I'm RICH!!!

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    Jun 29, 2013 6:02 PM GMT
    From the Desk of:
    Hon. Ben Williams.


    REicon_razz.gifAYMENT RELEASE ORDER FROM THE PRESIDENCY:

    My name is Hon. Ben Williams. I'm the personal secretary to the new
    Minister of Finance; I'm directed to contact you by the Minister to
    urgently confirm from you if actually you know one Mrs. Emily Dawson
    who claims to be your business associate/ partner in Nigeria.

    Furthermore the said Mrs. Emily Dawson is told us that you are dead
    and she will like to change all the Information's that you gave to us
    as our bonfire beneficiary. This development is coming now that the
    Ministry want to offset all outstanding payments to all our legal
    foreign beneficiaries' around the world and your payment file was
    included.

    This are the information forwarded to my desks by Mrs. Emily Dawson of
    CANADA to re-route your payment into a new bank account number as
    stated (VACAP Credit Union, 1700 Robin Hood Road, Richmond, CA 23720.
    Account number 492453201. Routing number 85226456, Of Mrs. Dawson. The
    Sum of $15.3 Million US Dollars (Fifteen Million Three Hundred
    Thousand US Dollars)

    As you may know, the total amount in your favor is a total sum of
    $15.3 Million Dollars.

    We need to confirm from you urgently before the royal mail courier
    delivers to you and if it's really true that you are dead and if we
    did not hear from you it automatically means that you are actually
    dead and the information passed to us by Mrs. Emily Dawson is correct

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED COOPERATION. GOOD LUCK!

    YOURS TRULY,

    Yours faithfully,
    Hon. Ben Williams.


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    Jun 29, 2013 8:04 PM GMT
    Turbo, you better sit down.

    The Permanent secretary of Finance to the Finance Minister is...Danladi Kifasi.

    I think Ben Williams is pulling a fast one on ya.
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    Jun 29, 2013 8:19 PM GMT
    This has no typos. Could be legit. Right? icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 29, 2013 8:34 PM GMT
    Barely enough to cruise in one of these

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    Plus some site seeing/prostitute change. Not even room for crew. I hope you don't expect me to cook.
  • roadbikeRob

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    Jun 29, 2013 8:36 PM GMT
    turbobilly saidFrom the Desk of:
    Hon. Ben Williams.


    REicon_razz.gifAYMENT RELEASE ORDER FROM THE PRESIDENCY:

    My name is Hon. Ben Williams. I'm the personal secretary to the new
    Minister of Finance; I'm directed to contact you by the Minister to
    urgently confirm from you if actually you know one Mrs. Emily Dawson
    who claims to be your business associate/ partner in Nigeria.

    Furthermore the said Mrs. Emily Dawson is told us that you are dead
    and she will like to change all the Information's that you gave to us
    as our bonfire beneficiary. This development is coming now that the
    Ministry want to offset all outstanding payments to all our legal
    foreign beneficiaries' around the world and your payment file was
    included.

    This are the information forwarded to my desks by Mrs. Emily Dawson of
    CANADA to re-route your payment into a new bank account number as
    stated (VACAP Credit Union, 1700 Robin Hood Road, Richmond, CA 23720.
    Account number 492453201. Routing number 85226456, Of Mrs. Dawson. The
    Sum of $15.3 Million US Dollars (Fifteen Million Three Hundred
    Thousand US Dollars)

    As you may know, the total amount in your favor is a total sum of
    $15.3 Million Dollars.

    We need to confirm from you urgently before the royal mail courier
    delivers to you and if it's really true that you are dead and if we
    did not hear from you it automatically means that you are actually
    dead and the information passed to us by Mrs. Emily Dawson is correct

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED COOPERATION. GOOD LUCK!

    YOURS TRULY,

    Yours faithfully,
    Hon. Ben Williams.


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    Jun 29, 2013 8:50 PM GMT
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  • Webster666

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    Jun 29, 2013 9:39 PM GMT
    There are certainly a lot of filthy rich people in Nigeria scouring the world, looking for people to share all that money.
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    Jun 30, 2013 5:01 PM GMT
    Shawnathan saidMy favourite part is how the Credit Union is on Robin Hood Road haha


    I caught that, too...icon_lol.gif
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  • roadbikeRob

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    Jul 01, 2013 10:38 PM GMT
    Webster666 saidThere are certainly a lot of filthy rich people in Nigeria scouring the world, looking for people to share all that money.
    You mean they are looking for people around the world to scam.
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    Jul 01, 2013 10:59 PM GMT
    No way! For realzz?
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    Jul 01, 2013 11:07 PM GMT
    if it isn't a scam come take me far away i will be ur personal sex toy(:
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    Jul 01, 2013 11:09 PM GMT
    "bonfire beneficiary"? Sounds like a hot job. ;)

    Also, writing to dead people to confirm they are actually dead, genius! Think of the money insurance companies can save with this new technique.
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    Jul 01, 2013 11:13 PM GMT
    turbobilly saidFurthermore the said Mrs. Emily Dawson is told us that you are dead

    Sorry to hear that, Billy. Someone should have made a thread to let us all know.
  • Fable

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    Jul 02, 2013 12:09 AM GMT
    is it bad that I think they only send these to old people?
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    Jul 02, 2013 12:11 AM GMT
    kalikomua said"bonfire beneficiary"? Sounds like a hot job. ;)

    Also, writing to dead people to confirm they are actually dead, genius! Think of the money insurance companies can save with this new technique.


