Am I the only one who doesn't get asses?

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    Jun 21, 2013 8:18 PM GMT
    I just don't get what is attractive about them. Or what makes an ass a "nice ass".

    I've seen so many asses being called Nice Ass, and there's no rhyme or reason to it. The only ones I've seen called a not nice ass were clearly falling apart and dirty looking.

    So please post what you think a nice ass looks like and what makes it nice vs Average Joe's ass.

    Same question about assholes. There is variety there!
  • TheBizMan

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    Jun 21, 2013 8:59 PM GMT
    If an ass has a nice round bubble shape to it, I consider it a nice.

    I've seen smaller bubbles and bigger bubbles, but as long as it is toned it will suffice.

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    Jun 21, 2013 9:18 PM GMT
    I'm not even an ass lover but I do know what a "nice ass" is.

    It's the kind that's slightly bubbly (or muscular) and free of too many pimples and stuff.
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    Jun 21, 2013 9:55 PM GMT
    round and firm, not flat or droopy.

    Some people like bulges and cocks; others like asses.
    Some like both equally. icon_razz.gif

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    Jun 21, 2013 9:57 PM GMT
    Do you mean a single round bubble or 2 bubbles side by side?
    I've seen asses that look like both.

    Paul isn't a muscular bubble ass an oxymoron? A muscular ass is to a bubble as a raisin is to a fleshy round grape.
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    Jun 21, 2013 10:01 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidDo you mean a single round bubble or 2 bubbles side by side?
    I've seen asses that look like both.

    Paul isn't a muscular bubble ass an oxymoron? A muscular ass is to a bubble as a raisin is to a fleshy round grape.
    It's not an oxymoron when it's intended as a completely separate item. icon_wink.gif

    Some people like bubble butts. Some people like muscle butts.

    Very few people like any other butts.
  • HottJoe

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    Jun 21, 2013 10:07 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidDo you mean a single round bubble or 2 bubbles side by side?
    I've seen asses that look like both.

    Paul isn't a muscular bubble ass an oxymoron? A muscular ass is to a bubble as a raisin is to a fleshy round grape.


    How is a muscle ass like a raisin???icon_neutral.gif
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    Jun 21, 2013 10:10 PM GMT
    Upper_Cdn saidround and firm, not flat or droopy.

    Some people like bulges and cocks; others like asses.
    Some like both equally. icon_razz.gif


    Any other life lessons?
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    Jun 21, 2013 10:17 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidHow is a muscle ass like a raisin???icon_neutral.gif

    Muscleasses have dents and ridges!
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    The more bodybuildery they get, the more raisiny. Google Image search bodybuilder ass if you dare..
  • HottJoe

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    Jun 21, 2013 10:23 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch said
    HottJoe saidHow is a muscle ass like a raisin???icon_neutral.gif

    Muscleasses have dents and ridges!
    tumblr_mhro371yKz1r2v3p8o1_500.jpg
    The more bodybuildery they get, the more raisiny. Google Image search bodybuilder ass if you dare..


    That's kinda hot, lol.... Also, I think he's flexing.
  • roadbikeRob

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    Jun 22, 2013 2:55 PM GMT
    After a while, all those ubiquitous frontal and abs views get very old. A nice back and ass view is always a welcome siteicon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 22, 2013 4:00 PM GMT
    Its just you. I love my ass more than my dick which i find to be overrated
  • Apparition

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    Jun 29, 2013 3:23 PM GMT
    Well most guys wouldnt say he has a nice one (ymmv)

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    But if you want subtlties look at this pic. The right cheek is tight firm and and has the attractive muscle dent on the right edge. also desirable is a deep undercut line on the bottom where the jock strap hits...which is why most guys like to see jocks..they enhance this effect. His left butt cheek looks like it has stretchmarks and no definition so i think more guys would prefer more of the right side traits.

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    Obviously general skin problems are a turnoff. Hairiness is a matter of taste...although uniform fur would be more desirable than scraggly fur for those that like hair.
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    Jun 30, 2013 2:38 AM GMT
    Maybe not perfect, but close to it.

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    Jun 30, 2013 2:41 AM GMT
    I'm just going through my posts or drafts on tumblr.

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    Edit: added this old favorite; not perfect because it's a bit too big for my tastes but the hair makes it very nice:

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    Jun 30, 2013 6:59 PM GMT
    I tend to prefer an arse when in trousers/shorts rather than bare. I only really get properly excited about an arse when in the midst of filthy sex. At that point, some arse just scream "rim me"

    Best arses belong to 20-something cute cubs or hairy mueclebears!
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    Aug 02, 2014 12:00 AM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal saidMaybe not perfect, but close to it.

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    Any idea who this guy is?
  • PRDGUY

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    Aug 02, 2014 5:53 AM GMT
    well as the top I get asses and lately a lot of young ones lolz.

    I do prefer the bulge in front but would never neglect to look at the perfect firm bubble butt that so many others have mentioned here. No right or wrong of course as we all have different likes and dislikes!
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    Aug 02, 2014 5:21 PM GMT
    CHEK OUT MY BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...TAP TAP icon_biggrin.gif

    U'L JERK OFF...NO FUCKIN DOUBT icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 02, 2014 8:01 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    SkinnyBitch said
    HottJoe saidHow is a muscle ass like a raisin???icon_neutral.gif

    Muscleasses have dents and ridges!
    tumblr_mhro371yKz1r2v3p8o1_500.jpg
    The more bodybuildery they get, the more raisiny. Google Image search bodybuilder ass if you dare..


    That's kinda hot, lol.... Also, I think he's flexing.


    Ummm no northing attractive about excessive muscle to me and his guys ass is a weird shape due to his over build up of muscle around his but. To each there own preference but ( no pun intended) a nice but is more pleasing to the eye than any cock as a cock is functional not beautiful in anyway.