Makeshift dildos

  • Florida_guy

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    May 31, 2013 10:02 PM GMT
    So i'm sure i'm not the only one who has experimented with inserting random objects down there. Ha. I thought it would be humorous for people to say the weirdest/strangest thing they've placed up their butt. Try not to be too mean to others. I'm aware i'll probably get hammered for that. Ha.

    Mine is an uncooked corn on the cob. icon_wink.gif
  • HottJoe

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    May 31, 2013 10:14 PM GMT
    You should've cooked it. It would've been hot.icon_razz.gif
  • Florida_guy

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    May 31, 2013 10:18 PM GMT
    Hahah. I wasn't trying to burn my insides. icon_eek.gif
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    May 31, 2013 10:25 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidYou should've cooked it. It would've been hot.icon_razz.gif
    I see what you did there!
  • comical44

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    May 31, 2013 10:27 PM GMT
    Im not even embarassed but YEARS ago I took a carrot and carved a penis shape out of it....
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    May 31, 2013 10:29 PM GMT
    Support the economy... Just buy one. Geeze, lol.
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    May 31, 2013 10:30 PM GMT
    I have never done that so will just post this esoteric pic because I KNOW he put something unwelcome up there.

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  • Florida_guy

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    May 31, 2013 10:39 PM GMT
    comical44 saidIm not even embarassed but YEARS ago I took a carrot and carved a penis shape out of it....


    I don't understand how you can carve a carrot into a penis. Ha. But hot nonetheless.
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    May 31, 2013 10:41 PM GMT
    What the heck is that?! Is that a backside of a chicken?!
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    May 31, 2013 10:45 PM GMT
    Florida_guy said
    comical44 saidIm not even embarassed but YEARS ago I took a carrot and carved a penis shape out of it....


    I don't understand how you can carve a carrot into a penis. Ha. But hot nonetheless.


    I would imagne the thicker end was carved into the head
  • jacksingh42

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    May 31, 2013 11:12 PM GMT
    I once used the handle of a hairbrush lol but it felt sooo good!! :p
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    Jun 01, 2013 1:05 AM GMT
    Florida_guy saidSo i'm sure i'm not the only one who has experimented with inserting random objects down there. Ha. I thought it would be humorous for people to say the weirdest/strangest thing they've placed up their butt. Try not to be too mean to others. I'm aware i'll probably get hammered for that. Ha.

    Mine is an uncooked corn on the cob. icon_wink.gif


    Make sure that whatever you experiment with, put it in a couple of rubbers or some other "wrap" that allows you to extract the object if it breaks or if you "lose it".

    For more girth and a smoother ride, put it inside of a sock, then inside of a couple of layers of rubbers.

    Avoid anything glass, sharp, or pointed.
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    Jun 01, 2013 1:11 AM GMT
    I had a friend whose girlfriend was a nurse. She would
    tell lots of stories about guys coming in and actually trying to convince her that...

    "I fell on a bottle and can't get it out."
    ...or...
    "I fell on some beads and I can't get them out. "

    Why are straight men so clumsy?
    (har)

    Oh... Merry Christmas!

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    Jun 01, 2013 1:14 AM GMT
    Why settle for a makeshift dildo when you can have a stick shift dildo?

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    Jun 01, 2013 2:24 PM GMT
    Florida_guy saidSo i'm sure i'm not the only one who has experimented with inserting random objects down there. Ha. I thought it would be humorous for people to say the weirdest/strangest thing they've placed up their butt. Try not to be too mean to others. I'm aware i'll probably get hammered for that. Ha.

    Mine is an uncooked corn on the cob. icon_wink.gif


    Best of all is when you are done playing, you can cook it and have it for lunch! Mmmmm....that's GOOD eatin'.
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    Jun 01, 2013 3:12 PM GMT
    Whatever happened to good old fashioned fingers?...
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    Jun 01, 2013 4:13 PM GMT
    alex246 saidWhatever happened to good ol. So i hear.fashioned fingers?...


    Do you know how hard it is to get your own finger up your ass... er... so I hear.

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    Jun 03, 2013 3:27 PM GMT
    I just put a condom over my hand and stick my whole hand up there
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    Jun 03, 2013 9:14 PM GMT
    For me it really was an umbrella in a condom. No silly jokes please..icon_redface.gif

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  • Florida_guy

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    Jun 04, 2013 6:19 PM GMT
    asexen saidFor me it really was an umbrella in a condom. No silly jokes please..icon_redface.gif

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    That is REALLY hot! I would love to watch that.icon_twisted.gif
  • came2getdown

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    Jun 29, 2013 5:20 AM GMT
    Hillie said
    Florida_guy said
    comical44 saidIm not even embarassed but YEARS ago I took a carrot and carved a penis shape out of it....


    I don't understand how you can carve a carrot into a penis. Ha. But hot nonetheless.


    I would imagne the thicker end was carved into the head

    That's how I've done it in the past (many times). It actually feels great but if you're considering it - always use a condom! I read on some medical website that you can contract some kind of bizarre infection from vegetables when using them for that.icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 29, 2013 7:21 AM GMT
    I got out my old ring around the nosy game the other day. they worked very well for a dildo

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    Jun 29, 2013 7:48 AM GMT
    Broom handle FTW.
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    Jun 29, 2013 2:11 PM GMT
    Toilet plunger handle...with a condom.
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    Jun 30, 2013 10:47 PM GMT
    Sharpie... with a condom.