    *keels over laughing*

    Zzzzinnggg!
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    Jul 03, 2013 4:24 PM GMT
    Shawnathan saidMy favourite part is how the Credit Union is on Robin Hood Road haha


    I googled "Robin Hood Road" address and found this response to these Nigerian scams. I truly was laughing out loud reading this!! Thought I'd share with you guys. icon_biggrin.gif
    It's interesting how the email had some similar names, info, even the address!!

    Best Scam Response Yet, in my opinion…

    Hello Dr. Osmond. Sorry that it’s taken a few days for me to get back to you, but I’m very much alive. Mrs. Emily Dawson used to be a colleague of mine, but far from business associate or business partner. In fact, we were not equals, as it seems that she made it seem, and I apologize for that. You see, she was my fluffer. Not business partner, not business associate. Her sole job was to make sure my penis was hard.

    The only reason I can think of for her to make such malicious accusations as to my death is because she is upset that I fired her. No, it wasn’t because she was bad at jerking. Quite the contrary, she was amazing. She had hands of silk and the mouth of an angel. If it weren’t for her actions, I would have never fired her, and she was due a large raise in the coming months (oooh, pun sort of intended). You see, she liked to make jokes about under-aged boys.

    Now I don’t mind the occasional joke or two, but it seemed she may have had intimate knowledge about sexual relations with 16 year old boys (which is illegal in the US, as she is an adult). She kept saying that I should shave my balls smooth to look like a young boy, or that she wishes I was younger so it would be dirtier. I mean, it was kind of hot the way she said it, but it made me a little uneasy. So I did what any hard working American business man would do, I hired a private investigator.

    So this guy, let’s call him Solid Snake, followed her around for a few weeks. Now I know what you’re probably thinking, he followed her all around and found her hanging out at juke joints, High Schools, and the occasional roller rink. Quite the contrary. In fact, she didn’t go near any of those places, because well, juke joints and roller rinks don’t exist, and she wasn’t near any high schools.

    Now, what he found was more disturbing than anything you would imagine. Solid Snake was hanging out near her house when one day a kitten wandered into her back yard. It was mewing up a storm. It was the most adorable little thing you’ve ever seen, just so cute and small. Apparently this got on Emily’s nerves. So she goes outside, sees the kitten looking up at her with it’s cute little adorable eyes and she punts it through the uprights (American Football metaphor, she kicked it really high)! My god, she could put an NFL (National Football League) punter to shame (which is funny, because punters don’t normally kick field goals, so start ignoring my metaphors).

    I couldn’t believe it. This talented women, with the mouth of an angel and hands as smooth as silk, kicked a kitten as hard as she could. This just would not stand. I almost wished she was having sex with high school kids, that at least wasn’t mean and she was doing these kids a favor, she was fucking hot. This just would not stand. So I did what anyone in my position would have done, I fired her right after my morning blow job. Well, not right after. I didn’t want her to bite my unit off in retribution. I waited until after my pants were back on and after she had gargled. After all, I do have some class.

    She was upset. I think she was more upset with the fact that I had a Private Investigator watching her than kicking the kitten, which is sad. This kitten was just so darn cute and it never did anything bad to her. I hope it pooped all the way across her yard as it flew. Nevertheless, I fired her. She left extremely angry, but to calm her down, I offered to pay her for the rest of the month, that was on August 4th.

    Now she’s there in Nigeria trying to get my two point five million United States dollars from me? Not on my watch! As evident by this email, I am very much alive and would like you to stop the transfer of the money. That bitch is not to touch my money, you hear me?

    I thank you for the heads up, Dr. Osmond. Tell the Minister that I am very thankful for the heads up and that you deserve a raise. Can you also tell him I’m still down for that trip to Euro Disney six weeks from now. If he is unable to go, just have him give me a call, he should have my number.
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    Jul 03, 2013 4:39 PM GMT
    leo23 saidI thought these Nigerians are doing all these only in India. I had no clue that they are international criminals. Why non of the government is catching them??


    No doubt the government is involved too! icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
  • LJay

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    Jul 03, 2013 4:55 PM GMT
    I drive right by that credit union often. Would you like me to stop by and pick anything up for you?
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    Jul 03, 2013 5:37 PM GMT
    fable saidis it bad that I think they only send these to old people?


    Too many do seem to fall for them. I realize our faculties diminish with age, but can anyone really be that stupid? Surely someone who is compos enough to operate an email account ought to be alert enough to avoid these sorts of scams.