What should you do if you find an atheist?

  • metta

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    Jul 08, 2013 3:31 PM GMT
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    Jul 08, 2013 3:39 PM GMT
    ROFL, I am so ALWAYS so sad, grumpy and bitter. It must be because I'm an atheist. I never knew that before!!!! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jul 08, 2013 3:44 PM GMT
    Strange, I'm a very happy, outgoing, positive outlook, funny guy. My daily goal is to make folks laugh (either with me .... or at me is fine too) and enjoy life, and I may not be quite an atheist, but I'm pretty non religious so I don't quite understand.
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    Jul 08, 2013 3:46 PM GMT
    I am Gruffety Mister Crotch.
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    Jul 08, 2013 4:26 PM GMT
    What do you do when you find an Atheist?

    Leave him the f*&k alone!
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    Jul 08, 2013 5:49 PM GMT
    Lmao silly Christians - intelligence is for Atheists.
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    Jul 08, 2013 5:50 PM GMT
    Ironically most Christians stay home on Sunday too!
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    Jul 08, 2013 5:58 PM GMT
    I wanna party with that goat
  • LJay

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    Jul 08, 2013 6:01 PM GMT
    Matiz saidI wanna party with that goat


    Yeah! Don't you wonder why he is wearing that robe? I thought only Jesus wore a robe.
  • madsexy

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    Jul 08, 2013 6:04 PM GMT
    LJay said
    Matiz saidI wanna party with that goat


    Yeah! Don't you wonder why he is wearing that robe? I thought only Jesus wore a robe.

    I think Moses did, too.

    And on the topic, my answer would be: RESPECT HIS/HER BELIEFS AS YOU'D WANT YOURS RESPECTED BY OTHERS.
  • DrobUA

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    Jul 08, 2013 6:12 PM GMT
    Who told them they could use my picture?
  • Stregone

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    Jul 08, 2013 6:24 PM GMT
    seriously folks?
    wtf?
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    Jul 08, 2013 6:32 PM GMT
    I'm scared. Please describe these atheists so I will know when I find one.
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    Jul 08, 2013 9:33 PM GMT
    Sharpton saidThat's typically how I handle atheists. Why be an unbeliever of anything really? Even satanism is a good belief to follow(I am one).
    Atheism is nothing more shallow egotism but eh; its none of my concern, let the gods handle them.


    Do you not think it is egotistical to say to someone that the God/gods/fallen angels that you believe in are definitely real and you do not need concrete evidence to validate this?
  • HottJoe

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    Jul 08, 2013 9:37 PM GMT
    Fuck em.
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    Jul 08, 2013 9:54 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidFuck em.


    Oh my, icon_twisted.gif ^^^ This is why I don't believe in God!
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    Jul 08, 2013 10:04 PM GMT
    Sharpton saidThat's typically how I handle atheists. Why be an unbeliever of anything really? Even satanism is a good belief to follow(I am one).
    Atheism is nothing more shallow egotism but eh; its none of my concern, let the gods handle them.
    Considering the shallowness of atheists, it sounds like you're out of your depth even there.
  • HottJoe

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    Jul 08, 2013 10:21 PM GMT
    kt8320 said
    HottJoe saidFuck em.


    Oh my, icon_twisted.gif ^^^ This is why I don't believe in God!

    Cuz you want me to fuck you?icon_razz.gif

    I meant what I said quite literally, haha.

    My bf is an atheist.icon_wink.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jul 08, 2013 10:23 PM GMT
    I respect their position as I expect them to do mine.
    I think we get along well that way... provided they do.
    If not....

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    Jul 08, 2013 10:30 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    kt8320 said
    HottJoe saidFuck em.


    Oh my, icon_twisted.gif ^^^ This is why I don't believe in God!

    Cuz you want me to fuck you?icon_razz.gif

    I meant what I said quite literally, haha.

    My bf is an atheist.icon_wink.gif


    Jesus H Christ!!!! Why'd you have to mention the boyfriend?!! icon_wink.gif
  • Rene_Aensland

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    Jul 08, 2013 10:32 PM GMT
    Sharpton saidThat's typically how I handle atheists. Why be an unbeliever of anything really? Even satanism is a good belief to follow(I am one).
    Atheism is nothing more shallow egotism but eh; its none of my concern, let the gods handle them.


    Not judging but, being selfish and living for yourself all your life is pretty fucked up and an even more fucked up moral to live by.

    I studied Satanism years ago back in High School, commandments are great. The only thing I admire about that cult.
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    Jul 08, 2013 10:33 PM GMT
    When I find an atheist, I take him home and make him my best friend. We talk and play games for hours. He gives the best hugs and always understands me.

    What I NEVER do with my atheist is feed him after midnight. NEVER.

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  • stratavos

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    Jul 08, 2013 10:43 PM GMT
    TheQuest saidWhen I find an atheist, I take him home and make him my best friend. We talk and play games for hours. He gives the best hugs and always understands me.

    What I NEVER do with my atheist is feed him after midnight. NEVER.

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    Exactly what you should do. Now the agnostics on the other hand...
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    Jul 08, 2013 10:47 PM GMT
    Hercules died for our sins, you pieces of unsaved trash.

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    Jul 08, 2013 11:07 PM GMT
    Even though the ad/warning is a bit silly, it is true that atheism is perhaps the most pessimistic,impoverished, and saddest world view. Once things like beauty, goodness, and truth cease to be metaphysically real, there's nothing to which to aspire. You've taken all potential nobility and mystery out of the human experience.

    Of course, that doesn't mean that atheists are intrinsically grumpy or sad. Individuals are too internally contradictory and have demeanors and natures which even reason cannot abolish. I do think the atheistic world view should incline a purely rational individual away from a child-like optimism and the peculiar hope that comes from encountering mystery (like a child and Santa Claus). I probably wouldn't say grumpy or sad - a "hardened heart", perhaps: one too busy spiraling around himself and less receptive to "the other." But, we aren't purely rational, so it's always dumb to try to link a world view with the attitudes of isolated individuals.

    OP: Where did you find this ad?