What would your Real Housewives intro be?

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    Jun 13, 2013 6:10 AM GMT
    Well?

    Mine would be....

    "I may be short, but I'm no shrinking violet"

    * turn, flip, turn *


    OOOORRRRR....

    "My gym membrship may cost $79 a month, but I'm priceless"

    * shashay, flip, shashay *





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    Jun 13, 2013 6:19 AM GMT
    I thought it was 73
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    Jun 13, 2013 6:24 AM GMT
    Matiz saidI thought it was 73


    It went up several months (and posts) ago.

    Get with the program!!! icon_mad.gif
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    Jun 13, 2013 6:26 AM GMT
    Oh, well it's a good thing you're a bottom then, because they're spreading your cheeks wide and ramming it hard and deep at that gym!
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    Jun 13, 2013 6:05 PM GMT
    Wendi Mclendon-Covey was on Watch What Happens Live and had the best answer for this -- "I make my own jewelry, so I wrote a single about it."
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    Jun 13, 2013 6:22 PM GMT
    Wow, rhomiami is terrible. Especially Maysols mother.
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    Jun 13, 2013 6:32 PM GMT
    "I'm two tons of diva and four ounces of bitch"

    "Forget chocolate rain! I'm a goddamn chocolate tornado! Look out Oklahoma!"

    "I make Grace Jones look like Beverly Johnson"

    "My lipgloss is popping and my glock is too!"

    "I will catch the rainbow and then make some blush!"
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    Jun 13, 2013 8:09 PM GMT
    MisfitToy said"I'm two tons of diva and four ounces of bitch"

    "Forget chocolate rain! I'm a goddamn chocolate tornado! Look out Oklahoma!"

    "I make Grace Jones look like Beverly Johnson"

    "My lipgloss is popping and my glock is too!"

    "I will catch the rainbow and then make some blush!"



    YASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

    You can be on my season!!!! Real Housewives of Real Jock!!!!!
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    Jun 13, 2013 8:24 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    MisfitToy said"I'm two tons of diva and four ounces of bitch"

    "Forget chocolate rain! I'm a goddamn chocolate tornado! Look out Oklahoma!"

    "I make Grace Jones look like Beverly Johnson"

    "My lipgloss is popping and my glock is too!"

    "I will catch the rainbow and then make some blush!"



    YASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

    You can be on my season!!!! Real Housewives of Real Jock!!!!!


    Okay but I get to throw sangria in your face at least twice a season.
  • Fable

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    Jun 13, 2013 8:26 PM GMT
    I have nothing :s