What's up with straight guys?

  • SinfulWays

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    Jun 09, 2013 6:36 PM GMT
    I live on a military base and I constantly hear theses straight macho guys make jokes about guys sucking each others cocks, guys getting fucked in the ass, guys cummin on each other, and a plethora of gay sexual activities. But they are THE BIGGEST HOMOPHOBES ON THIS PLANET!!! I suspect that they all have a few skeletons in their closet and or they fantasize about having a hot guy blow them or fuck them..What is your take on this?
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    Jun 09, 2013 7:18 PM GMT
    That's how it was when I was in the US Navy back in the late 70s. I don't know if it was or is specific to the Navy or if they do it in the Air Force and/or Army. The talk was like getting a blow job was ok, giving one meant you were gay.

    I'm not sure I ever figured out what the history behind it was. Unlike the sort of "live for today and don't worry about tomorrow" attitude/joking that was prevalent; that I think comes from the concept that in the military you could die at any moment during a war.
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    Jun 09, 2013 7:43 PM GMT
    This thread has potential.icon_surprised.gificon_razz.gif
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    Jun 09, 2013 8:02 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidThis thread has potential.icon_surprised.gificon_razz.gif


    More like "Oh, this thread again... icon_neutral.gif"
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    Jun 09, 2013 9:33 PM GMT
    I think homosexuality is the forbidden fruit of any straight guy. They are curious, but think it is bad. Sometimes curiosity gets the better of them.
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    Jun 09, 2013 9:53 PM GMT
    i think it's funny when straight guys talk about sucking dick and stuff. better than them talking about banging girls or whatever. i have nothing in common with that lol.
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    Jun 09, 2013 10:03 PM GMT
    I think there will be a day when straight dudes get over their insecurities. I mean, if straight women can get all touchy feely and occasionally make out when drunk, so can straight guys. It's just a matter of time. icon_biggrin.gif

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/1938441
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    Jun 09, 2013 10:28 PM GMT
    As I mentioned in the no-homo thread, straight men do this often. In my present job, the come-ons and "I love you" declarations are endless. The hugging and "no homo" remarks come every day. Every time the handsome young man next to me bends down to plug in his charger, I yell, "Help! help! He's trying to stick his head between my legs again!"
    This kid also endlessly asks me to feel his muscles to judge his progress at the gym. One time he asked me to feel how soft his hair was. I said, "Back off gay boy." (Gay or straight I'm not inclined to do that in front of people).
    Another time he learned up against me with his finger in his pocket so I'd think he was putting his bonner on me.
    Two of the guys that left were the worst. Every time I left my desk, I'd come back to find a drawing of a penis with my name on it.
    (On Christmas, I made them each lovely origami penis snowflakes.)
    I couldn't find a phone number for my boss last week. He asked me "Have you tried 69?"
    I said, "Are you coming on to me?"
    The stories are endless. I find this all great fun unless I'm with a bunch of guys that have no imagination. It's embarrassing when guys thinking yelling "suck my cock" all day makes them badass.