Mystery man?


  • Jul 02, 2013 1:25 PM GMT
    So long story short basically i was drinking with a female friend of mines downtown at this point we were both pretty drunk so we sat down on.bench to have a smoke.then this guy.comes and tries to give me 25cents i was bout to box him in his headtop but.some sexy ass european guy was with him and said sry.thats my bodygaurd so i was like k watever he thens grab the girl i was with hands kisses it then grab my face n kisses me on the cheek and just left i was like o.o wtf happend well anyways it all happend so fast n that man was to smooth but ye u guys have any stories?
  • RollDontWalk

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    Jul 02, 2013 2:43 PM GMT
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  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 02, 2013 2:47 PM GMT
    pf0081 said
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    LOL the whole thing sounds like a really bad Craigslist ad. Not that I've ever been on there. icon_biggrin.gif

    LOL ... Missed Connections
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    Jul 02, 2013 2:57 PM GMT
    EXACTLY! ;)
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    Jul 02, 2013 3:00 PM GMT
    My first thought was that this poor kid has English as a second language but he's trying….wasn't figuring that his primary language was Canadian! icon_eek.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jul 02, 2013 3:03 PM GMT
    During one of my visits to the big TO, I was in a bar and talked to a very nice man. We got into a discussion and I disclosed my first name, my town (and I do think I said "Andover", not Wichita, KS) and what I do for a living. He was hot, very nice and a real gentleman. I remember he said it was great talking to me and would like to more, but I left town .. and 2 days later I had this huge flower assortment delivered to my office with the note,
    "I loved our talk, don't forget me .... Erick"

    I haven't forgotten.

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    Jul 02, 2013 3:23 PM GMT
    swaggedoutfreshie saidSo long story short basically i was drinking with a female friend of mines downtown at this point we were both pretty drunk so we sat down on.bench to have a smoke.then this guy.comes and tries to give me 25cents...

    When you sit down so drunk on a public bench that someone tries to hand you money...

    You're doing it wrong!
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    Jul 02, 2013 10:31 PM GMT
    swaggedoutfreshie saidI was bout to box him in his headtop!


    Bumbo Claght!!

    Yu shuld a tump im down!icon_eek.gif
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    Jul 02, 2013 10:37 PM GMT
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    One time we had a family get together and when we were planning it we emailed and said lets eat grandma and there was a miscommunication and she died all for the sake of one comma
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    Jul 02, 2013 10:51 PM GMT
    swaggedoutfreshie saidSo long story short basically i was drinking with a female friend of mines downtown at this point we were both pretty drunk so we sat down on.bench to have a smoke.then this guy.comes and tries to give me 25cents i was bout to box him in his headtop but.some sexy ass european guy was with him and said sry.thats my bodygaurd so i was like k watever he thens grab the girl i was with hands kisses it then grab my face n kisses me on the cheek and just left i was like o.o wtf happend well anyways it all happend so fast n that man was to smooth but ye u guys have any stories?


    Young, drunk, and sitting a bench on the street. The guy thought you were homeless youth, a runaway.