Post sex rituals

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    Jul 02, 2013 3:00 AM GMT
    Do you have any things that you have to do after sex or doing the deed, like have a cigarette, have a nap, cuddle, have a glass of milk, change the sheets, shower ect? Mines chocolate have to have a piece no matter what
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    Jul 02, 2013 3:04 AM GMT
    I usually get up and start cooking for me and him. I develop a appetite lol idk
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    Jul 02, 2013 3:07 AM GMT
    The only thing I do after sex is take the envelope off the counter, say "thank you," and go home.
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    Jul 02, 2013 3:12 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidThe only thing I do after sex is take the envelope off the counter, say "thank you," and go home.


    Don't forget a tax receipt!
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 02, 2013 3:22 AM GMT
    I can't remember that far back ... I think he gets up and leaves and takes the envelope off the counter
  • deep388

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    Jul 02, 2013 3:23 AM GMT
    Heynice2meetya saidDo you have any things that you have to do after sex or doing the deed, like have a cigarette, have a nap, cuddle, have a glass of milk, change the sheets, shower ect? Mines chocolate have to have a piece no matter what


    My Ex boyfriend use to do that chocolate thing and mock me for being fat. I love how the shoe is on the other foot now. Fat Bastard. Anyway, as you were.....
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    Jul 02, 2013 3:25 AM GMT
    When I did hookups, the ritual consisted of immediately taking a shower. Now in an LTR, I go to sleep or go back to bed (mornings).
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    Jul 02, 2013 3:40 AM GMT
    Erik101 saidWhen I did hookups, the ritual consisted of immediately taking a shower. Now in an LTR, I go to sleep or go back to bed (mornings).


    Yeah this would be the most popular...sleeping I mean.......agh passing out icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 02, 2013 3:54 AM GMT
    Well, not social sex, but after jacking off I get up, pee, and then while I'm walking back from the bathroom this volley of precum will involuntarily ooze out onto my thigh.

    Not sure if that counts as a ritual.
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    Jul 02, 2013 3:55 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidThe only thing I do after sex is take the envelope off the counter, say "thank you," and go home.


    They put restraining orders in envelopes now? icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 02, 2013 4:03 AM GMT
    Well, in my one-nighter days, the best thing to do was just look for your clothes, find your keys and beat a hasty retreat (unless things went so well the host invited you to stay over and have breakfast on his patio in the morning).

    At present, after the uh, festivities, I head for the bathroom and get us some hand towels, and then put out the candles, cut the music, get back in bed and cuddle.


    Oh - I left out cutting the ropes, and taking the ball gag out of his mouth.
  • kevmoran

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    Jul 02, 2013 4:05 AM GMT
    cry
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    Jul 02, 2013 4:41 AM GMT
    Heynice2meetya saidDo you have any things that you have to do after sex or doing the deed, like have a cigarette, have a nap, cuddle, have a glass of milk, change the sheets, shower ect? Mines chocolate have to have a piece no matter what


    We just lie there relaxing in the buzz we just made.
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    Jul 02, 2013 5:01 AM GMT
    I pee, unless that doesn't count as a post-sex ritual if it's part of the sex. What can I say, I aim to please.
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    Jul 02, 2013 5:01 AM GMT
    meninlove said
    Heynice2meetya saidDo you have any things that you have to do after sex or doing the deed, like have a cigarette, have a nap, cuddle, have a glass of milk, change the sheets, shower ect? Mines chocolate have to have a piece no matter what


    We just lie there relaxing in the buzz we just made.


    That's simply lovely icon_redface.gif
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    Jul 02, 2013 6:58 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidI pee, unless that doesn't count as a post-sex ritual if it's part of the sex. What can I say, I aim to please.


    (face palm) omg really....really haha
  • Apparition

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    Jul 02, 2013 4:17 PM GMT
    relax time, cuddle, ask how it was, wait 10 minutes for everything to start dripping, clean up. sleep or go to work.
  • Timbales

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    Jul 02, 2013 4:25 PM GMT
    johnnydeppthroat saidcry


    me too, sitting on the floor in the shower, hugging my knees
  • rnch

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    Jul 02, 2013 4:31 PM GMT
    After about three hours post-jizz, when I've had enough of his snoring and his dogs barking, whinning and chain jiggling, when I am finally sober enough to drive, I'll lift one/both of his dogs off the mutual pile of clothing on the floor, get dressed and go to my home.
  • takashi

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    Jul 03, 2013 2:35 AM GMT
    Love to keep it inside of me as long as possible until it,
    slowly plops out by itself, flacid, slimy, wet with lube and body fluids...
    a nice long deep kiss, a nap and we wake up all crusty...
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    Jul 03, 2013 2:40 AM GMT
    rnch saidAfter about three hours post-jizz, when I've had enough of his snoring and his dogs barking, whinning and chain jiggling, when I am finally sober enough to drive, I'll lift one/both of his dogs off the mutual pile of clothing on the floor, get dresses and go to my home.

    I know that was a typo, but the thought of you straggling home through NOL in a post-coital haze, half-drunk and wearing a dress, did rather make me smile. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 03, 2013 2:43 AM GMT
    No "ritual", just hold hands usually, maybe cuddle if not too warm, and fall asleep. Just your typical OMS - Old Man's Syndrome. icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 04, 2013 5:51 AM GMT
    rnch saidAfter about three hours post-jizz, when I've had enough of his snoring and his dogs barking, whinning and chain jiggling, when I am finally sober enough to drive, I'll lift one/both of his dogs off the mutual pile of clothing on the floor, get dresses and go to my home.


    I quite liked this one, can see it happening kinda like a movie scene :p
  • jo2hotbod

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    Jul 04, 2013 8:37 PM GMT
    Not sure, haven't stopped to find out
  • tjmwdm1

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    Jul 05, 2013 1:36 PM GMT
    we just usually clean off after and i have to go get the cum out of me icon_twisted.gif