Coffee, butter and eyeball licking

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    Jun 21, 2013 6:54 PM GMT
    Well guys, I had to express my opinion on a few topics. Brace yourselves, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

    First, there was a news reel that I saw on my local station this morning concerning coffee and butter...yes, butter! The segment spoke about some people adding 2/3 of a stick of butter (melted most likely) into their morning coffee. They're calling it "bulletproof" coffee. I wonder if this is what Paula Deen does with her morning coffee?

    Now I like to add cream and sugar to my coffee in the morning, but butter?! That's just fucking GROSS!!! Especially when it cools and the butter coagulates. Now I've heard of butter pecan coffee, but a triple shot of melted butter is way beyond the limits of my taste!

    Second, (from the same news reel) there is this fad among teenagers, or perhaps some adults, which could be a sexual fetish for some, but it poses a severe risk to your health. It's called "worming" or eyeball licking. This idea came from a Japanese rock video where a girl licks the eyeball of a guy. Optimologists warn that a person who has his/her eyeball licked is a great risk for eye infections, disease, and/or even blindness. The tongue could easily scratch or even damage the cornea and destroy to delicate layers of the eyeball. Not to mention the copious amounts of bacteria and germs that live on the human tongue.

    It may be a turn on to some, but for me: NO WAY!!! It's bad enough that I get dry and itchy eyes during allergy season, but I am not risking my vision by participating in a fulsome, perverse and dangerous act. Think about it?

    So tell me your opinions about these two topics. Thank you!
  • Hothouse

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    Jun 21, 2013 7:06 PM GMT
    Broseph saidI hear a lot of people are into licking brown eyes only.

    (Just what I heard...)

    trying to take the thread off topic with the first post!
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    Jun 21, 2013 7:09 PM GMT
    A news show's job is to get people's attention. The more people watch a tv show, the more they can charge the advertisers. It's a simple business model. The news shows are clever to portray themselves as reporting on what's relevant and important but in reality they're going after the stuff that's going to grab more eyeballs, and even the important news is slanted in ways to make it more entertaining.

    Translation: they love reporting on these things that are very likely only being done by a very miniscule percentage of the population and presenting it like it's sweeping the country.
  • HottJoe

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    Jun 21, 2013 7:24 PM GMT
    This reminds me of the "Family Guy" ear-fucking episode.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jun 21, 2013 7:38 PM GMT
    People do crazy shit ... like try to swallow tablespoon full of cinnamon powder or lick a dirty butt hole and risk hepatitis, gonorrhea and herpes

    People are weird icon_neutral.gif
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    Jun 21, 2013 8:43 PM GMT
    I hope they're not going ass to eyeballs. . . icon_neutral.gif
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    Jun 21, 2013 8:50 PM GMT
    It's called bulletproof coffee. Coffee with grassfed butter and MCT oil. Supposed to be satiating and give energy - but probably best for those who are low carb or paleo, all that fat isn't good if you're conbining it with carbs.
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    Jun 22, 2013 1:05 AM GMT
    This ride is too bumpy for me!
    Before I make a fast exit, I'd like to say
    that for years people with contact lenses
    have been warned not to lick their lenses
    when emergency clean up is necessary
    for this reason. Just the same, no one I
    Know of has gotten an infection yet.