Jmusmc85's search for a sugar daddy!!! (My attempt to give back to the gay community)

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    Jun 06, 2013 11:49 PM GMT
    It's come to my attention that my dream of become a professional twerqer won't be coming true. Plus with my gym membership, student loans, Manhunt subscription and addiction to Pollo Tropical, the bills have been piling up.

    So I've come here to ask you losers....errrr... I mean gentlemen, for help in finding a sugar daddy.

    Please apply here with a brief description of yourself, occupation, and penis size. Nobody with children or bottoms need apply.

    One lucky winner will chosen to help a veteran in need. I will provide you with hours in entertainment as you will get to see me eat a banana in one bite, answer most Jeopardy questions correctly, and stuff my face with Nutella straight outta the jar.

    Hurry!!! Post now!!!icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 06, 2013 11:49 PM GMT
    if i had one i would share
    jk get ur own
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    Jun 07, 2013 12:17 AM GMT
    If you're serious, just go to a gay karaoke bar...many sugar daddies to be found.






    (something I discovered, though didn't partake in, in my 20's)
  • HottJoe

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    Jun 07, 2013 12:53 AM GMT
    If I was twice as old, and single, and rich, and a top, then I would gladly be your sugar daddy. You had me at swallowing a banana in one bite.icon_razz.gif
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jun 07, 2013 1:01 AM GMT
    All the sugar daddy wanna be's I know are probably broker than you and would probably just try to pimp your ass off.icon_evil.gif
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    Jun 07, 2013 1:14 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidAll the sugar daddy wanna be's I know are probably broker than you and would probably just try to pimp your ass off.icon_evil.gif


    Hmm, I could always use some extra cash...
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    Jun 07, 2013 1:28 AM GMT
    Sorry. You're to old.
  • HottJoe

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    Jun 07, 2013 1:56 AM GMT
    bhp91126 saidSorry. You're to old.


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    I'm shocked!!! OP, are you going to let him get away with this????icon_surprised.gif
  • kevmoran

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    Jun 07, 2013 3:24 AM GMT
    This bitch is past her prime, 28 in gay years is like 57. I'd like to direct all rich eyes to my private photos, thx.
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    Jun 07, 2013 3:29 AM GMT
    Is Ian McKellen single? I dont know if he is a bottom though.

    Sorry one more thing, usually the $100 Jeopardy questions are pretty easy anyways. If you can get those Daily Doubles, i'll be impressed.
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    Jun 07, 2013 3:29 AM GMT
    lolno saidThis bitch is past her prime, 28 in gay years is like 57. I'd like to direct all rich eyes to my private photos, thx.


    on the upside though, he's old enough to have a legitimate relationship with a wealthy older man.
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    Jun 07, 2013 3:32 AM GMT
    Do you have to be old...what if you are young and rich?
  • kevmoran

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    Jun 07, 2013 3:33 AM GMT
    RoadsterRacer87 said
    lolno saidThis bitch is past her prime, 28 in gay years is like 57. I'd like to direct all rich eyes to my private photos, thx.


    on the upside though, he's old enough to have a legitimate relationship with a wealthy older man.

    Gays in legitimate relationships?!?!?! What is that!!?
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    Jun 07, 2013 3:36 AM GMT
    I'm looking for a sugar son.
  • kevmoran

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    Jun 07, 2013 3:38 AM GMT
    Alpha13 saidI'm looking for a sugar son.

    I've got over $30 in my bank account icon_wink.gif
  • Suetonius

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    Jun 07, 2013 3:45 AM GMT
    RadRTT saidDo you have to be old...what if you are young and rich?

    Older, anyway. A guy with the outward appearance of maturity. Money does not necessarily imply stability. Jmusc probably wouldn't want a dad who is going to want a new "son" every other month.
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    Jun 07, 2013 3:48 AM GMT
    lolno said
    Alpha13 saidI'm looking for a sugar son.

    I've got over $30 in my bank account icon_wink.gif


    feh, i've got $600
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    Jun 07, 2013 4:00 AM GMT
    Taking into account your size, limited mental acuity, and desperate need for attention and validation from others, adoption might be route for you.

    You could easily pass yourself off as a poor wittle waif in need of wuv.

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    Jun 07, 2013 4:24 AM GMT
    I'll be your splenda daddy. All the appearance with none of the actual wealth!
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    Jun 07, 2013 4:26 AM GMT
    Best. Thread. Ever.
  • HottJoe

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    Jun 07, 2013 4:29 AM GMT
    Elusium saidTaking into account your size, limited mental acuity, and desperate need for attention and validation from others, adoption might be route for you.

    You could easily pass yourself off as a poor wittle waif in need of wuv.

    90248921d5ry-top.jpg.jpg


    That's racist.
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    Jun 07, 2013 4:42 AM GMT
    You have not answered the question....can he be young and rich...instead of old and rich.
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    Jun 07, 2013 4:46 AM GMT
    RadRTT saidYou have not answered the question....can he be young and rich...instead of old and rich.


    Yes'em.
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    Jun 07, 2013 4:46 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    RadRTT saidYou have not answered the question....can he be young and rich...instead of old and rich.


    Yes'em.
    Alright, I will still pass!!!!! icon_biggrin.gif
  • kevmoran

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    Jun 07, 2013 4:47 AM GMT
    RadRTT saidYou have not answered the question....can he be young and rich...instead of old and rich.

    Depends who's money it is. If it's papa's money, then I'm just gonna date his dad.