going clubbing! in 3weeks :D

  • Jake__Wright

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    Jul 05, 2013 2:03 AM GMT
    So after about 9 months I'm going clubbing again to "Flamingo's" a gay club/bar, now last time I went I got nobody my own age or a little older interested was it because I was 124kgs at the time? or that I looked emo, but instead I got 4 older men in there 40's (one of them dark skinned) offering me drinks and stuff...ewwww!, and they wern't even attractive what sort of 18 year old sleeps with someone the same age as there parents, People sick in the head. anyway im 109kgs now I want to get down to 105kgs before I go. and put Red in my hair and a lip piecing, Maybe someone will find that attractive. I don't want a repeat of last time all my friends get hot looking people, im 15kgs lighter from then.
  • Jake__Wright

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    Jul 05, 2013 2:07 AM GMT
    How to lose the extra weight in 3weeks besides walking my dog and smoking? 5kgs would be nice
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    Jul 05, 2013 2:17 AM GMT
    Jake__Wright saidHow to lose the extra weight in 3weeks besides walking my dog and smoking? 5kgs would be nice


    Smoke more and wear Spanx!
    (healthy living, diet and exercise is soooo over-rated.)
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    Jul 05, 2013 2:20 AM GMT
    Jake__Wright saidHow to lose the extra weight in 3weeks besides walking my dog and smoking? 5kgs would be nice


    meth
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    Jul 05, 2013 2:25 AM GMT
    thats funny because my diets not even that bad I mean I can't even remember the last time I had mcdonalds or any of that takeaway stuff 12weeks ago would be the last time, My mum makes like butter chicken and currys and stuff meatballs, spaghetti Bologonaise, and freezes them in those chinese takeaway containers I usually have that for tea or lunch or just a sandwhich and alot of coffee... I Usally ring my mum at her girlfriends and tell her to come home and cook me tea!, I love my mum she still does my washing and cleans my room
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    Jul 05, 2013 6:59 AM GMT
    Jake__Wright said I Usally ring my mum at her girlfriends and tell her to come home and cook me tea!, I love my mum she still does my washing and cleans my room


    Use that as your opening pickup line to guys.
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    Jul 05, 2013 7:02 AM GMT
    Be kind and purchase sunglasses for the folks in the club.
    Everyone will be much happier. And happiness is what we are all in search of, isn't it?
  • HottJoe

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    Jul 05, 2013 7:03 AM GMT
    Matiz said
    Jake__Wright saidHow to lose the extra weight in 3weeks besides walking my dog and smoking? 5kgs would be nice


    meth

    As a bonus, you get a nose job.
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    Jul 05, 2013 7:04 AM GMT
    Jake__Wright saidHow to lose the extra weight in 3weeks besides walking my dog and smoking? 5kgs would be nice


    Prancercize. While wearing your aforementioned clubbing gear. In fact, if you just prancercize at the club instead of dancing or sticking to the wall, or whatever you planned on doing, I'd bet you'd get hot young guys (light skinned, of course) flocking to you!
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    Jul 06, 2013 9:19 AM GMT
    pf0081 saidWhen I was 20, i slept with guys twice my age all the time. Big fucken deal. icon_smile.gif

    We still do it. icon_biggrin.gif
  • Buddha

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    Jul 06, 2013 9:26 AM GMT
    Jake__Wright said(one of them dark skinned)


    That sounds absoloutely traumatic, did he miss the sign at the entrance?

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    Jul 06, 2013 9:35 AM GMT
    Jake__Wright saidSo after about 9 months I'm going clubbing again to "Flamingo's" a gay club/bar, now last time I went I got nobody my own age or a little older interested was it because I was 124kgs at the time? or that I looked emo, but instead I got 4 older men in there 40's (one of them dark skinned) offering me drinks and stuff...ewwww!, and they wern't even attractive what sort of 18 year old sleeps with someone the same age as there parents, People sick in the head. anyway im 109kgs now I want to get down to 105kgs before I go. and put Red in my hair and a lip piecing, Maybe someone will find that attractive. I don't want a repeat of last time all my friends get hot looking people, im 15kgs lighter from then.



    .... you would be from Tasmania.
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    Jul 06, 2013 9:38 AM GMT
    JeanDeau said

    .... you would be from Tasmania.

    ....which is part of Australia.
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    Jul 06, 2013 10:25 PM GMT
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  • Joeyphx444

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    Jul 06, 2013 11:06 PM GMT
    Sorry I can't keep up with the units of measurement here
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    Jul 06, 2013 11:11 PM GMT
    Jake__Wright said or that I looked emo,

    Good god, would you stop with the damn "emo" thing as if it is something still cool or edgy? It had its day a very long time ago.
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    Jul 06, 2013 11:22 PM GMT
    Iceblink said
    Jake__Wright said or that I looked emo,

    Good god, would you stop with the damn "emo" thing as if it is something still cool or edgy? It had its day a very long time ago.


    But in Australia it must be cool
    Remember the rest of the world gets the US fads 10-20 years later icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 06, 2013 11:34 PM GMT
    Joeyphx444 said
    Iceblink said
    Jake__Wright said or that I looked emo,

    Good god, would you stop with the damn "emo" thing as if it is something still cool or edgy? It had its day a very long time ago.


    But in Australia it must be cool
    Remember the rest of the world gets the US fads 10-20 years later icon_razz.gif


    heard, Doogie Howser MD. is like real hot there right now.
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    Jul 06, 2013 11:35 PM GMT
    dustin_K_tx said
    Joeyphx444 said
    Iceblink said
    Jake__Wright said or that I looked emo,

    Good god, would you stop with the damn "emo" thing as if it is something still cool or edgy? It had its day a very long time ago.


    But in Australia it must be cool
    Remember the rest of the world gets the US fads 10-20 years later icon_razz.gif


    heard, Doogie Howser MD. is like real hot there right now.


    And Ricki Lake, we love her

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    Jul 06, 2013 11:38 PM GMT
    no no, they're doing the macarena!
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    Jul 06, 2013 11:41 PM GMT
    Jake__Wright saidHow to lose the extra weight in 3weeks besides walking my dog and smoking? 5kgs would be nice


    Resistance training is the best way to get rid of fat - better than dieting and doing aerobic exercise. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 06, 2013 11:43 PM GMT
    My slap bracelet just cut me.
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    Jul 10, 2013 10:46 AM GMT
    Bharatiya said
    JeanDeau said

    .... you would be from Tasmania.

    ....which is part of Australia.


    Oh wow, so they DO teach Geography in the Netherlands.