Dumbest rumor you've heard of yourself?

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 6:30 AM GMT
    Rumors are nasty and funny at times so whats the dumbest of them all?

    Mine is apparently i was banging a girl worker to get ahead. hmmm. lol
  • Musicman91

    Posts: 1530

    Jun 22, 2013 6:34 AM GMT
    That I slept with a hotdog.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 6:36 AM GMT
    That I am straight.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 6:38 AM GMT
    A fake profile made with my pics said I was 5'10". I'M 6'1" FUCKER GET IT RIGHT.
  • AMoonHawk

    Posts: 11406

    Jun 22, 2013 6:56 AM GMT
    Matiz saidA fake profile made with my pics said I was 5'10". I'M 6'1" FUCKER GET IT RIGHT.

    so you no like short people? icon_sad.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 6:59 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk said
    Matiz saidA fake profile made with my pics said I was 5'10". I'M 6'1" FUCKER GET IT RIGHT.

    so you no like short people? icon_sad.gif


    Actually I LOVE short built guys. Just don't say I'm shorter than what my height is icon_wink.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 7:00 AM GMT
    dudewithabeard saidThat I am straight.

    Yeah.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 7:48 AM GMT
    That a female friend of mine is my Girl Friend!
    lol!
  • killercliche

    Posts: 948

    Jun 22, 2013 8:27 AM GMT
    That I was having sex with an 18 year old busser in the back parking lot of a restaurant we both worked at... we were eating pizza. no joke.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 9:52 AM GMT
    That I was a stripper in a gay club offering sex for cash. Dumb.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 1:52 PM GMT
    I have three nipples

    Have numerous sock accounts
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 1:57 PM GMT
    when i was off work for 3 months for my weight loss surgery....and then returned and was dumping a lot of weight...the rumor was that i had AIDS...no i dont.icon_lol.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 2:12 PM GMT
    I was out of work and on unemployment for a few months.
    The neighborhood decided for me that I was a drug dealer.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 8:28 PM GMT
    It was at an off campus residence. There was a rumour about some nasty pornographic MMS of mine leaked all over. Everybody started teasing me so much about it that overtime it became a real pain in the a$$. I had to eventually leave the residence.
  • HottJoe

    Posts: 21366

    Jun 22, 2013 8:34 PM GMT
    There are a lot of rumors about me on RJ... and most of them are true.icon_cool.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 8:35 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidThere are a lot of rumors about me on RJ... and most of them are true.icon_cool.gif


    So you are guilty as charged.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 8:37 PM GMT
    That I dropped acid with this girl who I then proceeded to hook up with.

    The girl is the one who started the freakin rumour too. Bitch lol

    I have never done a single drug in my life so to say I am an LSD user and into the vag? aw hell no!
  • HottJoe

    Posts: 21366

    Jun 22, 2013 8:37 PM GMT
    ricky1987 said
    HottJoe saidThere are a lot of rumors about me on RJ... and most of them are true.icon_cool.gif


    So you are guilty as charged.

    I deny everything.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 8:37 PM GMT
    What's MMS?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 8:38 PM GMT
    Lumpynose saidWhat's MMS?


    An image/video sent via phone text message.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 8:39 PM GMT
    That I was dying of AIDS. (I'm actually HIV-) icon_eek.gif

    Happened a few months after I moved here to South Florida 6 years ago. My best guess is that when I was seen by a vacationing former acquaintance at a Wilton Manors gay bar, and I was wearing the T-shirt for a local HIV/AIDS agency at which I was doing volunteer work, he mistakenly concluded I was an AIDS client there.

    A few weeks later, when he had gone back to my former city, I started hearing from friends there that everyone was talking about my dying of AIDS. And the story was that I had moved to Florida for the friendlier climate, and better HIV treatment options than I had in my former home. WTF???

    My gawd! However it happened, is there anything more absurd than gay rumors? And BTW, other than to assure my friends I wasn't dying, I made no attempt at widespread rumor control. Let them think I was dying, or already dead, I really couldn't care.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 8:39 PM GMT
    that Obama is gay.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jun 22, 2013 8:42 PM GMT
    k3l3k0 saidThat I dropped acid with this girl who I then proceeded to hook up with.

    The girl is the one who started the freakin rumour too. Bitch lol

    I have never done a single drug in my life so to say I am an LSD user and into the vag? aw hell no!


    What's wrong with vag?!?! icon_razz.gif
  • HottJoe

    Posts: 21366

    Jun 22, 2013 8:43 PM GMT
    onejock saidthat Obama is gay.

    You're Obama???icon_eek.gif
  • HottJoe

    Posts: 21366

    Jun 22, 2013 8:45 PM GMT
    gymguy2012 said
    k3l3k0 saidThat I dropped acid with this girl who I then proceeded to hook up with.

    The girl is the one who started the freakin rumour too. Bitch lol

    I have never done a single drug in my life so to say I am an LSD user and into the vag? aw hell no!


    What's wrong with vag?!?! acidicon_razz.gif

    icon_smile.gif