what if the titanic was a gay cruise ship containing real jock members,

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    Jun 16, 2013 3:35 AM GMT
    theoretical question, what do you think would go down BESIDES the boat of course?
  • Fable

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    Jun 16, 2013 3:36 AM GMT
    why not just ask what goes down on atlantis cruises?


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  • NeuralShock

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    Jun 16, 2013 3:37 AM GMT
    The Pope at the time would hold a grand celebration and all religions against homosexuality would rejoice.

    The Titanic would have been written as the great purge, where sin was swept away under the crashing and cold waves that God had set down upon the homosexual deviants.
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    Jun 16, 2013 3:39 AM GMT
    I'd be drinking and dancing with the rest of the peasants. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 16, 2013 3:40 AM GMT
    fable saidwhy not just ask what goes down on atlantis cruises?


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    atlantis cruises??? hell NO. that sounds like some hole in the wall shit. that boat might catch on fire and sink while it's docking or when they fire the engine up. i heard about that boat company.
  • HottJoe

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    Jun 16, 2013 3:42 AM GMT
    We'd all act like a bunch of women and children just to get off the boat first.icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 16, 2013 4:06 AM GMT
    Instead of having an 8-member orchestra playing as the ship sinks, a DJ would be playing T-Dance music while several queens fight for the premium 1st class lifeboat seats.
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    Jun 16, 2013 4:13 AM GMT
    I'd be dragging some drag queen off a boat by her wig to take her place on the boat.
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    Jun 16, 2013 4:14 AM GMT
    I'd be running around with a guy in the boiler rooms under the ship and then have sex in one of the carriages, while Celine Dion music plays.
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    Jun 16, 2013 4:16 AM GMT
    I'd be keeping my mouth shut and happily marry the fabulously wealthy steel tycoon.
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    Jun 16, 2013 4:25 AM GMT
    lordofthebling said
    fable saidwhy not just ask what goes down on atlantis cruises?


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    atlantis cruises??? hell NO. that sounds like some hole in the wall shit. that boat might catch on fire and sink while it's docking or when they fire the engine up. i heard about that boat company.


    What are you talking about? Atlantis is a charter company and they rent ships from other cruise companies. One of their recent cruises was on Royal Caribbean's biggest ship which is over 200,000 tons. That's 5 times the size of the Titanic. That's no S.S. Minnow and definitely not a hole in the wall.
  • HottJoe

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    Jun 16, 2013 4:34 AM GMT
    I would pose for nude drawings though....
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    Jun 16, 2013 4:58 AM GMT
    steamy windowssssssssss
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    Jun 16, 2013 1:13 PM GMT
    ill gladly go down with that ship anyday!!!! icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 16, 2013 1:30 PM GMT
    dc0776 saidI'd be running around with a guy in the boiler rooms under the ship and then have sex in one of the carriages, while Celine Dion music plays.



    Hehehe! ^This!!! +10000000
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    Jun 16, 2013 2:00 PM GMT
    I'd be Lookout #1 in the crow's nest getting a BJ from Lookout #2...seeing skyrockets instead of that damned iceberg...and the only bell that would be ringing is mine....

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    Jun 16, 2013 2:03 PM GMT
    I would be the telegraph guy typing out SOS

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    Jun 16, 2013 2:05 PM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    Roguewave saidI would be the telegraph guy typing out SOS

    SameOldShit

    I just love nerdy guys.


    Did ya read the small print?
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    Jun 16, 2013 2:08 PM GMT
    Oh, and that diamond necklace would be in MY pocket
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    Jun 16, 2013 2:18 PM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    Roguewave saidOh, and that diamond necklace would be in MY pocket

    Why, that would be worth tens of millions.. .... .. . .... ........
    So, what are you doing later?


    Taking YOU shopping on New Bond St
  • TannerMasseur

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    Jun 16, 2013 2:31 PM GMT
    I'd be like the gay MacGyver & gather all the dildos & male blow-up dolls & bondage rope & make a makeshift raft for me & my favorite 20 fellow RJers icon_smile.gif
  • HottJoe

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    Jun 16, 2013 2:33 PM GMT
    spgem saidI'd be like the gay MacGyver & gather all the dildos & male blow-up dolls & bondage rope & make a makeshift raft for me & my favorite 20 fellow RJers icon_smile.gif


    That's a lot of sex toys!icon_eek.gif

    (I want inicon_twisted.gif )
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    Jun 16, 2013 2:37 PM GMT
    Ha, if this was real life, everyone would melt under the weight of an actual physical meeting. That would be the ice berg.
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    Jun 16, 2013 2:41 PM GMT
    It would of never happened.. Gay that is.. That wasnt a trend back in 1912. Plus there was a Male passenger that did dress as a women to get on to a lifeboat.
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    Jun 16, 2013 2:42 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    spgem saidI'd be like the gay MacGyver & gather all the dildos & male blow-up dolls & bondage rope & make a makeshift raft for me & my favorite 20 fellow RJers icon_smile.gif


    That's a lot of sex toys!icon_eek.gif

    (I want inicon_twisted.gif )


    With all the toys on board, the raft might surpass the size of the Titanic so every RJer might be saved if we all pitched in to make it icon_smile.gif