Dirty ➡ Talk

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    Jun 12, 2013 10:53 PM GMT
    Am i behind the times? My friends are confused as to why i don't dirty talk in bed. I don't have a script and i don't have a treasure chest filled with the dirty things i'd say or the sounds i'd make-- they do.

    It's a bit confusing because i'm the type of person that admires masks and the gear you'd see in anything S&M but yet when it comes to the deed, i have tunnel vision and just go for what comes to me in the moment.

    I'd like to make it clear that it's not that i don't know how... because i do. I just don't. I think i'd like to. I'm downright dirty when it comes to sexts. I'd feel a bit silly afterwards and i think it's because of how dirty i'd get. Is it possible to engage in this pastime without totally demeaining the other person? That's the only way i've known how.







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    Jun 12, 2013 11:03 PM GMT
    Aristoshark saidGive me all of it, you filthy bastard. Yeah, that's right. All of it! You know how I like it, baby. MMMmmmmmmmmm




    I am referring to the leftover strawberry pie, of course.


    can you look at them the same? after supper, i mean..
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    Jun 12, 2013 11:03 PM GMT
    I used to think sex was dirty...
    But now...
    I wouldn't have it any other way.

    (Lily Tomlin *kiss*)

    I'm pationate in bed but feel no need to talk dirty.
    I'm usually inventing erotic poetry on the spot.
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    Jun 12, 2013 11:05 PM GMT
    JohnSpotter saidI used to think sex was dirty...
    But now...
    I wouldn't have it any other way.

    (Lily Tomlin *kiss*)

    I'm pationate in bed but feel no need to talk dirty.
    I'm usually inventing erotic poetry on the spot.


    oh, yeah? why don't you give us a taste and invent some now.

    come on. do it.
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    Jun 12, 2013 11:19 PM GMT
    Aristoshark saidOkay, tiger, joking aside, my ex and I used to try to talk dirty in bed but it sounded so stupid that we always wound up collapsing in giggles.


    give us an example.

    i'm here to learn.

    it's not that i can't get filthy; i get too filthy.

    and then i turn into some dominating leather god who only takes what i say as an answer.

    i go from 0-100 in just a few simple seconds.
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    Jun 12, 2013 11:26 PM GMT
    hahaha Ahhh I love Extras one of my favorite shows!! icon_lol.gif
    That Scary Movie scene too though!
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    Jun 12, 2013 11:28 PM GMT
    JackDoyle saidhahaha Ahhh I love Extras one of my favorite shows!! icon_lol.gif



    you just became my favorite person. icon_smile.gif
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    Jun 12, 2013 11:37 PM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    tigr3 said
    Aristoshark saidOkay, tiger, joking aside, my ex and I used to try to talk dirty in bed but it sounded so stupid that we always wound up collapsing in giggles.


    give us an example.

    i'm here to learn.

    it's not that i can't get filthy; i get too filthy.

    and then i turn into some dominating leather god who only takes what i say as an answer.

    i go from 0-100 in just a few simple seconds.

    So you just need a submissive bottom who likes that kind of thing.


    do you have a brother?
  • calibro

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    Jun 12, 2013 11:48 PM GMT
    i did dirty talk last morning
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    Jun 12, 2013 11:51 PM GMT
    calibro saidi did dirty talk last morning


    did u? give us a few phrases.
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    Jun 12, 2013 11:56 PM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    tigr3 saiddo you have a brother?

    Yes, but he's straight. And like a lot of straighties, he's kinda let himself go. You wouldn't be interested.


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraternal_birth_order_and_male_sexual_orientation
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    Jun 12, 2013 11:58 PM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    tigr3 said
    Aristoshark said
    tigr3 saiddo you have a brother?

    Yes, but he's straight. And like a lot of straighties, he's kinda let himself go. You wouldn't be interested.


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraternal_birth_order_and_male_sexual_orientation

    He is older by 17 months.


    icon_lol.gif science
  • calibro

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    Jun 13, 2013 12:00 AM GMT
    tigr3 said
    calibro saidi did dirty talk last morning


    did u? give us a few phrases.


    a lot of it ended up sounding like dkjfdslhfasl;kjdflkdjsf because... well, you know
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    Jun 13, 2013 12:06 AM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    tigr3 said
    Aristoshark said
    tigr3 said
    Aristoshark said
    tigr3 saiddo you have a brother?

    Yes, but he's straight. And like a lot of straighties, he's kinda let himself go. You wouldn't be interested.


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraternal_birth_order_and_male_sexual_orientation

    He is older by 17 months.


    icon_lol.gif science

    So you're hot and brainy too!


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    go on... icon_smile.gif
  • calibro

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    Jun 13, 2013 12:07 AM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    calibro said
    tigr3 said
    calibro saidi did dirty talk last morning


    did u? give us a few phrases.


    a lot of it ended up sounding like dkjfdslhfasl;kjdflkdjsf because... well, you know

    Yeah yeah, I can just imagine your dirty talk.
    Deconstruct me, baby. Give me those hot semiotics. Oooh yeah, you know how I like it. I'm gonna Foucault you all night.


    please. i don't capitalize not out of reasons of power but out of idea of aestheticism. umberto eco maybe, but foucault? i might as well sleep with derrida while i'm at it: for shame.
  • calibro

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    Jun 13, 2013 12:09 AM GMT
    tigr3 said
    calibro said
    Aristoshark said
    calibro said
    tigr3 said
    calibro saidi did dirty talk last morning


    did u? give us a few phrases.


    a lot of it ended up sounding like dkjfdslhfasl;kjdflkdjsf because... well, you know

    Yeah yeah, I can just imagine your dirty talk.
    Deconstruct me, baby. Give me those hot semiotics. Oooh yeah, you know how I like it. I'm gonna Foucault you all night.


    please. i don't capitalize not out of reasons of power but out of idea of aestheticism. umberto eco maybe, but foucault? i might as well sleep with derrida while i'm at it: for shame.


    i'm sorry... what? how is any of this sexy?


    i don't have time for plebeians

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  • calibro

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    Jun 13, 2013 12:35 AM GMT
    tigr3 said
    calibro said


    we could've been good friends. we could've chatted and talked about our day. i'd like to now remind you of who it is that started this thread. i respect guys like you like i respect diarrhea. i hope you enjoy the explosion that is your asshole.


    umm...
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    Jun 17, 2013 12:03 PM GMT
    Does anyone else burst out laughing when they try and dirty talk in bed ? Every single time I've done it, once the guy has cummed, I just start laughing hysterically icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 17, 2013 12:09 PM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    calibro said
    tigr3 said
    calibro saidi did dirty talk last morning


    did u? give us a few phrases.


    a lot of it ended up sounding like dkjfdslhfasl;kjdflkdjsf because... well, you know

    Yeah yeah, I can just imagine your dirty talk.
    Deconstruct me, baby. Give me those hot semiotics. Oooh yeah, you know how I like it. I'm gonna Foucault you all night.


    Focault was quite a kinky bastard. I would have loved to hear him talk dirty (he would probably have delivered a linguistic masterpiece), although I would imagine that he was gagged most of the time when he was playing.
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    Jun 17, 2013 12:10 PM GMT
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