If you had to testify against the guy ABOVE you in RJ court, what would their charges be, what would be the evidence, and what would you say.

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    Jun 10, 2013 1:06 AM GMT
    GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • RaggedyMan

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    Jun 10, 2013 1:11 AM GMT
    horrible fashion sense. his jam-packed closet full of under armor shirts and borrowed ties. id probably say something on the lines of "um, ya thats him. take that bitch to jail."
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    Jun 10, 2013 1:19 AM GMT
    Indecent Exposure.

    There are plenty of videos and pictures of this man running amuck through the city flashing his man pieces to those around.

    What would I say? 'My time to judge you, bitch- GUILTY!'
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    Jun 10, 2013 1:21 AM GMT
    He wouldn't put out...charging him with imposing sexual frustration. Evidence via DNA test. I'd say he anti-raped me.
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    Jun 10, 2013 1:32 AM GMT
    I'd bring the fashion police to the stand
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    Jun 10, 2013 2:25 AM GMT
    Neight saidI'd bring the fashion police to the stand
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  • HottJoe

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    Jun 10, 2013 3:08 AM GMT
    He'd be charged with with assaulting members of Congress with supersoakers filled with urine. The evidence would be that he used his own urine after drinking a whole twelve pack. I would have him plead insanity.
  • HottJoe

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    Jun 11, 2013 4:56 PM GMT
    ^^^arrested for shameless attention whoring and starting pissing contests with masc bros. Will represent himself. Pleads he has every right to be a shit stirring attention slut, because free speech is protected in the Bill of Rights.
  • Kazachok

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    Jun 11, 2013 6:37 PM GMT
    The charge would be conspiring to release millions of cubic metres of nitrous oxide through the drains in a city. Motive: not yet known.
    My testimony would include seeing him laughing all the time, and the fact that no dentist has nitrous oxide anymore.
  • HottJoe

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    Jun 11, 2013 7:57 PM GMT
    Charged with vehicular homicide. I'll argue that he was driven to madness by all his pictures being sideways.
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    Jun 11, 2013 9:46 PM GMT
    HottJoe is charged with Money Laundering.

    The testimony is that he was seen giving Cash a sponge bath after naked bingo last Sunday evening at Clay's house. There is also video evidence to be submitted.

    Jury verdict = guilty

    Sentence: Volunteer as a mentor to reform RJ trolls.
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    Jun 12, 2013 3:12 AM GMT
    Quest is charged with Indecent Exposure.

    At approximately 7:00pm on June 11th, the defendant was at the gym, making eye contact with a cute 32 year old who was seductively cleaning an elliptical machine with disinfectant spray. They made eye contact and smiled at one another, as bad Britney Spears music played on the speakers overhead. Approximately 15 minutes later, the defendant once again encountered the buff Southerner in the men's shower. The defendant- Quest - "accidentally" dropped his towel as the gentleman was in view, exposing his manhood to the delighted young man. The man's boyfriend witnessed the altercation, screamed "whore!!" and bitch-slapped the defendant. The gent's boyfriend called the cops, cited indecent exposure, and is now suing for irreparable damage to his relationship (his man now keeps shouting the name John during sex).

    Verdict... The jury is out pending further inquiry. Quest must expose himself to dc0776 to determine if the exposure was truly indecent.


    ...end transmission

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    Jun 12, 2013 4:14 AM GMT
    Racketeering.

    And I'd say guilty