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  • Delivis

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    Oct 30, 2008 7:25 PM GMT
    "I was standing there wondering why a frizebee appears larger the closer it gets....and then it hit me." Francis Collins
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    Oct 30, 2008 9:13 PM GMT
    lol icon_lol.gif

    here's another:

    If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler
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    Oct 31, 2008 8:10 AM GMT
    "What is to give light must endure burning." -- Viktor Frankl
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    Oct 31, 2008 9:57 AM GMT
    "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
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    Oct 31, 2008 9:18 PM GMT
    What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains. ~Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire, 1947
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    Nov 01, 2008 3:28 PM GMT
    Delivis said"I was standing there wondering why a frizebee appears larger the closer it gets....and then it hit me." Francis Collins


    And thus originated the theory of the Doppler Effect as he saw red flash before his eyes, seconds before everything went black.
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    Nov 02, 2008 11:05 AM GMT
    There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" ~Dustin Hoffman
  • GQjock

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    Nov 02, 2008 11:11 AM GMT
    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Anonymous possibly dead
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    Nov 02, 2008 11:21 AM GMT
    Judge: What was the last book you read and what did you learn from it?
    Margaret Cho: 'Everybody Poops' -- And I learned that everybody poops.

    -The Cho Show
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    Nov 02, 2008 2:21 PM GMT


    "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotamy."
    -Dorothy Parker

    "I'm so goddamn horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me"
    -Tom Waits
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    Nov 02, 2008 3:00 PM GMT
    Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend. "I had a great time with... them." Great! Now they don't think you're queer - just a big slut! ~Judy Carter
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    Nov 02, 2008 3:21 PM GMT
    When the end of the world comes I want to be in Cincinnati because Cincinnati is ten years behind the rest of the world. ---Mark Twain