i dance naked at swinging richards in atlanta, ga. does that count? i've been an exotic dancer so long that i really have to be careful to not walk out my front door in my underwear or less (that happened last week actually - i didn't feel like putting anything on just to run out and drop something into the recycling bin at midnight - well, my neighbor was outside smoking a cigarette and i didn't see her til i got back to the porch). my roommates are no longer titillated when i forget to put my underwear on before they come home.
"jack! you have got to remember to look decent when you come out of the house!"
"sorry, mary beth... i thought i looked pretty decent."
(she giggles) "yeah, pretty decent."
god, i love straight women... LOL