The Gay Testament

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    Jun 02, 2013 1:27 AM GMT
    Nothing against the present bible (at the moment) but since so many gays want to be religious and can't reconcile to the latest translations, I think it's time for the "new and improved" testament.
    (I'm actually being serious.)
    I believe in God but I don't believe God decided to make his word known through a book that would need to be translated over and over again - and if Theists mistakenly choose the wrong translation... well... they'll just have to rot in hell.
    Ridiculous.
    I'm not sure how to approach this.
    The Gospel according to St Gabe - oy! ???
    We also need a children's book about the Story of Ruth (one of the lesbians in the bible). I could easily do the artwork for that.
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    Jun 02, 2013 1:38 AM GMT
    Now we just need a hot new gay Jesus who's hung.
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    Jun 02, 2013 1:40 AM GMT
    Agreed.
    You're on the cover.
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    Jun 02, 2013 2:14 AM GMT
    This title might be of interest:

    http://www.amazon.com/Torah-Queeries-Weekly-Commentaries-Hebrew/dp/0814720129
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    Jun 02, 2013 2:24 AM GMT
    Back when I attended Metropoitan Community Church, I heard talk about a gender-neutral version of the bible. Maybe it's finished by now.

    http://mccchurch.org/
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    Jun 02, 2013 3:52 AM GMT
    wyrln saidBack when I attended Metropoitan Community Church, I heard talk about a gender-neutral version of the bible. Maybe it's finished by now.

    http://mccchurch.org/


    Interesting... But why?
    Seriously speaking, God Him/Her/Itself could not be a male, having been around before the creation of genitals, but men, women, and their interactions are an important part of spirituality.
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    Jun 02, 2013 5:16 AM GMT
    http://queenjamesbible.com/