What would your momma say?

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    Jun 21, 2013 7:47 PM GMT

    For the purposes of this thread, we can exclude the raunchy sex posts, as nobody talks to their mother about suckin dick.

    Topic: If your mom was next to you as you type your messages on RJ, reading how you handle different situations and how you interact with people, what would she say? Surprised? Pleased? Disappointed?

    Be honest now, your mother might read your response.icon_wink.gif
  • HottJoe

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    Jun 21, 2013 8:28 PM GMT
    My mom would be happy with my posts---for the most part.icon_smile.gif
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    Jun 21, 2013 8:31 PM GMT
    She would have no idea what I was talking about 90% of the time.
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    Jun 21, 2013 8:36 PM GMT
    She'd just shake her head and say how she feels but in the end she lets me do what I want... and I don't really post anything bad. I just make trouble to people... icon_smile.gif I'm already known as the D-Bag trouble makers to my friends and family so it wouldn't surprise her...
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    Jun 21, 2013 8:40 PM GMT
    Sarcasm and innuendo are lost on the elderly...especially the ones that have died.
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    Jun 21, 2013 8:40 PM GMT
    With my forum posts? I dont think she'd care. With my private messages. . . My mother would be so disappointed. . . She'd slap me, make me move back in with her (which she's been trying to do forever), then have me go to church with her twice a week. She'd probably try to put me in one of those "pray the gay away" places too.

    Over-zealous, Christian Women from the South are nothing to mess with.
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    Jun 21, 2013 8:43 PM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    Lo5t5oul5 saidShe'd just shake her head and say how she feels but in the end she lets me do what I want... and I don't really post anything bad. I just make trouble to people... icon_smile.gif I'm already known as the D-Bag trouble makers to my friends and family so it wouldn't surprise her...

    But we wuvs you.


    I know... icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 21, 2013 8:46 PM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    turbobilly saidSarcasm and innuendo are lost on the elderly...especially the ones that have died.

    Innuendo---you mean that Italian suppository?


    You must have been a riot in 8th grade.....icon_rolleyes.gif


    j/k....icon_smile.gif
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    Jun 21, 2013 8:50 PM GMT
    I don't think my mom would have any problem with what I post that is not sexual related. I am FB friends and she has been my mom for 40 years, nothing I do surprises her.
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    Jun 21, 2013 8:52 PM GMT
    To be more detailed, think of situations like this:

    You and your mom open a thread where person asks for help in dealing with his boyfriend. If you close it immediately, mum might be icon_surprised.gif, if you tell him to get over it, mum might be icon_mad.gif, if you try to help, mum might be icon_biggrin.gif

    Same with when you get into a disagreement. Some moms would get the mouth-soap out after reading some of the nasty stuff said here.
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    Jun 21, 2013 8:54 PM GMT
    SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

    OK, my mom probably wouldn't like that one very much.
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    Jun 21, 2013 9:04 PM GMT
    My Mom thinks my posts are too tame, lol. She spent a fair amount of time on here when she was recovering at our house from open heart surgery in '08.

    Mom also LOVES Russell Peters:



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    Mom and Dad were rather sexually charged people (like a lot of Jamaicans)back in the day. (she's 80 now)

    Like so:

    Mom puts English cuke on cutting board. Dad comes into kitchen, looks over her shoulder and tells all of us,
    "Mine's bigger."
    Mom says, "More like this." and whacks off a third of it with the knife.

    The two of them used to laugh uncontrollably upstairs in their bedroom. We were little and thought they were playing board games, lol.

    To us boys when we hit young adulthood:

    "For god's sake don't use a hooker. Be like the yellow pages and let your fingers do the walking."

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    Jun 21, 2013 9:58 PM GMT
    My mom thinks I'm going to hell for being gay anyway, so I could care less how she thinks about anything else I say or do.
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    Jun 21, 2013 10:31 PM GMT
    She wouldn't think most of it was that big of a deal. If she did, I would just say, "It's a gay thing, you wouldn't understand."
  • HottJoe

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    Jun 21, 2013 10:32 PM GMT
    Just put everyone on ignore, except for Erik101, and mom will think, oh, how nice!!icon_biggrin.gif

    Edit: WaytoDawn can stay too.
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    Jun 21, 2013 10:38 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidJust put everyone on ignore, except for Erik101, and mom will think, oh, how nice!!icon_biggrin.gif

    Edit: WaytoDawn can stay too.

    But...she would still be able to see your posts.icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 21, 2013 10:39 PM GMT
    Get a fucken life.
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    Jun 21, 2013 10:45 PM GMT
    RadRTT saidGet a fucken life.

    She'd say, bring me your father's belt.icon_evil.gif
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    Jun 21, 2013 11:19 PM GMT
    My beloved mother would ask me why I keep associating with those crazy people (as she had with other groups) and, if I was annoyed by something someone wrote, she would say, "Why do you let it bother you?" (The worse thing you can say to anyone in that situation.)
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    Jun 21, 2013 11:22 PM GMT
    Somebody will have to translate things for her.
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    Jun 21, 2013 11:36 PM GMT
    Aristoshark saidMy momma say "You can't hurry love.
    No, you'll just have to wait."
    She say, "Love don't come easy.
    It's a game of give and take."

    Momma said knock you out.

    ...

    It's about what momma would say about her son's posts, not the other crazies.
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    Jun 22, 2013 12:02 AM GMT
    "Baby, you ain't no different there you are in person. Mmm mmm mmm you need to work on that attitude of yours because it isn't evenly remotely attractive or pleasing to the eye."
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    Jun 22, 2013 12:08 AM GMT
    That's an easy one for me; real easy.

    My mother is a hard core born again Christian. The only thing she would approve of is preaching Jesus and God; for her they're the answer to all of the world's problems. And in her mind all of the world's problems come from people not being born again Christians. She's truly over the edge.