    May 31, 2013 1:29 PM GMT
    ART_DECO saidThe goat's only able to do this because the people don't want to hurt it . . .


    Victim of goat attack here. All in all, I would have to rate the experience as rather unpleasant. We used to drive out into the country to a restaurant that had a small petting zoo. One visit, I was leaving with a sack of squash muffins that we hadn't consumed at the table; turns out the goat was loose in the parking lot. Goat went after muffins. I put muffins on roof of car. Goat began pummeling roof of car with hooves. I'm yelling, "BAD GOAT! GET DOWN!" Friends are doubled over laughing. One of them shouts (from a safe distance), "That goat's not going to listen to you--yer talking to it like it's a dawg!" Just then, goat rears up and hoofs me in the balls on the way down. icon_eek.gif One so-called "friend" actually wet himself a little. . .
  • wander2340

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    May 31, 2013 1:38 PM GMT
    I was crying I laughed so hard. Thanks for sharing!!!
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    May 31, 2013 1:45 PM GMT
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    ART_DECO saidThe goat's only able to do this because the people don't want to hurt it . . .


    Victim of goat attack here. All in all, I would have to rate the experience as rather unpleasant. We used to drive out into the country to a restaurant that had a small petting zoo. One visit, I was leaving with a sack of squash muffins that we hadn't consumed at the table; turns out the goat was loose in the parking lot. Goat went after muffins. I put muffins on roof of car. Goat began pummeling roof of car with hooves. I'm yelling, "BAD GOAT! GET DOWN!" Friends are doubled over laughing. One of them shouts (from a safe distance), "That goat's not going to listen to you--yer talking to it like it's a dawg!" Just then, goat rears up and hoofs me in the balls on the way down. icon_eek.gif One so-called "friend" actually wet himself a little. . .

    Funny story! And I'll back away if a much smaller goose comes after me, too, they can get really nasty. But it's because I know I can't reason with it, my only other alternative being to injure it, which I could easily do. Just like these people could have kicked that goat hard, or grabbed something to hit it.

    But most people will avoid harming an animal if they can, realizing it's a creature of instinct, not real intent. And the residents of that community probably understand the value of healthy livestock, and so the unruly goat gets a pass. At least that's how I would interpret this scene.

    "BAD GOAT! GET DOWN!" LOL!
  • Christoforos

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    Jun 01, 2013 4:03 AM GMT
    It's not angry. It's mental. You all are going to hell for laughing.
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    Jun 01, 2013 4:26 AM GMT
    What you do is you find a piece of plywood or a frying pan once your hear about said ram. You feed him and be nice and respectful. But if it goes to head-but you... pull out that plank of plywood or that pan....