And I'll add a fourteenth, with a personal anecdote:

The Charging Rhinoceros of Soul

A hideous recording of this talentless group was played in my 1970s college TV production class. I fell over laughing, not only at the stupid name, but at the absolutely dreadful performance. After giving my damning review, as we all did in turn, the Professor sneeringly told us that the lead female singer was his wife!

Ah, thanks for the trap, Doc! And your wife is still an off-key, tone-deaf cow. Anybody else ever heard of the "Rhinoceros"? icon_razz.gif