Good News! Good News! Rapture Coming Soon! Megachurch Pastor Says DOMA Ruling Is Evidence The ‘Rapture Is About To Occur’

  • metta

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    Jul 11, 2013 4:59 PM GMT
    Megachurch Pastor Says DOMA Ruling Is Evidence The ‘Rapture Is About To Occur’

    http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/megachurch-pastor-says-doma-ruling-is-proof-the-rapture-is-about-to-occur/marriage/2013/07/11/70859
  • tazzari

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    Jul 11, 2013 5:12 PM GMT
    I forget - is the rapture an annual event, or bi-annual? It does seem to come along pretty frequently, doesn't it?

    How many more shopping days do we have?
  • tazzari

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    Jul 11, 2013 5:14 PM GMT
    And how come all the countries in Europe, and Canada, didn't trigger this when they instituted marriage equality? American Exceptionalism?
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    Jul 11, 2013 5:38 PM GMT
    Did you Mayans reschedule 12/21 and not tell me about it?

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    Jul 11, 2013 5:40 PM GMT
    Gee...remind me to slap the shit outta anyone that believe in that shit lol.
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    Jul 11, 2013 6:02 PM GMT
    Sounds like he believes in a pre-trib rap, but what if it's a post-trib rap?
  • hebrewman

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    Jul 11, 2013 6:24 PM GMT
    when you click on the article, the responses are hysterical. really spot on. i guess i can stop paying down my credit card bills now.
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    Jul 11, 2013 8:03 PM GMT
    More importantly, what does one wear to the rapture?

    tazzari saidI forget - is the rapture an annual event, or bi-annual? It does seem to come along pretty frequently, doesn't it?

    How many more shopping days do we have?
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    Jul 11, 2013 8:28 PM GMT
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    Jul 11, 2013 8:32 PM GMT
    creyente saidMore importantly, what does one wear to the rapture?


    Business casual boo, business casual.
  • Whipmagic

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    Jul 11, 2013 8:34 PM GMT
    I'm so looking forward to all the religious nutcases disappearing from Earth. This planet will be so much more livable for it.
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    Jul 11, 2013 8:40 PM GMT
    Just before his ascension, one of his disciples asked Jesus when he would restore the Kingdom to Israel.
    His response was it was not for them to know the times and dates, but for them to remain in Jerusalem until the Holy Spirit comes.

    So it is today. It is very wrong to set times and dates, as many in the past have discovered to their loss.
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    Jul 11, 2013 8:49 PM GMT
    Whew.. I was hoping a hot, young, fashion forward guy would respond.

    I never know what to wear to these impromptu events.

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    creyente saidMore importantly, what does one wear to the rapture?


    Business casual boo, business casual.
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    Jul 11, 2013 9:21 PM GMT
    These poor pathetic people , wishing the end of the world in fire and brimstone while they deprieve themselves daily of the beautiful things life has to offer. Does that make them masicasts?
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    Jul 11, 2013 9:44 PM GMT
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    Jul 11, 2013 9:46 PM GMT
    ^ Are people in heaven naked? icon_eek.gif
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    Jul 11, 2013 10:01 PM GMT
    Oh that's better. I thought Art was giving me fashion tips for the rapture.

    I really don't think I would look good in the red mini. icon_redface.gif
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  • FRE0

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    Jul 11, 2013 10:01 PM GMT
    wyrln said^ Are people in heaven naked? icon_eek.gif


    Apparently someone thinks so, in which case it's hard to understand how he could think of the human body as evil.
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    Jul 11, 2013 10:07 PM GMT
    wyrln said^ Are people in heaven naked? icon_eek.gif



    Cheesecloth. Yards and yards of it.
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    Jul 11, 2013 10:09 PM GMT
    Whipmagic saidI'm so looking forward to all the religious nutcases disappearing from Earth. This planet will be so much more livable for it.

    Truthfully, if the Rapture is true, then they will be the ones left behind. icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 11, 2013 10:13 PM GMT
    Can I sue for miss advertising?
  • MadeinMich

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    Jul 11, 2013 10:13 PM GMT
    housetrancformer saidThese poor pathetic people , wishing the end of the world in fire and brimstone while they deprieve themselves daily of the beautiful things life has to offer. Does that make them masicasts?


    What? Like your body?
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    Jul 11, 2013 10:14 PM GMT
    Where are all the RAPTURE sale days mark downs?!? And why can't I find any purple kool-aid in my grocery store?...icon_evil.gif
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    Jul 11, 2013 10:15 PM GMT
    Whipmagic saidI'm so looking forward to all the religious nutcases disappearing from Earth. This planet will be so much more livable for it.

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    Jul 11, 2013 10:17 PM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    housetrancformer saidThese poor pathetic people , wishing the end of the world in fire and brimstone while they deprieve themselves daily of the beautiful things life has to offer. Does that make them masicasts?

    I'll bite, what's a masicast?
    Someone call for me?

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