What do you THINK about to make your PENIS go down when you need to PEE?

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    Jun 07, 2013 11:35 PM GMT
    Best. Topic. Ever. icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 07, 2013 11:40 PM GMT
    Pro tip: to get rid of of an erection quickly flex your leg muscles and hold.

    I had to learn this quickly in school because I kept getting in trouble for accidentally flipping desks over due to sudden erections. icon_redface.gif
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    Jun 07, 2013 11:57 PM GMT
    some of the people on this website
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    Jun 08, 2013 12:49 AM GMT
    I once saw the naked backside of an eighty year old woman. icon_confused.gif That's what I think about.
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    Jun 08, 2013 12:51 AM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidPro tip: to get rid of of an erection quickly flex your leg muscles and hold.

    I had to learn this quickly in school because I kept getting in trouble for accidentally flipping desks over due to sudden erections. icon_redface.gif


    Omg thank you so much! I get a boner every fucking time I sit for more than 10 minutes.
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    Jun 08, 2013 12:53 AM GMT
    Yo momma.
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    Jun 08, 2013 12:54 AM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidPro tip: to get rid of of an erection quickly flex your leg muscles and hold.

    I had to learn this quickly in school because I kept getting in trouble for accidentally flipping desks over due to sudden erections. icon_redface.gif
    What if someone gropes your leg muscles while you flex them. Wouldn't that make it hard again?
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    Jun 08, 2013 1:23 AM GMT
    Not possible when seconds count.
    Your only option is to "hump the bowl" like a gymnist.

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    Jun 08, 2013 1:31 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    JumpMan_Josh saidPro tip: to get rid of of an erection quickly flex your leg muscles and hold.

    I had to learn this quickly in school because I kept getting in trouble for accidentally flipping desks over due to sudden erections. icon_redface.gif
    What if someone gropes your leg muscles while you flex them. Wouldn't that make it hard again?


    Okay you win haha!
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    Jun 08, 2013 1:32 AM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidPro tip: to get rid of of an erection quickly flex your leg muscles and hold.
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    That's odd, because seeing someone flex their leg muscles gives me a boner.
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    Jun 08, 2013 1:44 AM GMT
    Totally laughed when I saw this topic because this happens ALL the time...

    The worst is when it happens when you wake up in the morning, because thinking of other things doesn't seem to work. As a result, I usually end up contorting myself in unnatural positions to aim correctly. icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 08, 2013 3:41 AM GMT
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    Jun 08, 2013 3:43 AM GMT
    Step out on the porch and pee over the railing.
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    Jun 08, 2013 3:44 AM GMT
    Push down on the very base of your cock and it'll angle down comfortably.
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    Jun 08, 2013 3:48 AM GMT
    Sit down and lean waaay forward.
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    Jun 08, 2013 3:52 AM GMT
    Matiz saidPush down on the very base of your cock and it'll angle down comfortably.
    not mine icon_cry.gif
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    Jun 08, 2013 3:52 AM GMT
    aha omg, this is the best thread ever!
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    Jun 08, 2013 3:56 AM GMT
    Helios69 saidoldsters.jpg

    these hot chicks trying to get into your pants LOOL
  • kevmoran

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    Jun 08, 2013 4:04 AM GMT
    You could also do the weird bendy maneuver that I have to do every morning. I mean when you have an 18 incher, you have to make sacrifices.

    ... boys icon_wink.gif
  • JohnDoe9688

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    Jun 08, 2013 4:16 AM GMT
    No lie...I actually say the "Our Father"

    ...and it works almost every time
  • Kairr

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    Jun 08, 2013 4:18 AM GMT
    Matiz saidPush down on the very base of your cock and it'll angle down comfortably.


    Not for the ones who have theirs curved upward...

    On the contrary, people who curve downward don't have such problem......
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    Jun 08, 2013 4:27 AM GMT
  • mybud

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    Jun 08, 2013 4:38 AM GMT
    Sister Michael Mary, she'd eat her burgers while in class...works like a charm.
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    Jun 08, 2013 5:01 AM GMT
    showme saidSit down and lean waaay forward.



    And if you don't lean far enough the tip of your penis may touch the porcelain undercarriage, which is not cool. icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 08, 2013 5:02 AM GMT
    Kairr said
    Matiz saidPush down on the very base of your cock and it'll angle down comfortably.


    Not for the ones who have theirs curved upward...

    On the contrary, people who curve downward don't have such problem......


    There are people who have penises that curve downward? Oh my, I never knew.