Home Depot Pick Up, Would You?

  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 03, 2013 11:49 PM GMT
    So I go to home depot this morning to return some sod I didn't need. This guy walks in at almost the same time, he is returning several cans of calk. So he turns and smiles at me and I smile at him. I get my return done and go shopping for some more needed supplies.

    Low-and-behold we leave at the same time, I exited one door and he exited another and we are walking toward each other. We are walking in the same direction and our trucks are just a couple spaces apart. He's kind of a good looking guy and looks in very good shape. We pick up a quick conversation about the work we are each doing. I tell him to have a nice day before I jump in my truck and we exchange a couple more glance and smiles.

    I drive away and I see him a couple cars behind. He quickly catches up to me at the stop light and pulls up next to me and says something to me from his driver seat. I don't hear him and I half-shout back, 'sorry, I couldn't hear you.' I'm thinking, 'maybe he wants to do coffee or have a drink together.'

    This time he speaks up and says, "How about a blowjob?"

    Up until he said that I was intrigued with him. But when he shouted that out, all I thought was, 'wow, no class at all'.

    I shout back, 'Maybe next time' and he quickly turns off as the light changes.

    Yea, true story.

    To be honest I am appreciative that he did think I was that good looking that he would offer a blow job. But don't people think of going on a date first?
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    Jul 03, 2013 11:53 PM GMT
    I would just tell him that you saw he had white caulk and that you prefer black caulk.
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    Jul 03, 2013 11:53 PM GMT
    In San Francisco, in the old days at least, not sure about these days, that would be completely unremarkable.
  • Timbales

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    Jul 03, 2013 11:58 PM GMT
    how would it be any different than any other kind of hook-up?
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    Jul 03, 2013 11:59 PM GMT
    I would've flipped him off.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 04, 2013 12:24 AM GMT
    Lumpynose saidIn San Francisco, in the old days at least, not sure about these days, that would be completely unremarkable.

    I live in conservative Colorado Springs ... Home of Focus on the Family icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 04, 2013 12:28 AM GMT
    Iceblink saidI would just tell him that you saw he had white caulk and that you prefer black caulk.


    I keep reading this and laughing; you are way too funny.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 04, 2013 12:42 AM GMT
    Whatevz saidI would've flipped him off.

    IDK ... Maybe I should feel insulted that he reacted to me as if I were some mere cheap slut ... Maybe I should have flipped him off
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 04, 2013 12:45 AM GMT
    Timbales saidhow would it be any different than any other kind of hook-up?

    I don't hook up ... The more I think of it, now, the more insulting it seems
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    Jul 04, 2013 12:51 AM GMT
    Sooooooooo
    leame get the this straight.

    You're complaining about some guy, attractive guy, wanted to suck your dick????
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    Jul 04, 2013 12:53 AM GMT
    dustin_K_tx saidSooooooooo
    leame get the this straight.

    You're complaining about some guy, attractive guy, wanted to suck your dick????


    Apparently some people will do it anytime anywhere regardless of how the question was presented. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Timbales

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    Jul 04, 2013 12:55 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk said
    Timbales saidhow would it be any different than any other kind of hook-up?

    I don't hook up ... The more I think of it, now, the more insulting it seems


    I wouldn't be insulted, he made an impulsive mood - kind of ballsy even if you didn't want to do it.
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    Jul 04, 2013 1:00 AM GMT
    Lumpynose said
    Apparently some people will do it anytime anywhere regardless of how the question was presented. icon_rolleyes.gif


    anytime, anywhere???
    It's Home Depot
    pretty common knowledge, as well as: Lowe's (younger), Academy (rough trade)
    There is a reason why I am not allowed to go to these places without my leash.
  • TheBizMan

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    Jul 04, 2013 1:12 AM GMT
    Sounds hot. He could have blown you... but you blew it.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 04, 2013 1:13 AM GMT
    dustin_K_tx saidSooooooooo
    leame get the this straight.

    You're complaining about some guy, attractive guy, wanted to suck your dick????

    He was OK ... Kind of generic features ... Not what I would say in my top 10 ... but he wasn't unattractive either ... Why jump straight to, 'how about a blowjob' ... God I hope he wasn't insinuating that I give him a blowjob
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 04, 2013 1:15 AM GMT
    TheBizMan saidSounds hot. He could have blown you... but you blew it.

    If he is so free to offer blowjobs how do I know he doesn't have gonareha or herpes or something like that
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    Jul 04, 2013 1:17 AM GMT

    only if it was Pascal in homo depot, something about him makes my husband material gaydar go off, icon_razz.gif

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    Jul 04, 2013 1:19 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk said
    He was OK ... Kind of generic features ... Not what I would say in my top 10 ... but he wasn't unattractive either ... Why jump straight to, 'how about a blowjob' ... God I hope he wasn't insinuating that I give him a blowjob


    Yes. Yes, let's hope not
    because
    THAT would be inappropriate, clearly you're the blow-e.

  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 04, 2013 1:19 AM GMT
    ihatemyself saidLMAO. sorry for your experience, man. those predators are NO joke. they mistake friendliness or eye contact as an invite to the bedroom. go to LOWES for awhile and dodge that dude. he's probably going to stalk your ass.

    It's actually pretty humorous ... Is it that easy to pick up men at Homo Depot ... um, Home Depot
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    Jul 04, 2013 1:23 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk said
    ihatemyself saidLMAO. sorry for your experience, man. those predators are NO joke. they mistake friendliness or eye contact as an invite to the bedroom. go to LOWES for awhile and dodge that dude. he's probably going to stalk your ass.

    It's actually pretty humorous ... Is it that easy to pick up men at Homo Depot ... um, Home Depot


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  • TheBizMan

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    Jul 04, 2013 1:26 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk said
    TheBizMan saidSounds hot. He could have blown you... but you blew it.

    If he is so free to offer blowjobs how do I know he doesn't have gonareha or herpes or something like that

    How can you be sure about anybody unless you test them right then and there?

    I just find the kinkiness of the situation fascinating. ;P
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    Jul 04, 2013 1:28 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk said
    TheBizMan saidSounds hot. He could have blown you... but you blew it.

    If he is so free to offer blowjobs how do I know he doesn't have gonareha or herpes or something like that

    or

    OR

    you could have fallowed him to his 25,000 sqf mountain cabin helped him caulk his hot tub, had the best 4th of July of you're life.
    4 day week end of amazing hot man sex-- so hot you'll name it.
    Two years later--the first gay men to marry after Colorado passes/repeals their law.
    **and they say I'm not romantic.
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    Jul 04, 2013 1:30 AM GMT
    dustin_K_tx said
    AMoonHawk said
    TheBizMan saidSounds hot. He could have blown you... but you blew it.

    If he is so free to offer blowjobs how do I know he doesn't have gonareha or herpes or something like that

    or

    OR

    you could have fallowed him to his 25,000 sqf mountain cabin helped him caulk his hot tub, had the best 4th of July of you're life.
    4 day week end of amazing hot man sex-- so hot you'll name it.
    In two years later--the first gay men to marry after Colorado passes repeals their law.
    **and they say I'm not romantic.


    ^this
  • Import

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    Jul 04, 2013 1:54 AM GMT
    yeah i agree it's cute and all that u guys like randomly met at a home depot doing masc things and whatnot. But the whole BJ offering was unclassy as fuck.
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    Jul 04, 2013 1:59 AM GMT
    Sometimes it's great to just get to business. I occasionally admire that in a man.