Embarassing things you do when no one is looking...

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    Jun 10, 2013 8:19 PM GMT
    Things we do when no one is watching is exactly who we are. Share those things you do when no one is watching you.....

    ..... I scratch my balls and smell my hands.... Ive caught myself doing this alot of timesicon_lol.gif
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    Jun 10, 2013 8:28 PM GMT
    When I'm jogging along the side of the road and my running buddies calls me and I run into a stop signicon_lol.gificon_redface.gif
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    Jun 10, 2013 8:31 PM GMT
    Pick my nose. Loud satisfying farts.
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    Jun 10, 2013 8:35 PM GMT
    Big brother (or Uncle?) is always watching. icon_eek.gif

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    Jun 10, 2013 8:36 PM GMT
    Buy drugs. Use drugs. Puke drugs. Write indecent posts.
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    Jun 10, 2013 8:37 PM GMT
    I lick the bowl.

    And if someone's looking I feel cheated.

    Usually it's the dog.
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    Jun 10, 2013 8:40 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidBig brother (or Uncle?) is always watching. icon_eek.gif

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    Can you imagine all the possible things big brother does as no one can see him?icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 10, 2013 8:41 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidBuy drugs. Use drugs. Puke drugs. Write indecent posts.


    We still love you hot Joe..... Get well soonicon_lol.gif
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    Jun 10, 2013 8:51 PM GMT
    theantijock saidI lick the bowl.

    And if someone's looking I feel cheated.

    Usually it's the dog.


    For a moment I thought you meant the toilet bowl, and the dog's wondering why you're licking his water bowl.
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    Jun 10, 2013 8:53 PM GMT
    ZEGNA_87 said
    paulflexes saidBig brother (or Uncle?) is always watching. icon_eek.gif

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    Can you imagine all the possible things big brother does as no one can see him?icon_eek.gif
    Like "buying" pre-teen boys as sex slaves? Yeah, I can only imagine...
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    Jun 11, 2013 12:57 AM GMT
    can one believe it?
    i got my first BJ by my boyfriend on the street @ 12 night.

    i enjoyed kissing him ,everytime we were alone & no vehicle nearby.


    itll be in my memory forever ,
    im fallin' for him
    we stay with each other from 11 to 2 of even 3.30 at night, it feels so bad to see him leave me & go back

    we're in dating phase ,but im getting so used to being charmed by sweetie pie
  • NeuralShock

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    Jun 11, 2013 12:59 AM GMT
    Fart like crazy. Protein farts to top it off.
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    Jun 11, 2013 1:55 AM GMT
    I pull my hair out. And then build a pile of hair on my desk. Every now and then someone catches me and stares at the pile of hair, and I cover it with a book or something. I only throw it away when the pile is large enough to make a small wig for a barbie. Is that weird?
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    Jun 11, 2013 1:56 AM GMT
    Go On RealJock and participate in forums...

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    Jun 11, 2013 1:58 AM GMT
    I recite and act out the entire Jesse Spano freakout scene.

  • 24hourguy

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    Jun 11, 2013 2:06 AM GMT
    Vogue
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    Jun 11, 2013 2:06 AM GMT
    hellass saidI recite and act out the entire Jesse Spano freakout scene.


    OMG. I do that too. Also, I recite Emily Dickinson.
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    Jun 11, 2013 2:07 AM GMT
    I went to a McDonalds tonight.

    Have not been in one in YEARS.

    There is a whole culture of people who frequent the place.

    The woman in front of Me - whose EXTREMELY hyper-active child is mere months from being a legal statistic - actually got into a fight over the toy that was served with the Happy Meal.

    It was a plastic piece of crap worth about 11 cents.

    I ordered a double quarter pounder with cheese and a large order of fries.

    I will probably be dead by morning.

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    Jun 11, 2013 2:09 AM GMT
    Cash saidI went to a McDonalds tonight.


    Heh, I can instantly gross out my friends by telling them that I love Kentucky Fried Chicken, original recipe, and I only get thighs, the meat with the most fat. But I do restrict myself to only once every 4 weeks.

    Pure heaven for the taste buds.
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    Jun 11, 2013 2:12 AM GMT
    Chew with my mouth open

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    lol


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    Jun 11, 2013 2:15 AM GMT
    Cash saidI went to a McDonalds tonight.

    Have not been in one in YEARS.

    There is a whole culture of people who frequent the place.

    The woman in front of Me - whose EXTREMELY hyper-active child is mere months from being a legal statistic - actually got into a fight over the toy that was served with the Happy Meal.

    It was a plastic piece of crap worth about 11 cents.

    I ordered a double quarter pounder with cheese and a large order of fries.

    I will probably be dead by morning.

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    I dropped by a McDonald's on the southside of Chicago once.

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  • MadeinMich

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    Jun 11, 2013 2:18 AM GMT
    Scratch my balls underneath my undies. Hey, I inherited really hairy balls from somebody.icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 11, 2013 2:31 AM GMT
    Zeriel saidcan one believe it?
    i got my first BJ by my boyfriend on the street @ 12 night.

    i enjoyed kissing him ,everytime we were alone & no vehicle nearby.


    itll be in my memory forever ,
    im fallin' for him
    we stay with each other from 11 to 2 of even 3.30 at night, it feels so bad to see him leave me & go back

    we're in dating phase ,but im getting so used to being charmed by sweetie pie


    wonder what would jesus say about that?
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    Jun 11, 2013 2:33 AM GMT
    Practice my body roll in the mirror... and twerking techniques.
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    Jun 11, 2013 2:39 AM GMT
    I make out with my parrot.