May 30, 2013 11:39 PM GMT
I can't stop laughing
MikeW saidIn the present, even irate goats get their 15 minutes of fame.
ART_DECO saidThe goat's only able to do this because the people don't want to hurt it . . .
JDuderrr saidART_DECO saidThe goat's only able to do this because the people don't want to hurt it . . .
Victim of goat attack here. All in all, I would have to rate the experience as rather unpleasant. We used to drive out into the country to a restaurant that had a small petting zoo. One visit, I was leaving with a sack of squash muffins that we hadn't consumed at the table; turns out the goat was loose in the parking lot. Goat went after muffins. I put muffins on roof of car. Goat began pummeling roof of car with hooves. I'm yelling, "BAD GOAT! GET DOWN!" Friends are doubled over laughing. One of them shouts (from a safe distance), "That goat's not going to listen to you--yer talking to it like it's a dawg!" Just then, goat rears up and hoofs me in the balls on the way down. One so-called "friend" actually wet himself a little. . .